FAWA Promos #16

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At Wheel of Misfortune I face someone I am quite familiar with. I can honestly say I was his first rival over in the 101. But this is not the 101 so I will try and not make anymore references. Hayden you are top dog around here. You have that World title on your shoulder you must feel so proud. To be the king of the mountain. But I know one thing. People like you, when they are on top, its only a matter of time till they, slip. Its true. Only a matter of time till you come crashing down the mountain. Then you find yourself at the bottom looking up. Guess what Wheel of Misfortune is that night. It all begins when your The Hollywood Enigmas face the team of MiscreAnt and Seth.

I don't like making references to past wrestlers but you know who you remind me of. Team Extreme, or The Hardyz. You got your little team name, you two are close, but its only a matter of time till you destroy yourselves. As said. Both you and The Head Detective will soon fall down on your faces. As me and Seth raise the tag team titles high. I got no problem with you Aaron Enigma. But you soon stand in my way. So I just need to do what Seth and I do. Win as brutally as possible. Hayden, I just hope you can at the very least you can beat Gus in whatever match you have with him. Only thing worse then you on top is Gus. I may not kill you as much just for that reason.

Now that is all for down the road. But this Niteraw I face off against the Inter-Forms champion. Connor Mackenzie. You are good. I would be lying if I did not say that. But, I watched something last night. Your little post Niteraw segment. You said something that made me laugh. In your little segment You have faced them all. You are the "hardest working, least-travelled road taking, most intense wrestler in this company today." You even said you have faced them all. Well guess that is a bit false. Because you have not faced them all. There is one ant who you still have yet to face.

Me.

Now to the part that made me laugh. "The one who takes the road most traveled." Again false as it gets. I don't take the road most traveled. You do. What do most people want to be when they grow up. Superman, Batman, Captain America. The good guys who go out of there way to do good. They have there morals, there never quit attitude, there million dollar smile. It makes me sick. I grew up wanting to be Joker, Lex Luther, Dr Doom. I have a need to cheat, I have a attitude to spill blood, I have a grin that would give the Grinch a run for his money.

I take the road less traveled. Because everyone wants to be the good guy. I will also do something that is less often done. Beat you. 1-2-3. In the center of the ring.

I am not not just "Seth's little friend" I am the pure evil prodigy. You are just another good guy.

[Connor Mackenzie]

So, let me get this straight, and thank you for the compliments but I'm not that type of guy, you say I travel the road most taken. I'm the hero everyone wants to be. You're going to talk about being the pure evil prodigy and be proud of it. I just want to make sure that we're clear on that. Because if that is the case I'm going to fill you in on something. People who like to admit to being evil people...piss me the hell off.

You listed three guys off, three heroes. Superman, the ultimate boyscout. Captain America, the sentinel of liberty. Then there's Batman. You know what I like about Batman? Batman isn't afraid to do the hard work. You see, Batman, sure he's got money. But you know what he doesn't have? Powers. He's one-hundred percent genuine asskicker. And you know what he hates? Evil people. So yes, I like the comparison to Batman. In fact, if you don't mind, a line comes to me that seems rather fitting for this coming Niteraw. Miscreant. Come Niteraw, you are going to realize that it's not a wrestling ring that you will be in. It's going to be an operating table you'll be on. And I'm the surgeon.

I've had my fill of men in black, pirates in orange, generals who smell like monkey c#*$ and your little buddy Seth dressed in whatever fits his fancy all come and try and take a piece of me. All taking me down with cheap words and cheaper shots. Well this Niteraw I've reached my boiling point and sadly for you you've become the guy who I'm going to vent all of that pent up aggression on. The hardest working wrestler in the FAWA is setting his sights on you and when the night is through you can try every underhanded thing in the book but when the night is over you will see why I'm the Inter-Forums Champion. Why I am the workhorse, the iron man, if you will, of wrestling today. Miscreant I am not some other good guy. I am THE BEST GUY.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

I can't believe it, I lost in MY match.

Martin, this shows me that play time needs to be over. I made one mistake because I got cocky, my left ankle is still hurt. I need to get srious because one more loss and this is over. The wise cracking person you were fighting is gone Martin, you're now fighting Antihero with his full focus pointed towards you.

If it's lost on you how serious this is watch Battle Bowl, Freakin Awesome Title match, Antihero VS Seth Drakin then the rematch two weeks later, ask Seth how his foot is, Watch Gookermania V as I go through a former Hardcore champion, two former World Champions, one of whom was the Interforums champion back then.

You're dealing with a completely different opponent now, Martin get ready the storm is coming.

[Waffel113]

Apr 22, 2013 20:36:14 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

I can't believe it, I lost in MY match.

Martin, this shows me that play time needs to be over. I made one mistake because I got cocky, my left ankle is still hurt. I need to get srious because one more loss and this is over. The wise cracking person you were fighting is gone Martin, you're now fighting Antihero with his full focus pointed towards you.

If it's lost on you how serious this is watch Battle Bowl, Freakin Awesome Title match, Antihero VS Seth Drakin then the rematch two weeks later, ask Seth how his foot is, Watch Gookermania V as I go through a former Hardcore champion, two former World Champions, one of whom was the Interforums champion back then.

You're dealing with a completely different opponent now, Martin get ready the storm is coming.

You know what Anti? I've been quiet for far too long. I've been silent for the past few weeks, but I'm breaking my silence right here, right now.

Anti, if it's taking you this long to put all of your attention on me, then quite frankly, you've already lost. I've had all of my focus on you 100% since this series started. That's why I'm the one with a 3-1 series lead. And next week on Niteraw, I'm ending this series with a bang.

Antihero, next week! You and me... IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!

See you in seven days.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Seth is in his locker room laughing.*

You just had to get involved, didn't ya Gus? You just had to try and make the world champion look bad even though I could have done that on my own. I mean, I didn't need your damn help. But you always got to stick your nose where it doesn't belong and I took you down as well as Michael.

Well, it seems your plan to make Hayden look bad backfired on you because after what happened on NiteRaw, I got called into the boss' office where it was told to me that because of my victory over the world champion, I have been added to the World Heavyweight Title Match at Wheel of Misfortune. So Gus, your one on one rematch with Michael Hayden just became a triple threat match and I am going to be the one walking out with the World Heavyweight Championship, adding to wins that night when MiscreAnt and myself win those World Tag Team Titles.

Oh yeah. and I'll be taking back my Interforums title as well because next week on NiteRaw, I will be facing Gus' stupid brother and when I win, I'll be in that title match as well. Marshall and Gus, you may want to be more concerned in acting less like dumbasses than calling me names because I've been your family's kryptonite as of lately.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Not only does the FAWA Champion lose, but it's thanks to the guy who's all about respect and honork? And now, I have to defend my title, which I won after my opponent had weeks to prepare rather than two minutes, in a triple threat match. Fantastic.

Go on Gus. Tell everyone that you never meant to screw me, that I'm the fool for getting distracted. You exposed yourself as a petty man who hates the fact that I beat you for this title, and you want this title off of me no matter what.

You think I'm scared Gus? You think I cannot handle another man? Is that what you think? Because I have no problem crushing Seth Drakin's dreams twice in one night. I am stepping into Wheel of Misfortune as the rightful FAWA Champion, and I will leave with the FAWA Tag titles as well.

Because I am Michael Hayden, I am Hollywood's Own, and I am the best wrestler this company has.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

HUZZAH!

All of Nicaragua and the Americas rejoice, as El Sueño has recently become the champion of Television! Yes indeed! And as champion of Television, I have some decrees that shall be made!

Rule One: Two and a Half Men shall not be referred to as a comedy. Also, their laugh track shall be destroyed.

Rule Two: Someone explain the Big Bamg Theory to me. I want to laugh, I just don't know when appropriate.

Rule Three: Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Looney Tunes will be played for six solid hours every day. And I mean old school Looney Tunes, the kind where you got four cartoons in thirty minutes.

Rule Four: I don't like the news. From now on, read a newspaper or something. The news is replaced by Blackadder. Deal.

Rule Five: If I find out The Doctor's name I will put Moffat on Dream Street.

And finally, Rule Six: There will be mandatory Doctor Who marathons bi-weekly. If you don't wanna watch Doctor Who, you're watching Sherlock. Failing that, Supernatural.

Your champion has spoken television! And you shall listen!

They'll listen, right? I worked hard on these...

*The Dream begins mumbling to himself as he walks off.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 27, 2013 20:03:26 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

Not only does the FAWA Champion lose, but it's thanks to the guy who's all about respect and honork? And now, I have to defend my title, which I won after my opponent had weeks to prepare rather than two minutes, in a triple threat match. Fantastic.

Go on Gus. Tell everyone that you never meant to screw me, that I'm the fool for getting distracted. You exposed yourself as a petty man who hates the fact that I beat you for this title, and you want this title off of me no matter what.

You think I'm scared Gus? You think I cannot handle another man? Is that what you think? Because I have no problem crushing Seth Drakin's dreams twice in one night. I am stepping into Wheel of Misfortune as the rightful FAWA Champion, and I will leave with the FAWA Tag titles as well.

Because I am Michael Hayden, I am Hollywood's Own, and I am the best wrestler this company has.

You may want to worry about crushing my dreams even once before you even think about doing it twice.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Wah wah wah, Hayden. If I had cost Betty the match you'd be crowing away. Like I said, you're a hypocrite and a coward. And now I don't have to beat you to give the people their championship back.

And Drakin, you don't get to say anything seeing as I've embarrassed you four times. In two weks it'll be five.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 27, 2013 21:34:26 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Wah wah wah, Hayden. If I had cost Betty the match you'd be crowing away. Like I said, you're a hypocrite and a coward. And now I don't have to beat you to give the people their championship back.

And Drakin, you don't get to say anything seeing as I've embarrassed you four times. In two weks it'll be five.

Yeah.............I've beaten you the last few times and that fourth one you so dearly try to count. You didn't beat me so that doesn't count.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Apr 27, 2013 21:54:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Apr 27, 2013 21:34:26 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Wah wah wah, Hayden. If I had cost Betty the match you'd be crowing away. Like I said, you're a hypocrite and a coward. And now I don't have to beat you to give the people their championship back.

And Drakin, you don't get to say anything seeing as I've embarrassed you four times. In two weks it'll be five.

Yeah.............I've beaten you the last few times and that fourth one you so dearly try to count. You didn't beat me so that doesn't count.

4-2. Soon to be 5-2. Simple fact. Neither you nor Hayden can stop me now or ever.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 27, 2013 22:29:58 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Apr 27, 2013 21:54:20 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

Yeah.............I've beaten you the last few times and that fourth one you so dearly try to count. You didn't beat me so that doesn't count.

4-2. Soon to be 5-2. Simple fact. Neither you nor Hayden can stop me now or ever.

Ever?? Well, Hayden did beat your ass to the point the ref had to save you from retirement and me, well I took your Interforums title. So I think both of us can stop the People's depends.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Apr 27, 2013 21:34:26 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Wah wah wah, Hayden. If I had cost Betty the match you'd be crowing away. Like I said, you're a hypocrite and a coward. And now I don't have to beat you to give the people their championship back.

Did you hear anything of what I told you a few weeks ago? You know, about respect and other such things? I can promise you that I would be angry had you distracted Drakin instead of myself. I can win matches all on my own you pathetic little vermin, I proved that at Comic Book Chaos when the referee intervened and saved your f***ing career. I could have made your spine into a slinky if I desired, and you were helpless to stop me. I showed mercy then. I won't show mercy at Wheel of Misfortune.

You may say you don't have tbeame, I say different. Oh, you may walk out as champion, but unless you can beat me one on one, that win won't mean a damn thing. Since you're into quoting wrestlers, allow me to do the same. "To be the man, you have to beat the man". You can hold this title, but until you beat me fairly to win, you will NEVER be the man. You will simply be a pathetic stand-in while everyone knows who the real star is.

This title is mine, no matter what you or Seth Drakin say. And it's going to stay that way for a long time.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Since ai already said I would no longer play nice, I'm going to say the one thing you do not want to hear: after Wheel Of Misfortune, there will be no doubt who The Man is because there will be no more Michael Hayden, and Seth Drakiin will be left a broken shell once again. Neither of you have seen the most vicious, most ruthless, most twisted side of me yet. No one has. Soon, you'll wish you never saw it.

[General Adam]

*We the General sitting on the floor, staring at a wall.*

The nightmare is just started Dream. The nightmare has just started.

*The General laughs as the camera fades to black.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

You will never beat me Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen, you never have left me a broken shell and you never will.

I'm merely part of the hydra of evil. Kill me and my hatred will find another, plus you will suffer the wrath of my kin as well.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Apr 28, 2013 22:31:13 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

You will never beat me Michael Hayden and Gus Richlen, you never have left me a broken shell and you never will.

I'm merely part of the hydra of evil. Kill me and my hatred will find another, plus you will suffer the wrath of my kin as well.

I'll be more than happy to laugh with everyone else as you suffer a 1-2 knockout courtesy of Justice, LLC. Seriously, Betty, you and Hayden are continuing to woefully underestimate us, and it's gonna bite both of you HARD. And neither of you will have an excuse.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish getting all the forms signed so I can officially leave the mental hospital for good. And after that, I'm going to prepare to knock out out.

[Deleted]

How did it feel Connor? To have that chair in your hands? To have an opportunity to go against the norm that life has in place? Felt good didn't it? One swing and all the people who are targeting you would know a new fear. A new Connor. Who would truly stop at nothing to take them out. Whoever they may be. Its true I lost the match. And you threw the chair away sadly. But I know I set up camp in your mind. In that regard I know I won. I look forward to the next time we face off.

Congrats on the win Seth. I knew you would win. Though not like I or really anyone outside of Guss imagined a win is a win. Soon we will walk out of Wheel of Misfortune as not only Tag Team Champions. But you with the World Title as well. Hollywood Enigmas, your end is near.

And finally to my match at Niteraw. A match for the number 1 contender spot of the TV title. The General of the Monkey Army vs Sammy Twister vs me, Miscreant. I honestly do not have much to say for this match. I would love the TV Title. Anyone really is better than who has it in The Dream. So I am going to fight for it. General and Sammy, be warned. I lost last week that is true. I am not losing two weeks in a row. I will become number one contender, win the TV title. Then walk out of Wheel of Misfortune as a dual champion. The pure evil prodigy has spoken

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Apr 29, 2013 13:51:06 GMT -5 @kingbaga said:

How did it feel Connor? To have that chair in your hands? To have an opportunity to go against the norm that life has in place? Felt good didn't it? One swing and all the people who are targeting you would know a new fear. A new Connor. Who would truly stop at nothing to take them out. Whoever they may be. Its true I lost the match. And you threw the chair away sadly. But I know I set up camp in your mind. In that regard I know I won. I look forward to the next time we face off.

Congrats on the win Seth. I knew you would win. Though not like I or really anyone outside of Guss imagined a win is a win. Soon we will walk out of Wheel of Misfortune as not only Tag Team Champions. But you with the World Title as well. Hollywood Enigmas, your end is near.

And finally to my match at Niteraw. A match for the number 1 contender spot of the TV title. The General of the Monkey Army vs Sammy Twister vs me, Miscreant. I honestly do not have much to say for this match. I would love the TV Title. Anyone really is better than who has it in The Dream. So I am going to fight for it. General and Sammy, be warned. I lost last week that is true. I am not losing two weeks in a row. I will become number one contender, win the TV title. Then walk out of Wheel of Misfortune as a dual champion. The pure evil prodigy has spoken

You win that match and get a shot at the TV Champion. Then we can talk about being the first tag team champions to have both of its members have a singles title as well with me having the world title and you having the TV Title.

Told ya this place was ripe for the picking.