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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 6, 2013 14:07:13 GMT -5
Okay, in addition to Doug Williams it appears it's au-revoir to Alex Silva as well. But... I don't think he really did much here so I'll probably just wish him well in his future endeavors.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 15:01:58 GMT -5
Who's ready for some Impact?
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2013 15:02:48 GMT -5
Who's ready for some Impact? I kind of fancy some SmackDown first.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 15:06:26 GMT -5
And I'm not even mad.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 15:48:10 GMT -5
OK, waiting on Macman to send me a response and we will HOPEFULLY have that promo on tonight's show.
I'm gonna get next week's stuff started early this week so I don't end up being the one who holds things up again.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 15:52:30 GMT -5
If it'll help I need a small delay before I can start the show as it is. Shouldn't be more than an hour though.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 16:09:46 GMT -5
M, my part's in.
Natural, the Abyss thing will have to be next week. I'm working on a short Hamada promo now, though.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:06:02 GMT -5
That's fine.
Impact will begin in the next few minutes. I'll be doing some work as the show goes on, but it's essentially seventy-five percent done so there shouldn't be any delays.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:10:30 GMT -5
We pan across the crowd once again as we fade in, once again many fans out in force with signs. These include "Join the Revolution" "I Paid to See Shark Boy" "Robbie V Gets High Every Night" and "Shut the Hell Up, Simon Diamond!" Welcome everyone to TNA Impact! Mike Tenay here once again with the man who always has something on his mind, Simond Diamond.I'm a very contemplative person, Mike.Indeed. Well tonight you'll have plenty to contemplate. We have a packed show here tonight with tons of actions all down the card! For example in our main event we will see Eric Young go one on on with Mr. Anderson. It's a battle of former TNA World Heavyweight Champions!
But that's not all. We'll see Robbie E take on Petey Williams in a battle of X-Division alumni, Samoa Joe going toe to toe with Jeff Hardy, the returning Tommy Mercer in action against Chris Sabin, and the tag team champions in action agains the oddball combination of Sonjay Dutt and Suicide.
Plus we have plenty of action in store for you from the women's division as well. Rosita challenges Taeler Hendrix, "Lady" Sara Rita goes toe to toe with Brooke Hogan, and Hamada faces a member of the Aces and Eights in Tara.
But before we kick things off I have word that Eric Bischoff is heading to the ring right now to make a huge announcement! So let's...I'm BackWell that was fast.Sure enough Eric Bischoff makes his way out from the back, stepping into the ring with a microphone in hand. He looks out across the arena at the fans as he stands there. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Eric Bischoff. And I am the current operating Management Director of TNA. And tonight I come here to you two big announcements to kick off the show.
My first announcement is in regards to TNA Sacrifice. Now this show has always been one of TNA's bigger shows, but this year I want to do something special to mix it up. You see I realize that every month we always seem to go through the same routine. I pick a few contenders and they all compete to become number one contenders to the various champions. That's all well and good, but I think we need a different method of determining our contenders this month.
You see, Joey Ryan, KCW, and Kenny King are all some very accomplished champions. And clearly they need some new competition. Therefore I am here to announce that next week will kick off the Trios Tornado Tournament!
How does it work? Very simple. Starting next week we will randomly group together twelve wrestlers worthy of contention. They all will be stuck together into four teams of three. Those teams of three will compete in a mini tournament for the next two weeks. And the team who comes out on top, well those three will all earn a title opportunity at Sacrifice! And... just to sweeten the pot the following week the winning team will combine forces one more time to face the three champions themselves in a huge six man tag team main event!
And so I wish the best of luck to them all next week. But that brings me to my second announcement.You see... a few months ago we've had an empty chair over there at the commentary booth. And... well, I think it's time for another change.Wait... what is this?You see, I feel that Tenay is doing an exemplary job as our main commentator, and Simon has... been entertaining, but I think we need a new perspective.
Some of you may be aware that earlier this week we made an announcement on TNA.com about a new signing. And therefore I would like to confirm it right now. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of the TNA Family. I give to you... the former UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion, star of The A-Team, and the newest signee of Bellator, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!You Ain't Stoppin MeThe crowd cheers as sure enough the man himself makes his way out from the back, chain draped around his neck along with a sharp red and white dress suit. He makes his way to the ring, stepping through the ropes and shaking hands with Eric Bischoff. He then makes his exit, joining Tenay and Simon at the commentary booth. Diamond looks more than a bit hesitant about this addition. Good to have you aboard.Please Tenay, call me Rampage. Everybody does.That works for me. Well you've picked a great night to debut.Damn right I did. TNA is full of awesome competitors who bust their ass every night! And I'm looking forward to providing my perspective on them.And we're looking forward to working with you.Says you.So without further ago let's go and head... TO THE BACK!I LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT!!!--------------------------- *Hamada is backstage.* At Lockdown, I proved that Gail Kim's talk of being queen of the Knockouts was just that. Talk.
Now I turn my focus to another Queen, the Queen of the Cage, Brooke Adams. She has earned a shot at my title, but don't think I'm intimidated. Tonight I face her Aces and Eights partner, Tara. Tara, we've teamed up in the past, with minimal success. But I know what you're capable of in that ring.
Tonight, I want Brooke to pay close attention. Because at Sacrifice...
It will be you.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:15:16 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Aces and EightsIntroducing first, accompanied by Brooke Adams, representing the Aces and Eights, Los Angeles, California, Tara! Tara struts out from the back, looking quite focused on her upcoming match. Adams brings up the rear, looking equally as serious. This chick looks like she's ready to deliver a beatdown.That she is, Rampage. Tara and Brooke are part of the Aces and Eights, and as such they have no qualms with hurting people.Not that there's anything wrong with such a mentality. Especially not here in TNA.DogfightHer opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, she is the current reigning TNA Women's Champion, Hamada! Hamada stops up the rop of the rampway, holding her title high overhead for all to see. But speaking of girls who like to hurt others Hamada is no saint herself. She's a tough as nails contender who will hurt whoever she has to in order to get the win.Oh boy, I can see what you mean. She could definitely give people a run for their money in the octagon.Hamada vs Tara 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 17:16:10 GMT -5
Hamada with a promo
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 17:16:52 GMT -5
Hamada with a diving enziguri ...somehow.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 7, 2013 17:20:18 GMT -5
Hamada with a spear.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:28:54 GMT -5
Hamada chop’s Tara, then shoots her into the ropes. As Tara bounces back, Hamada meets her with an Asiatic thrust. Tara staggers, Hamada lays her out with a side kick! Cover!
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Kickout!
Hamada nearly had Tara pinned there!
Yeah, but almost doesn’t win the match, Tenay.
Hamada pulls Tara up and goes to send her into the turnbuckle, but Tara reverses it! Hamada hit’s the buckle hard, then staggers out of the corner, into a sidewalk slam! Tara with the cover!
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Kickout!
DAMN! I haven't seen girls this nasty since Rhonda Rousey!
You'll find that TNA has plenty of stiff competition in both the men and women's field, Rampage.
Tara pulls Hamada up and connects with a punch. The Champion backs up, Tara goes for another Irish whip, but Hamada reverses it! As Tara bounces back, Hamada catches her with a slam! She pulls Tara up and lifts her for the Hamada Driver, but Brooke slides in and clip’s Hamada’s knee! The referee calls for the bell as Brooke stomps Hamada’s leg, Tara quickly joining in. It takes several referees and officials to pull them off the Champion.
Hamada your winner by disqualification, but Brooke and Tara did exactly what they intended here, weakening the Champion weeks before she has to defend against Brooke at Sacrifice!
What in the Hell is this? Man, that was uncalled for! These ladies have no respect. I hope somebody teaches them a lesson and soon!
Hamada is checked on as we fade to the back. -----------------
*Christy Hemme, Kurt Angle and AJ Styles are backstage.*
Congratulations guys on becoming the new TNA World Tag Team Champions!
Thanks Christy. It feels great to once again be wearing Championship gold.
Christy, us winning these titles is proof that this dream team is a reality! We beat Bad Influence a month into their title reign and now we're the ones at the top of the tag team mountain, waiting to see who's going to be next to try and knock us down.
Well, tonight you two are facing the team of Sonjay Dutt and Suicide. Any thoughts about this match or this particular pairing?
Wrong place. Wrong time.
It's true, Christy.
It's damn true.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 17:30:32 GMT -5
Hamada with a kick!
Stereotypes. This is wrestling.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 17:31:52 GMT -5
Rampage is so much of a mark. It's adorable, really.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:32:14 GMT -5
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! GuruIntroducing first, respectively from Bombay, India and Parts Unknown, Sonjay Dutt and Suicide! Dutt and Suicide make their way down to the ring, slapping hand with the fans. So Rampage, are you ready for some tag team action?Absolutely! These two guys look like some real fighters. Though I don't know if they'd allow that sort of get-up in Bellator.Anyone who dresses like Suicide, not to mention who names themselves that, probably spent too much time doing alot of things.Gold MedalTheir opponents, respectively from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Gainsville, Georgia, they are the TNA Tag Team Champions, Kurt Angle and AJ Styles! The new TNA Tag Team Champions with a chance to assert themselves right off the bat. If they can knock off Suicide and Dutt they'll definitely make quite the statement.Exactly, Tenay. When you're the top dogs then you've gotta be able to show everybody why that is! And Kurt and AJ are two of my faves so I have no doubt they can get the job done.Kurt Angle and AJ Styles vs Sonjay Dutt and Suicide (Squash) 5 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 17:33:59 GMT -5
Kurt with FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE!!!!! German Suplexes!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 17:35:16 GMT -5
Kurt hits Sonjay with his medal!
USA! USA! USA!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 17:38:59 GMT -5
Sonjay bounces off the ropes, leaping at Angle with a crossbody! Kurt however catches him in mid-move flinging him overhead with a belly to belly! Dutt crashes to the mat, staggering up to his feet and right into the Olympic Slam!
Angle tags out to Styles who ascends the top turnbuckle, signaling for the end as he leaps off with the Spiral Tap, driving the air out of Dutt! He holds him down, hooking the leg!
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Suicide runs in, but Angle cuts him down at the knee as he tries to break it up!
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Damn! That Styles can fly without a doubt!
Indeed he can, Rampage. And that's just one of the skills that has netted him all the success he's found!
Here are your winners, AJ Styles and Kurt Angle!
An impressive win tonight by the tag champions. Kurt and AJ have impressed night in and night out. The question is though at Sacrifice can they impress again? ---------------------
We cut backstage to Kenny King and Brooke Hogan.
Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for I am still the TNA X Division Champion of the World. Christian York tried his best but it just wasn't good enough and if he wants another shot down the line, I'll be happy to beat him again... provided he earns it first of course. I don't give title shots away for free. Hell I'm surprised they even let Brooke or I wrestle on Impact because there isn't anyone else in this company who brings in more money for the TNA powers that be than this power couple right here. Speaking of the higher ups, you guys are welcome for the ratings by the way. I do have one problem with TNA currently though and it's with how comfortable they've felt to put my girlfriend in harm's way in recent weeks. She had a brutal ladder match at Destination X and I can't tell you how much of a risk it was teaming with Joey Ryan given his history with the ladies. Then to top it all off, they want her to ruin her good looks in a steel cage match? No way. Brooke is a future Women's Champion no doubt about it but she'll win the title under her terms, not what TNA dictates to her.
Is it any wonder the final three ended up being Terrell, Adams and Mickie? Taryn will do anything to satisfy the sick fantasies of the fans, Mickie James knows all about getting hardcore and it looks like someone took a cheese grater to the face of Adams even before she set foot inside the steel cage. I wasn't about to sacrifice my beauty just so some sick freaks could get their jollies out of three knockouts being locked up together.
Tonight, dignity returns to the women's division as I take on Miss Sara Rita. Now it's one thing to be a Lady, it's another to be a Queen. Sara might not be a stranger to gold but the closest she's going to be getting to a title is seeing Kenny's X Division Championship around his fit waist. She can bring her passion, her heart, her dynamite attitude because tonight, I bring the Axe Bomb. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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