TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 18:49:26 GMT -5
For those concerned about Zema, not to worry. I've talked to Rosita personally and she told me that you can send all the well-wishes you like to him on Twitter, Facebook, or even post them via Vine. He'll probably ignore most of them, but you'll still know that he took the time to block each and every one of you personally. Okay... that was hilarious.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:49:41 GMT -5
Rosita runs the ropes. As she bounces back, Taeler goes for a punch, Rosita ducks under Taeler’s arm and comes off the opposite side. As Taeler turns around, Rosita connects with a hurricanrana! Taeler pulls herself up, Rosita with an arm drag, then a rollup into a rana pin!
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Kickout!
And a near fall by Rosita! Taeler barely kicking out of that!
Both women up, Rosita with a stiff shot to the jaw! Taeler staggers back, Rosita with another shot! She goes to shoot Taeler into the ropes, but Taeler reverses it! As Rosita bounces back, Taeler scoops her up for a slam, but Rosita hook’s one of Taeler’s arms, then uses her legs to pull her down by the other arm, into a crucifix!
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Kickout!
Both women back up again, Rosita charges, but Taeler catches her with a slam! She pulls her up and tosses her in the corner, then fires off a barrage of kicks! Rosita keeps trying to pull herself up, but Taeler keeps coming with the onslaught!
Taeler’s coming back with a vengeance! The ref needs to get in there!
Finally, she pulls Rosita out of the corner, only to take her down with a suplex! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
But Taeler unable to put Rosita away!
Taeler pulls Rosita up and hoists her onto the top turnbuckle. She then climbs up, but when she tries to hook her, Rosita blocks it, then shoves her down to the mat! Rosita then adjusts herself on the top rope, corkscrew moonsault! Cover!
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3!
“Here is your winner, Rosita!”
And Rosita is able to come back and pick up the win!
Not a huge surprise, Tenay. Once Taeler was forced to let up, Rosita had it in the bag, just like she did the whole match… ---------------
We cut to the back where we see Petey Williams in the midst of lifting weights, no doubt working on toning himself even more. As he's working out there's a knock on the door. Petey pauses, setting the weights down.
Eh... I wonder who that could be?
He walks over and opens the door, being greeting by what appears to be a delivery person of some sort.
Are you Petey Williams?
Yeah, why do you ask?
Well I have a package here for somebody of that name.
Well I don't remember ordering anything recently... do I have to pay postage on it?
Nope, it's all paid for. I just need you to sign for it and some help carting it in.
Carting it in, you say?
It's a really big box.
Petey glances out into the hallway. Sure enough sitting there before him a huge six foot wooden crate, the words "Do Not Open Until Impact" written across the side.
Oh boy....
Yeah... I don't know who sent you this, but... they certainly went all out, didn't they?
Petey takes a pen and signs the form.
I guess I must have some pretty big fans.
I guess. Well I need to run. You enjoy your package, Mr. Williams.
The delivery guy exits, leaving the package behind him. Williams walks out into the hall, dragging the box in through the locker room doors, grunting as he does. Eventually he manages to pull it inside, setting it in the middle of the room. He grabs a crowbar that happens to be attached to the top of the box and begins to pry it open, no doubt curious as to what the Hell it could be.
As soon as the box is pried open Williams yells out in surprise, a huge pile of various fish burying him in an avalanche! Williams starts flailing about in this "fishalanche" not noticing the true surprise inside the box.
What the... who the Hell would sent me a bunch of fish?!
Oh, the fish are just my lunch. Shark's gotta eat, right?
And sure enough Shark Boy pokes his head from inside, leaping out and landing before Williams. Petey just looks on in disbelief, rubbing his eyes as well as clearing more seafood from off of him.
Shark Boy?!
The one and only! Clam good to be here, Petey!
Ummmmm... and why exactly did you ship yourself and your snacks here directly to my locker room of all places?
Well... I didn't feel like swimming so I thought this would be easier. Besides, being only half shark I only need to revisit the water every once in awhile.
Half-shark? Sharkie, that's just a mask, you know?
Your face is just a mask!
No... no... I'm pretty sure it's not.
I'll have you know I come from a distinct line of great sharks. You know that Jaws guy everybody's always going on about?
Sure....
Second cousin twice removed.
You're joking.
You know Jabberjaw? Half-brothers.
Ummmmmm... how can you be related to a cartoon?
I also have a sister, but we don't like to talk about her. That's not important anyway. But what is important is that I have returned to TNA Impact! Now gimme a Shell Yeah!
Petey just continues to stare on in bewilderment.
I have to get ready for my match.
Oh, I'll clam with ya!
...No, no. I think I'll be okay. I'm just facing Robbie E.
Just facing Robbie E? JUST FACING ROBBIE E?!
Shark Boy grabs Williams by the collar, shaking him up and down!
Don't you realize who that is? He's the brosaster! He's the Jersey Devil! He's the Gerbil KIller! Former X-Division Champion! Held the belt for a long time, probably the longest reign in awhile! He's beaten some of the best of the best, Petey! THE BEST OF THE BEST!
Why are you shouting?! And stop shaking me?!
Oh, sorry.
Shark Boy lets go.
C'mon, Petester. This is Robbie E we're talking about. He's the guy that'll Fistpump your face off! The guy who'll make you say whoa whoa whoa as he rains down blow after blow! He's the hottest property of the Jersey Shore! He makes Snooki look downright tame and non-threatening.
You've never even met Robbie E before, have you?
I don't remember. But I'm glad I didn't. That clinches it, Petey! I AM GOING OUT THERE TO THE RING WITH YOU! You need me!
I... really don't.
Don't be absurd! Now come on. We must conquer this man and show him the power of the Canadian Destroyer!
Shark Boy grabs Petey by the arm and starts dragging him out towards the door, only to stop, yanking a salmon from the pile in the middle of the locker room and stuffing it down his trunks.
I'm feeling a might peckish. Better grab a snack.
Petey just looks on disbelief as Shark Boy drags him out the locker room, after which he fade to the next scene.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 7, 2013 18:54:14 GMT -5
Alright, body count time:
After these next matches, I invite any of you to join a Cards Against Humanity game. You can stay for one round if you want, but I just want to gather the boys up at least one more time with this game (There's new cards......)
If your still in or want to be in, hit that thumbs up. You don't have to, but it'll tell me who wants to truly do this.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 18:55:07 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! FistpumpIntroducing first, from The Jersey Shore, Robbie E! Robbie E struts out from the back, cockily pumping his fist all the way down to the ring. This dude looks real obnoxious. The sort of guy you just wanna punch for looking at ya.Well that's the sort of logic we can expect from a guy who calls himself "Rampage"Watch it, Diamond, or I'll show you why they call me that right now.Guys, settle down. Yeah, you've got a point, Rampage. Robbie E is far from the most likeable of personalities, but he is talented without a doubt. Don't let the haircut fool you: this kid is dangerous.Maple Leaf MuscleHis opponent, accompanied by Shark Boy, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, Petey Williams! Williams makes his way out, glancing back over his shoulders as Shark Boy follows him down. Okay, I'm not sure what this whole thing is about. Is that a... shark accompanying Petey to the ring?I find it's better not to ask questions when it comes to Shark Boy.We haven't seen him in since Destination X, but apparently he's since decided to make his return. Although... he's definitely become more bombastic in his absence. Hopefully for Petey's sake he'll be an asset and not a detriment!Petey Williams vs Robbie E 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 18:57:29 GMT -5
Petey with a RIP IN PIECE ROBBIE E Fistpump Cutter!
Kinda sorta straight rudo.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 18:58:03 GMT -5
Alright, body count time: After these next matches, I invite any of you to join a Cards Against Humanity game. You can stay for one round if you want, but I just want to gather the boys up at least one more time with this game (There's new cards......) If your still in or want to be in, hit that thumbs up. You don't have to, but it'll tell me who wants to truly do this. I'll play today, but I don't think it needs to be a "one more time" sort of thing. I don't see any harm in trying again next Friday after Smackdown as well, when it'd be an easier time for others. EDIT: Petey Williams with a Shell Yeah!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 18:59:16 GMT -5
I would Lodi, but with the way my laptop's been acting, I'm gonna have to pass.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 19:00:54 GMT -5
Also, loving Petey and Sharky already. It's like Rated ShaRKO...
Only funny.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 19:02:37 GMT -5
Also, loving Petey and Sharky already. It's like Rated ShaRKO... Only funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2013 19:04:03 GMT -5
Is it a burn when it's at yourself?
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 19:06:30 GMT -5
Aww. I thought Macman wrote for them back in the day.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 19:07:50 GMT -5
Robbie E delivers a series of headbutts to Williams, dazing him with each one. He brings him to a knee with a dropkick and bounces off the ropes, coming back for a Shining Wizard. Petey however rolls backward, avoiding the move and instead rolling Robbie up with a school boy as he staggers forward!
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E kicks free. William immediately takes him over with a Snapmare only to follow with a swift dropkick to the back. E grasps the area, pushing back to his feet as William hefts him up, snapping him down a Backdrop Suplex! He goes for the cover again.
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E kicks out. Williams reaches down, but Robbie hooks him into a small package!
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Williams reverses it into one of his own!
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But E reverses that, grabbing the ropes for leverage!
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Referee Brian Stiffler however stops the count. E gets to his feet, getting right in his face!
You serious, bro?! That was three!
He turns back around only to get clipped from behind the ear with an enziguri, crashing to the mat! Petey reels him in, making a circular motion and pulling him forward, taking him down with a flipping piledriver!
Canadian Destroyer! And it just destroyed the Jersey Shore resident!
E flops to the mat, Williams hooking the leg.
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Here is your winner, Petey Williams!
And Williams picks up the win over Robbie E here tonight! Another impressive showing.
And he did with that walking fishstick in his corner! That's pretty impressive in itself.
Williams raises to his feet as Shark Boy slides into the ring, holding his arm up high in the air, nearly yanking Williams off his feet as he does! -------------------
*We cut to the DixieTron, where the Aces and Eights logo is displayed on a flag. The crowd immediately begins booing at the sight of the logo, before a familiar microphone swings into view. Out comes Mr. Anderson!*
A few weeks ago, James Storm, Bobby Roode, Brooke Adams and the rest of their crew made the biggest mistake of their lives by blindsiding Taryn and myself before our tag team match. That's a declaration of war as far as I'm concerned Storm. You want a war? Well you just got one!
You see, you thought you only had to deal with Easy E and the rest of TNA Management, but now? Now, you've got to deal with...
MISSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR ANNDERSOOOOONNNNNNNNN!
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ANNDERSOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!
Oh, and as for Eric Young, I'm not looking past him. His "Revolution" couldn't get the job done at Lockdown, and I'm here tonight to deal another blow to EY and his little coalition.
Young, tonight, you get yours. And for the Aces and Eights, I challenge anyone of their members to fight me next week.
See you out there Young.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 19:10:54 GMT -5
We head backstage where Eric Young is pacing.
One for two at Lockdown? ONE FOR TWO AT LOCKDOWN? You think I'm happy about this?
Devon does nothing in the electric cage match! Matt Morgan steps up... for once. Took him damn long enough! And then Joey Ryan defeats Sting due to Sting's lack of preparation, THE SAME DAMN THING I WAS WARNING HIM ABOUT!
I'm looking at the Revolution and I'm seeing complacency. I'm not seeing the drive and dedication I demand from my team. I'm seeing a glaring issue and starting next week I am going to fix it.
Devon, Morgan and Sting will all be in singles action. And I will be watching it closely. And the week after that, they will all receive an evaluation and I'll decide if they're worth keeping as a part of the group or if I am just sick and tired of having to deal with them.
And then, beyond all of that, I find out that I'm in action tonight. I'm given a match by Easy E and guess what, Bischoff. I don't remember requesting anything. If I remember the last time we spoke, I believe the chips were in my corner. *smirk* Risky move, Eric. This match really could have pissed me off and you wouldn't want me revealing anything that might be a bit... hazardous to your career.
Young smirk grows into a huge smile.
Don't worry Bischoff, I am more than happy to compete in your little match.
Because first off... I'm in the main event again. That's a spot that I deserve and it was a very smart move of you to put me there. The cream rises to the top and the main event is reserved for the best wrestlers in this company. That's me. That's where I belong.
Secondly, I like this match because I get to take on Mr. Anderson. I don't really have much for or against Mr. Anderson, so I want to use this time to explain a little bit of psychology that I understand.
I learned that there are two different types of aggression. Instrumental aggression and emotional aggression. They aren't separated by amount of damage, pain, or suffering caused, but the motive heading in. With emotional aggression the beatdown is inflicted for its own gain. It can either be heat of the moment or calculated, but I'd be beating you up because I hate your guts and want you injured.
Needless to say Anderson, that is not our situation. No, this is what is referred to as instrumental aggression. Where I am hurting you only as a mean to a desired end. I'm attacking you out of personal gain.
Anderson, tonight is not about hate or trying to muster up some sort of fake anger that doesn't exist. It's about me staying in title contention and staying a key star here at TNA. To be the best, you need to beat the best. And I have beat the best, and I will continue to beat the best until I climb back up to the top and regain my TNA World Heavyweight Championship from GODDAMN Joey Ryan.
Tonight doesn't end with a mic check, it ends with a reality check for a lot of people here in TNA. When a Revolution loses a battle, it can either die or grow stronger. We... we will grow stronger.
Next week, it'll be through the trial by fire of Morgan, Devon, and Sting. Tonight, it'll be with a Death Valley Driver.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 19:15:09 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event! FeedbackIntroducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, Mr. Anderson! Anderson makes his way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on the way. Mr. Anderson looks back and rejuvanated since his encounters with the Aces and Eights. Tonight he looks to get back in the saddle against another strong competitor in Eric Young.He's got an uproad battle, that's for sure. EY is at the top of his game after returning. Nobody's been able to pin him since then. Anderson better bring his working shoes if he wants to be the first!Justice V2His opponent, representing the Revoltion, from Memphis, Tennessee, Eric Young! Anderson looks on with a puzzled expression, Sting, Morgan, and Young all heading down the rampway, Devon lagging behind them. Wait a second. Only Eric Young is competiting tonight's match. Yet it looks like the entire group is coming down to storm the ring!They surround the ring from all sides... only for Young to charge in from behind and take him down with a Northern Lariat, stomping away! Now I understand! The Revolution blindsiding Anderson here! No doubt Young trying to soften him up.Hey, it's smart, Tenay. This is the kind of strategy that won EY his title in the first place. And it's paying off in spades here tonight too!Maybe so, but still makes them a bunch of cowards if you ask me!Eric Young vs Mr. Anderson 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 19:16:34 GMT -5
Young with a Youngster.
I don't know what that is.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jun 7, 2013 19:18:02 GMT -5
Shows you how much I've been focusing on this game recently.
I didn't know that the Aces and Eights formed here until just right now.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 19:18:21 GMT -5
Anderson with an Under New Management Underhook Piledriver!
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2013 19:19:47 GMT -5
Oh and Anderson info will be up on the sub-forum after the show. Not much will be changed I can tell you that.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 7, 2013 19:21:37 GMT -5
Eric Young with the shameless self vote. (AKA the EYe of the Hurricane)
EDIT: ACTUALLY, Anderson with a Mic Check.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2013 19:21:58 GMT -5
That reminds me. I need updated info for a bunch of different people.
I'll post a full list after the show.
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