MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:00:11 GMT -5
(Thanks to Spartan for the suggestion)
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome once again to TNA Impact! Live from Tupelo, Mississipi, Mike Tenay here alongside my broadcast colleague, Simon Diamond!
And as we all know, the ladies all want Diamond.
...You wish. Tonight's show will be one for the ages. It's been a long time since we last defended a title here on the show, but that's exactly what we're planning here tonight.
In the main event we will see Zema Ion go one on one with the man who took him to the limit after surviving a grueling match earlier on, Kenny King!
I tell ya Mike, this one is gonna be amazing.Ever since Destination X I've been itching to see these two face off again!
I'll admit it should be a competitive match up. Especially with the caveat that it's also No Holds Barred! That means no time limits, no disqualifications, no count outs, no way to stop this match from reaching a conclusion. And just to make certain, Spike TV has promised that we will not go off the air until the match is concluded, no matter how long it takes.
Nice. Take that, Repo Games!
But that's not all. We also have two number one contender situations for tonight to rectify. First, Brooke Hogan, Gail Kim, and Brooke Adams all have the chance to gain the next shot at the new champion, Hamada. They all came to a draw at Destination X and now they all intend to fight tooth and nail to confirm their spot.
In addition we also have a number one contender to determine for the X-Division title. So whoever wins tonight's main event will defend against either Rob Van Dam or Christian York!
All that plus Matt Morgan and Devon taking on Kurt Angle and AJ Styles, women's tag team action, and more! So don't go anywhere folks. Impact starts right now!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 13, 2013 16:01:26 GMT -5
Ahh good. Just in time. I'll probably only be here for the first hour or so but that's better than nothing.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:02:27 GMT -5
We See Jeff Hardy walking backstage looking mad as hell HEY! YOU!The camera turns and sees Luke and Knox Yeah, what do you want?Listen,don't get smart with me man....do you know anything about what happened to me last week?All of a sudden, Luke gets in Jeffs face Listen bud....if we wanted to attack you, we would do it....Listen Guys! None of us are booked this week so just chill out1They all turn around and see DJ RED in full outfit You Bastard, I'm Gonna Kill You!Uh Uh Uh....Not unless you don't want to know the truth about you Jeff....They all look confused as DJ RED smiles and walks away Hey, don't look at us....we're not booked tonight...and we actually checked this time!They both walk away as Jeff is left alone --------------------------------- The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Isn't This What You Want?Introducing first, respectively from Tampa, Florida and Seattle, Washington, Wes Brisco and Taeler Hendrix! Well this is an odd combination. Neither Brisco nor Hendrix have exactly been knocking them dead recently.That's for sure. Maybe tonight this combination will pay dividends for them.FeedbackTheir opponents, respectively from Green Bay Wisconsin, and Orlando, Florida, Mr. Anderson and Taryn Terrell! And here comes Mr. Anderson along with... "Hot Mess" Taryn Terrell. Hopefully Anderson didn't stop by the gym on his way here. Otherwise he might have an extra opponent tonight....Nevermind. Should've known you wouldn't get that one, Tenay.Mr. Anderson and Taryn Terrel vs Wes Brisco and Taeler Hendrix (Hint for Anderson/Taryl) 5 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 16:03:24 GMT -5
Anderson with a broken mic.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 13, 2013 16:05:51 GMT -5
Anderson Anderson with a DDTDDT
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:09:47 GMT -5
Anderson and Brisco clothesline each other and collapse in the center of the ring, Taeler and Taryn reach into the ring, desperate for a tag.
Down they go! Both teams need the tag here!
Just as Ken and Wes crawl to their corners, Brooke and Tara jump out from the crowd, pull the ladies off the apron and start pummeling them.
James Storm and Bobby Roode run down the ramp and jump into the ring, attacking Anderson first, then Brisco.
Wait a second, what's going on here?!
Storm flings Anderson shoulder first into the ring post as Roode assaults Brisco with a steel chair. Referee Garett Bischoff immediately waives this one off before hightailing it out of the ring!
This is uncalled for!
Brooke and Tara toss Hendrix and Terrell into the audience and join the men in the ring.
Jeremy Borash tries to announce the result...
Here is your winner by disqualification, Mr. And...
But Storm grabs his microphone.
We told you, Bischoff.
We told you we weren't going to stand for this shoddy treatment any longer.
Effective immediately, we are declaring war.
The TNA Championship belongs to me, I won it fairly and legitimately and it was stolen from me.
Until I am given my title back, we will be wreaking havoc on anyone who gets in our way.
Storm hands the mic to Brooke.
After I destroy Hogan and Kim tonight, it will only be a matter of time until I am Women's champion again, and when We have possession of both titles, there will be some changes around here.
You think it's just the four of us?
You think we're the only ones sick of Eric Bischoff and the way he treats us?
We have news for you, there are more of us than you could possibly imagine.
This is gang warfare, and we will not stop until we're on top.
Storm takes the mic back.
We are the Aces and Eights.
Sorry about your damn luck.
This is not good... it looks like TNA has a new threat in town. The Aces and Eights... I shudder to think what this means for the future.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:11:54 GMT -5
We cut to the back where we see Petey Williams hanging over a bar in his locker room. He pulls himself up effortless doing a series of chin ups.
So looks like tonight I'm getting back into the mix once again. And that's just fine with me! After all there's nothing I love better than some healthy competition. Gotta keep myself in peak competitive shape after all.
He drops down to the floor, grabbing a nearby towel and wiping his brow.
TNA is a company where competition is all over the place! Whether you look at the Television title, the X-Division title, the tag team titles, or even the big prize, the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, there's people all over the place always fighting and striving to succeed. And that's exactly what I expect, to be honest. After all when you have such prestigious prizes as those it's expected that you'll do whatever it takes to etch your name in the halls of history.
But me... I've already done that in the past. And while some might say that's enough, I'm still not satisfied. You see I've been watching the X-Division recently. And they've certainly found quite the cast of characters this past year! You've got... your sports enthusiast, your pseudo royalty, a guy who walks around wearing a cape of all things, your Jersey Shore rejects, and even my opponent tonight, a bloody rockstar!
Although personally I don't see it. This guy calls himself Rockstar Spud, but c'mon, what about him says Rockstar? He doesn't have any instruments, he doesn't break a guitar on the entrance ramp or even sing a little ditty before he makes his way down! Sure, he dresses the part, but that's not saying much. I mean I could put on a hard hat, but that doesn't make me a construction worker, does it?
This kid tonight, he's got some impressive moves, I'll say that. There's a reason why he won TNA British Bootcamp. The guy is far from a slouch in the ring, but you see... unfortunately for him tonight he's facing an icon, a fixture in the X-Division. I've beaten guys like him in the past before and as far as I'm concerned he's just a new challenge for me to overcome.
And that's what I do. Just when my opponents think they've got me beat, that they're about to hit the killing blow, I turn the situation upside-down. And that's what I'm gonna do here in TNA, mark my words. Because Petey Williams, he's back and better than ever! And anybody who thinks they can stop me, well... I'm gonna turn you on your head sooner than you think!
Williams grins and tosses his towel into the camera as we cut to the next scene.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 16:13:54 GMT -5
PETEY!
Still glad to see him back in TNA and being written for again.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:14:19 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Livin on a PrayerIntroducing first, from Birmingham in the West Midlands of England, Rockstar Spud! Tater!...Spud. You're never gonna get his name right, are you?Oh, I could get his name right if I wanted to, but I honestly don't.Not surprising. But don't underestimate this kid. Rockstar Spud won TNA British Bootcamp a few months back and in the process earned himself a contract here in TNA. He's yet to get out of the blocks, but the man does hold a win over Alex Silva.Maple Leaf MuscleHis opponent, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, Petey Williams! And here comes the man who joined us on commentary at Destination X at one point. Petey Williams is as talented as they come.He's good, I'll give him that, but there's just something about him I don't like. Maybe it's the beard.Petey Williams vs Rockstar Spud (Squash) 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:16:22 GMT -5
Petey Williams with a Foregone Conclusion!
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 16:16:37 GMT -5
Mini-Steiner with a Mini-Steiner Screwdriver.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 13, 2013 16:18:39 GMT -5
Petey with an English Destroyer
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:20:18 GMT -5
Spud unloads on Williams with a flurry of kicks, trying to take him off balance. Williams however catches one of these feet, countering and taking him into a leg drag! Spud stumbles back to his feet right into an Enziguri, taking him to the mat! He staggers back up, Williams bouncing off the ropes and connecting with a running neckbreaker for good measure!
And Spud walked right into that one. A nice combination there from Williams.
Spud grasps at his neck, pushing back to his feet only to be reeled in. Williams makes a circular motion with his hands before grabbing hold, taking Spud into rotation and driving him down!
Canadian Destroyer! And Tuber is down!
Spud.
Spud lays out flat on the canvas, Williams hooking the leg and making a cover.
1!
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3!
Here is your winner, Petey Williams!
The veteran Petey Williams making quick work of the Rockstar. He's definitely showing some fire since he's returned.
That's for sure. He talked about turning heads, and I'd say he did just that tonight!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:22:58 GMT -5
Filmed earlier today...*We open on two pairs of feet soaking in a small pool. The camera pans up to show Velvet Sky and Angelina Love.* Angelina, I don't think you get enough credit for how smart you are. Because this spa day? Brilliant idea.I know, right? After all we've been through over the last eight months, I think we deserve to treat ourselves. Besides, I know you'd been wanting to try out that fish pedicure.Kim Kardashian's a wimp!
But I agree with you completely, Angie. We deserve this. And the best part? While we're getting all pampered and pretty, two tag teams will be getting all dirty and sweaty, fighting each other for a shot at us.Oh yes, that's might just be the icing on the low calorie, gluten free cake.You know something, I just want to make something perfectly clear. Although we teamed up with Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde last week, don't think we've forgotten about our issues from last year. We would love nothing more than the chance to get them in the ring again, so that we can settle it once and for all.Of course, at the same time, we wouldn't mind getting a chance to beat up on ODB again.Ew, that she-beast! And of course, she chooses someone as beastly as she is for her partner...
Gross!Yeah, we may have to consider bringing back the Brown Paper Bag Treatment if they win.
And speaking of treatments, time to check the piggies!*Angelina and Velvet remove their feet from the pool and look them over. Velvet smiles.* Perfect.Of course. Just like I told you, Vel-Vel. We're worth it.Totally. And now that our feet look great, we'll be ready to get back in the ring and do what we do best. Cleanse TNA.One ugly person at a time.
Up next, we're getting our eyebrows threaded!*Angelina and Velvet squeal in delight as we fade out.* ------------------------ Damn... why am I here with a poindexter like you and not with them?!Because we have jobs to do.The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! I'm About to FreakIntroducing first, respectively from Minneapolis, Minnesota and The Isle of Tonga, ODB and Lei'd Tapa! I thought that ODB was the ugliest creature here on the roster... and she still is. But her partner is pretty unsettling herself.I'm gonna tell them you said that. ODB and Tapa are a very interesting combination. They definitely hold the power advantage here.Eyes of a StrangerTheir opponents, respectively from Modesto, California, and Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde! Melanie Crank is one of the biggest names here in the Women's Division going today. Former Women's Champion and tag champion, she and Wilde are definitely gonna be looking to make a statement tonight.Maybe, but it's gonna have to be a big one to get past these two behemoths.Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde vs ODB and Lei'd Tapa (#1 Contendership for the TNA Women's Tag Team Titles) (No Promos) (Written by Evil M) 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:27:18 GMT -5
Neither promoed... so I say a draw is in order here.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 16:27:46 GMT -5
ODB with a "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THIS FEUD ALREADY" Punch!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 13, 2013 16:28:06 GMT -5
Melanie with a snapmare.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 16:28:57 GMT -5
Both team punch each other in the fists.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:32:59 GMT -5
Tapa sends Taylor into the ropes. As she bounces back, she ducks a clothesline attempt and jumps on Tapa’s back, trying to choke her. Tapa stumbles around with Taylor on her back, before finally falling backwards, driving Taylor into the mat!
Tapa tags in ODB. ODB pulls Taylor up and shoots her into the ropes. As she bounces back, ODB plants her with a spinebuster! Cover!
Big Spinebuster from ODB! That'll rattle your spine!
1!
2!
Kickout!
ODB pulls Taylor up, kick to the ribs! She sets her for a suplex, but Taylor blocks it! ODB tries again and lifts her, but Taylor shifts her weight, falling on ODB! She hooks the leg!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Smart move from Taylor, but it wasn't enough to clinch the win.
Taylor scurries towards her corner, but ODB cuts her off! She pulls Taylor up in a front facelock. Taylor and Melanie both reach out, trying to tag each other, ODB trying to use her body to prevent it. She tries to turn Taylor so she can’t reach, but instead allows Melanie to tap Taylor on the back!
Melanie enters, hammering ODB with lefts and rights!
Tapa enters and Melanie goes right after her, firing off lefts and rights. Tapa knocks her back, but Melanie gets right back up…
Double dropkick by Melanie and Taylor! Tapa stumbles back and falls into the ropes, getting tied up. ODB grabs Taylor, but Taylor fights her back, kick to the ribs, then Melanie with a clothesline!
Melanie and ODB both go over the top rope! They fight one another on the outside, Wilde and Tapa brawling on the inside of the ring all the while. Eventually the two teams fail to realize referee Earl Hebner counting them out!
8...
9...
10!
Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been declared a double count out!
What... no winner here, it seems!
Well then...
Suddenly Eric Bischoff appears on the Dixietron!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! This one isn't ending like that. Therefore, next week you four will have a rematch! AND it will once again be for a title shot. Furthermore, there will be a winner because this match will have no count outs!
Did you hear that?! A rematch next week... with no counts out!
Seeing these two duke it out again?! I'm on board with that!
Both teams stand on the outside, staring one another down.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 16:34:42 GMT -5
*AJ Styles, Kurt Angle and Christy Hemme are backstage.*
Kurt, AJ, tonight you two compete in your second official match as a tag team, taking on Matt Morgan and Devon.
Yeah, we've got quite the task ahead of us, huh? One half of the most decorated tag team in the world and the man who some still call the future of pro wrestling.
Hey, we asked for any tag team to step up. You can't say we didn't get what we asked for.
Devon, Matt. The only thing I don't understand is why you two are still blindly following Eric Young. Or is Sting the puppet master in this quartet? More importantly, does it even matter?
You see guys, we don't give a damn about the man behind the curtain. All we care about is who's in the ring with us and what we'll do to them.
Don't get me wrong, we have a ton of respect for the two of you. Devon, you're like a tag team wrestling legend! And Morgan, you're a beast! But respect does not equal admiration, gentlemen. Because there is absolutely nothing admirable about being the hired henchmen for a psychotic jackass or a chronic manipulator.
And what's more, we have something to prove. We want to make sure that Mr. Bischoff sees us for the threat to the TNA Tag Team Championship that we are. And beating you guys is as good a place as any to start, don't you agree, Kurt?
*Angle grins, showing off his mouth guard.*
Oh it's true.
It's damn true.
*Angle and Styles exit without letting Christy speak.*
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