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Post by Orange on Apr 29, 2013 22:45:39 GMT -5
So, I just got new neighbors a little while ago and haven't seen them out too often. Not the wife, anyway, until a couple weeks ago. Long story short, she looks exactly like Jenna Haze and it's f***ing AWESOME. I feel like a 12 year old again with a crush, and it makes me feel slightly pathetic.  Anyway, she's married, so that's a drag. Also, no, I don't have any pics - I just needed somewhere to talk about my hot neighbor. FAN, you ever had any neighbors that looked like celebrities or "celebrities" that you like? |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 29, 2013 22:49:37 GMT -5
maybe it really is Jenna Haze and she just adopted an alias so she can live a regular life.
as for people who look like celebrities, my sister's fiancee looks like NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez' clone.
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Post by Orange on Apr 29, 2013 23:02:40 GMT -5
It's a weird town to move to, but that works for me. |
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 29, 2013 23:03:36 GMT -5
I have to post this... I saw the thread title "My Neighbor Looks Like Jenna Haze", then saw the preview (when you put the cursor over the thread) and saw the words "Not the wife, anyways...".
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 29, 2013 23:08:27 GMT -5
*googles Jenna Haze*
I hate you.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 29, 2013 23:12:50 GMT -5
*googles Jenna Haze* I hate you. Coulda been worse. It could have been one of the girls that I'm into. |
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Post by Sc on Apr 29, 2013 23:17:05 GMT -5
*googles Jenna Haze* I hate you. Always search through wikipedia first... and never look up anyone Banjo posts about. |
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Post by Display Name on Apr 29, 2013 23:21:06 GMT -5
Jenna Haze grew up right near me.My friend worked with her (before porn)at a Marie Callendar's 5 minutes from me.She said she was a slut then.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 29, 2013 23:48:23 GMT -5
Give her my number and tell her I like long walks on the beach, romantic sunsets, and porn.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2013 23:53:31 GMT -5
Maybe she is. You should ask subtle undercover investigation questions to find out. Ask her some of her hobbies. When she asks your hobbies saying I love to have hardcore unprotected rough sex on camera. She may respond with me too and bam you caught her!
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Post by Cela on Apr 29, 2013 23:57:25 GMT -5
It's not Jenna Haze, it's Jennifer Carpenter.
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Apr 30, 2013 0:04:13 GMT -5
I have a friend who looks like Belladonna, so that's a plus.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 0:20:55 GMT -5
I've seen homeless people that look like Ron Jeremy
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 30, 2013 0:56:58 GMT -5
Jenna Haze has ass worms.
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 30, 2013 0:57:57 GMT -5
Jenna Haze has ass worms.
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Post by Lazy peon on Apr 30, 2013 1:37:31 GMT -5
*googles Jenna Haze* I hate you. You had to google Jenna Haze? |
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Post by DSR on Apr 30, 2013 13:15:55 GMT -5
You should deliver pizzas to her house and offer to fix her cable or computer or something.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 13:43:14 GMT -5
You should deliver pizzas to her house and offer to fix her cable or computer or something. Make sure it's a big sausage pizza that's extra meaty! Then also offer to do plumbing services saying I can clean your dirty pipes. Then offer extra creamy extra thick extra soft sweet icecream! |
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