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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 30, 2013 9:21:52 GMT -5
I feel bad for you guys with shitty Dominos experiences. Uneven dough? A kids art project? Clearly your stores don't give a damn. The people at my store do though, and my pizzas are perfect when they come out the oven or they don't leave the store.
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Post by kidglov3s on Apr 30, 2013 9:23:19 GMT -5
I feel as if this would be a better thread title. Don't get me wrong, Domino's is great after a night of heavy drinking. It's cheap. Delivery is fast. It soaks up the alcohol in your stomach. It comes right out of your bowels. The problem though is that it's Domino's Pizza. I can't eat Domino's sober. The pizza always looked like a fourth grader's art project. The dough was always ridiculously uneven. You start to think that the person who made your pizza probably holds a grudge against the world because they're spending a Saturday night cooking you a meal instead of sleeping. But now those guys are trying to legitimize themselves. But as the old saying goes, you can polish a turd, but it's still gonna taste like shit. Fettuccine Alfredo? They can't even cook cheese in an oven properly, why would I trust them with pasta? At least Little Caesar's isn't trying to redefine what they do. They still cheap ass pizzas with the high risk of Hershey squirts and regret. I know what I've agreed to when I call them up and say "I would like to place an order for carryout please." I'm sorry for the rant, you guys. Who calls up Little Caesar's to get pizza? In your neck of the woods do they not have Hot N Ready? If not, I want nothing to do with your neck of the woods. When you call you know it will be fresh. When I was big into Little Caesar's I'd always call ahead of time because I found when I did the pizza was a lot better.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 30, 2013 9:24:46 GMT -5
If there's one thing I've learned from these forums, it's that US pizza chains apparently make their pizzas with raw sewage and turn your insides into toxic waste.
I've NEVER had any problems with my local Pizza Hut.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 9:28:07 GMT -5
WWE PIZZAS: SMACK THAT CHEESE! I hope you're referring to what I think you're referring to. (LANGUAGE WARNING BELOW)
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 30, 2013 9:39:02 GMT -5
I feel sorry for Dominos as they paid for the most awkward shilling/advertising possible, without even knowing it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 9:43:46 GMT -5
Dominoes in the US do an awesome thin and crispy pizza, it kind of reminds me of Jacobs cream crackers, but the other pizzas they do are ass.
Dominoes in the UK is vastly superior, they have a pizza with a hot dog stuffed crust now (havent tried it as I dont live near a dominoes at the moment) and deserts to die for but Pizza Hut is miles better. both chains in the UK have a constanst 50% off all orders of £30 or above (phone them up and say you have a 50% off voucher, they'll ask you to present it on delivery, delivery guy never asks for it, only ever got asked for it once, so ran up and down the stairs shouting to other people in the house asking if they'd seen the voucher, in the end he gave up and took the money and said "enjoy your pizza" great way to get a decent haul of food for £15)
Pizza Hut and Dominoes both make crappy pizza compared to some of the local places I've tried, but then again their consistant and the problem with local places are the ones that really suck suck really hard, at least with the 2 chains you know what to expect.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 30, 2013 10:04:38 GMT -5
WWE PIZZAS: SMACK THAT CHEESE! I hope you're referring to what I think you're referring to. (LANGUAGE WARNING BELOW) Of course! Also, I find Dominos and Pizza Hut to be disgusting.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 10:07:03 GMT -5
I think the greater issue is that he was actually ordering from Dominos in the first place.
If you want cheap pizza, eat Little Caesar's.
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Post by zeez on Apr 30, 2013 10:26:48 GMT -5
I don't see why they don't just have a pizza oven at ringside. WWE could probably afford it, and get better ingredients. It's not delivery. It's FAN-DAN-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 10:35:24 GMT -5
Am I the only one who's never gotten the squirts from eating Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Seems like everyone seems to say that.
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 30, 2013 10:42:55 GMT -5
Maybe he should order from Super Domino instead.
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 30, 2013 10:43:38 GMT -5
Am I the only one who's never gotten the squirts from eating Dominos or Pizza Hut? Seems like everyone seems to say that. I never have, either. Off the top of my head, I can't even think of a time when I had a bad Pizza Hut or Dominoes experience. I also think goofs whining about getting the squirts and everything in the US is made with raw sewage are exaggerating just a teeny tiny crap ton. Back on subject though, anyone remember when Jerry ordered Dominoes, Todd Pettingale took the pizza from the delivery guy, and shared it with the audience in attendance, thus depriving the King of his prized pizza? I want to say this was Summerslam 94 or so. Good times.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 30, 2013 10:49:44 GMT -5
I also think goofs whining about getting the squirts and everything in the US is made with raw sewage are exaggerating just a teeny tiny crap ton. Maybe, but that's the vibe I get sometimes (I live in Australia, so I don't know this from personal experience other than with the local branches of Pizza Hut and Domino's). The only issue I've ever really had is that Domino's here is really oily.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 10:51:44 GMT -5
Am I the only one who's never gotten the squirts from eating Dominos or Pizza Hut? Seems like everyone seems to say that. I never have, either. Off the top of my head, I can't even think of a time when I had a bad Pizza Hut or Dominoes experience. I also think goofs whining about getting the squirts and everything in the US is made with raw sewage are exaggerating just a teeny tiny crap ton. Back on subject though, anyone remember when Jerry ordered Dominoes, Todd Pettingale took the pizza from the delivery guy, and shared it with the audience in attendance, thus depriving the King of his prized pizza? I want to say this was Summerslam 94 or so. Good times. Seems to be an American thing, I haven't heard many complains from other countries. Maybe the US Dominos puts something different in the pizza? Or US digestive systems are just different to others?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 10:55:30 GMT -5
I never have, either. Off the top of my head, I can't even think of a time when I had a bad Pizza Hut or Dominoes experience. I also think goofs whining about getting the squirts and everything in the US is made with raw sewage are exaggerating just a teeny tiny crap ton. Back on subject though, anyone remember when Jerry ordered Dominoes, Todd Pettingale took the pizza from the delivery guy, and shared it with the audience in attendance, thus depriving the King of his prized pizza? I want to say this was Summerslam 94 or so. Good times. Seems to be an American thing, I haven't heard many complains from other countries. Maybe the US Dominos puts something different in the pizza? Or US digestive systems are just different to others? Considering the crap us Americans actually consume, it is a surprise when something invokes the runs every single time.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 30, 2013 15:20:53 GMT -5
I feel sorry for Dominos as they paid for the most awkward shilling/advertising possible, without even knowing it. Even more awkward than what they did in Japan?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2013 15:28:22 GMT -5
Also if you look closely when they are showing the cooking/quality meter it says estimated delivery time around 1:30 or something like that...Yep it must have taken them that long...Our National Guard must like cold pizza
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Post by MiLB Fan on Apr 30, 2013 15:39:21 GMT -5
WWE's always had problems with getting pizza from Domino's. Remember SummerSlam '94?
"Domino's delivers but apparently not to this side of the ring!"
-Vince McMahon
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Post by OGJB is Slender on Apr 30, 2013 16:16:55 GMT -5
Among the things Jerry Lawler should stop, ordering Domino's is 3rd on the list after commentating and jailbait hunting...in that order.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 30, 2013 16:57:08 GMT -5
Why the hell can't Dominos ever actually deliver his pizza to the right person? First Josh steals the pizza, and now the National Guard steals his food. On the bright side, he should probably cut back on the fast food after his heart attack. So Josh Matthews and the U.S. National Guard have been stealing Domino's pizza this entire time? So in other words The Noid has just been acting as a patsy.
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