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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 17:07:19 GMT -5
Well I promo'd. So York with a Mood Swing!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:11:14 GMT -5
York with a Yorkie Driver!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:15:35 GMT -5
Christian scoops Van Dam up for a back suplex, but he flips out of it, landing on his feet behind him and rolling York up with a rolling clutch pin! He bridges back for the cover!
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York breaks free. As soon as he rises RVD boots him in the stomach and takes him over with a snap suplex! He bounces off the ropes and charges in, looking for Rolling Thunder, but York wisely rolls to the outside. He looks at RVD in the ring with a smirk, pointing to his and indicating his superior intelligence. RVD simply looks at him, shrugs, and then springs off the ropes coming back and taking him down with a vaulting plancha!
Big mistake from York! He got cocky and he paid for it!
York tumbles to the mat, Van Dam scooping him and tossing him into the ring for another cover.
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York kicks out. RVD grabs him as he rises and looks for a neckbreaker, but York counters with a rake to the eyes! RVD grasps at his face as York grabs him by the neck, powering him down with a Reverse DDT! He stomps over the prone form of his opponent, grabbing him as he staggers to his feet and hitting him with a snapmare. He then springs off the ropes and follows up with a rolling neck crank! RVD grasps the area in pain, York going for a cover.
Smart move here. York is targeting Robbie V's neck area. No doubt he could be setting him up for a Mood Swing.
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RVD kicks out. York sits down and wraps his legs around RVD's throat, locking in a figure four neck-lock and bridging back to apply pressure. RVD pounds on the mat trying to break free. Eventually though he manages to turn York over onto his stomach, reversing the pressure! He then slips free from the hold and turns it into one of his own, applying a Muta Lock!
York cries out in pain, desperately scrambling for the ropes and grabbing hold! He rises to his feet, grabbing the ropes for leverage only for RVD to deliver a stiff kick, York doing a 360 and landing face first into the mat! He rolls into position, RVD springing off the turnbuckle and attempting a Split Legged Moonsault! He connects, hooking the leg!
Amazing agility by Rob Van Dam!
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York gets the shoulder up. Van Dam looks surprised by this. He grasps at his neck, rising to the top turnbuckle. As he does though, York suddenly sprints up and leads onto the turnbuckle with him, grabbing and taking them both down with a Frankensteiner! RVD goes flying across the ring, landing with a thud, York laying beside him.
The two men stumble back to a vertical base, eventually locking eyes. They exchange kicks back and forth, neither man gaining an advantage. Eventually though RVD wins out, backing York into the ropes and whipping him to the other side, catching and flinging him with a Monkey Flip! York crashes to the mat, RVD pausing and looking to the crowd. He starts pointing to himself with his thumbs, the crowd chanting along.
Rob!
Van!
Dam!
Then springing off, he comes back and hits York with a successful Rolling Thunder! York gasps out for air, RVD hooking the legs!
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York gets the shoulder up.
So close, but the Rolling Thunder wasn't enough!
RVD looks up to the turnbuckle, leaping atop.
He springs across the ring, but York gets the knees up! Van Dam crashes into them, grasping at his chest and stumbling to his feet.York takes advantage, grabbing Van Dam and driving him down with a Snap Swinging Neckbreaker!
Mood Swing! And that mood just changed without a doubt!
RVD crashes to the mat, York hooking the leg.
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Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the X-Division Championship, Christian York!
And York turns things around just like that! All that work earlier paying off big time!
I tell you, Mike, York has a good head on his shoulders. We are looking at a future champ, there's no doubt about it!
York rises to his feet, a smirk on his face. He turns around, pantomiming kicking dirt atop of the fallen RVD before dusting his hands off and exiting the ring.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:18:56 GMT -5
Gail Kim is backstage.
So, this is Eric Bischoff's brilliant solution to the problem of who should be the number one contender? Instead of awarding it to the woman who deserves it most...
Me...
He forces me to participate in this ridiculous waste of time and energy. Why do I have to prove myself against Brooke and Brooke? It's pretty obvious that I'm lightyears ahead of them in every possible way. I'm prettier, more talented, far more personable...
Why is Brooke Hogan even in this match?! She's only in TNA because of her last name. But what about her thriving music career...?
Although the truth? Sister, don't go challenging Mickie to a battle of the bands anytime soon.
In fact, don't do any live shows. Actually, don't do any kind of performance that people might actually hear...
Anyway, it's clear I'm, far more deserving than Brooke Hogan. Brooke Adams...
I don't get it. Supposedly, you're going to be the savior of the Knockouts division? ...How, exactly? What about you even stands out? The answer is nothing. You're just Anonymous Brooke. In fact, if it weren't for that guaranteed contract you had last year, I doubt you'd have ever even won the Women's Championship.
Ladies, you may believe that I'm being harsh and you'd be damn right. Have you forgotten that I was the original queen of TNA? I was headlining Impact and having featured matches on pay-per-view before either of you knew a wristlock from a wrist watch!
I took part in TNA's first women's cage match, it's first women's ladder match, and I was it's first ever Women's Champion. I paved the way for the likes of you and you should be grateful! Without me, there wouldn't even be a women's division in TNA!
Call me mean. Call me a bitch. Call me whatever. But don't forget. I'm Gail Kim and you should be kissing my ass.
With that, Gail walks out, ending the segment. ---------------------
We cut backstage to Brooke Hogan.
So it appears there's been some confusion in the women's division as of late as to who exactly is the number one contender to Hamada and the Women's Championship. Well have no fear, "Eazy E" Eric Bischoff has come up with the solution. A mini-tournament of sorts if you will. Myself, Gail Kim and Brooke Adams in a triple threat tonight and then next week, the winner and whoever doesn't get pinned tonight square off one on one. I bet you all think that's fine and dandy, isn't it?
If I was facing the likes of Taryn Terrell or Taeler Hendrix, I might even be on board. I have no problem with everyone getting their fair shake and if the title shot has to be earnt, that's fine with me too. My problem is who I've got lined up as my opponents. The way Brooke Adams won the championship in the first place didn't exactly do the rest of the locker room any favors in terms of honor and prestige whereas Gail Kim herself will be the first one to tell you that she's been here for the Knockouts since day one. For a company that claims to be the future of professional wrestling, TNA sure does like to focus on the past.
I know, I know, sounds hypocritical coming from someone with the last name Hogan, doesn't it? As it turns out though, most people in the wrestling business are hypocrites shockingly enough. Eric Bischoff is a hypocrite as he said that whoever pulled down the briefcase at Destination X would get a future title match and now two girls are going to be disappointed. Brooke Adams is a hypocrite because for all her talk of making the women mean something around here, it turns out that she herself doesn't mean all that much. Gail Kim is a hypocrite because she claims to be taking this division in new directions but her plan to do that is revisiting the old.
Don't worry though. I am the much needed change this division needs. Ever since I got here, I've proved that I'm far more than just a pretty face and that I can hang with the best of them. I beat Melanie Crank when she was champion and I'll beat Hamada too. It doesn't matter to me whether it's Adams or Kim who gets eliminated tonight because either way, over the course of the next two weeks, they're going to bow down to the queen and if they aren't willing to do it themselves, I'll gladly take their heads off with the Axe Bomber. -----------------------
*Hamada is backstage, watching Impact on a monitor.*
Hmm. A most impressive show, so far. But it looks like the match I'm most interested in is up next.
I must give Eric Bischoff credit for coming up with a far more innovative way to determine my first challenger than merely placing me in a four-way match. Of course, regardless of how my opponent is chosen, the result will undoubtedly be the same. I will be leaving Lockdown with the Women's Championship.
And now, time to see how things unfold...
*Hamada watches the monitor as we fade back to ringside.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:21:53 GMT -5
The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall! The loser of this match will be eliminated from TNA Women's Championship contention! I Tease, U TouchIntroducing first, accompanied to the ring by Tara, from Houston, Texas, Brooke Adams! Earlier tonight Brooke and Tara made a big impact with Roode and Storm as they ruined our opening contest.It was definitely a brutal attack, but it sent a clear message. Those four are tired of how they're being treated and they're gonna make sure everyone realizes that real quick!Puppet on a StringFrom Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Gail Kim! But this woman isn't exactly pleasant herself either. Gail Kim along with her allies, Mickie James and Madison Rayne, made the Beautiful People's life miserable for a long time. And though that rivalry is done now, this woman's ambitions seem far from done.I'll say. Gail came so close to winning at Destination X. I'm guessing she'll be especially hungry to win here tonight.First Things FirstAnd from Tampa, Florida, Brooke Hogan! And finally we have the true surprise in this contest. Who would have thought Hogan's baby girl would have risen so fast, let alone stepped into the ring at all?!I tell you, Mike, those Hogans have wrestling blood in their veins! It was only a matter of time before she felt the itch.These three women all want the same thing. The question who will take one step closer to obtaining it here tonight?Brooke Adams vs Gail Kim vs Brooke Hogan (#1 Contendership Series for the TNA Women's Championship: Person with the least votes will be eliminated.) 10 Minutes (Written by Evil M)
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 17:22:56 GMT -5
Gail with an Eat Defeat
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 17:26:18 GMT -5
Gail with a moderately sized clothesline!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:30:49 GMT -5
Brooke H. With an H-Bomb!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:33:59 GMT -5
Adams and Gail shoot Hogan into the ropes. As she bounces back, they catch her with a double reverse elbow, then Gail hooks her, belly-to-belly suplex! Cover!
And Hogan being double teamed here. Can't say that's a shocker.
How can they pick on her like that? She's a recording artist, Tenay!
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Adams pulls her off!
She pulls Gail up, chop! Gail steps back, Brooke with a punch to the face! She hooks Gail suplex! But Hogan rolls her up!
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Kickout!
Hogan and Adams both to their feet. Adams goes for a punch, Hogan blocks it! Hogan with a punch of her own, then a second one. Adams backs up, Hogan shoots her into the ropes. As she bounces back, Hogan ducks her head, Adams with a kick to the face! Hogan staggers back, into a back suplex from Gail! Adams grabs Gail, neckbreaker! Cover!
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Kickout!
Back and forth these ladies go! But only two can move on to next week!
Adams pulls Gail up and sends her into the corner. She charges, but Gail moves! Adams slams into the corner, as Gail rolls her up!
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Kickout!
All three women now back to their feet.
Gail grabs Adams and lifts her for a slam, but she squirms free! She spins Gail around, DDT! Cover!
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Hogan breaks it up!
Hogan grabs Adams and snap mare’s her over, then kicks her in the back! She follows that with a kick to the face!
Cover!
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Kickout!
Hogan pulls (Adams up and bounces off the ropes for the Axe Bomber, but Gail cuts her off! She grabs Hogan and tosses her to the outside! Adams charges, but Kim ducks it, then grabs Brooke. Eat Defeat! Cover!
And Gail Kim just gave Adams a sample of her special cuisine!
...That sounds just wrong.
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“Here is your winner, Gail Kim!
And it looks like Adams is out! Though I suspect the Aces and Eights won't be happy about that.
Nope, definitely not, but Gail and her girls should be! Gail has moved on to next week to face Brooke Hogan. And the winner there goes on to Lockdown to challenge Hamada. That should be an awesome bout! -----------------
*Abyss is backstage, shrouded in darkness once more...*
Row... row... row your boat...
*He begins rocking back and forth...*
Gently down the stream...
*Before reaching up and ripping out a chunk of his own hair...*
Merrily...
Merrily...
Merrily...
Merrily...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
*He let's out a bloodcurdling scream!*
Life's...
Upon...
A dream...
HA HA HA HA HA HA...
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*Abyss continues to cackle as the scene fades into complete darkness.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:36:57 GMT -5
We fade to the image of Eric Bischoff's office, seated behind his desk.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's been a great show tonight so far, hasn't it? And next week's show promises to be more of the same.
I already announced earlier tonight that we would see a rematch between Crank and Wilde and ODB and Tapa, but that's only the beginning.
In addition we'll also see a triple threat match to determine the challengers to Bad Influence. Earlier tonight Kurt Angle and AJ Styles won against Matt Morgan and Devon. So next week they'll be in line for a title opportunity. For it will be Angle and Styles vs Morgan and Devon vs... Mike Knox and Luke Gallows!
We'll also determine the Television Champion, KCW's next challenger. And this will be contested between two deserving individuals as Jeff Hardy will go one on one with Austin Aries!
And finally, last, but certainly not least, we will determine Joey Ryan's first challenge. Next week... Alex Shelley will go one on one with... a Member of the Revolution. And the winner will go on to the main event of Lockdown to challenge Ryan.
This should be great show. But for now I'll let you all get ba...
Suddenly Bischoff's door flies open, a familiar face poking his head in. Behind him, as usual, is a familiar tuxedo clad man.
Richard! The star of your show has arrived! I have words for you!
Bischoff turns around, seeing that indeed it is none other than KCW.
Oh great... not you. What do you want, Kerwin?
...Don't refer to me by that name. It is KCW and nothing more. And I'm here because I've been underutilized on Impact, MY SHOW, for the past few weeks. And I must say I am shocked and appalled you would squander your greatest resource like that. I'm much better than being given an occassional match every once in a blue moon. Did you see not how I disposed of that Jersey Shore Jester at Destination X?! Tell me, exactly what makes you think that I'm not worthy to grace your fleabitten program with my shining personality?
Are you afraid that I'll make your talent look inferior by comparison? Are you scared that I'll outshine every other big star you put before me? Are you perhaps jealous of my dashing good looks and success? Did I somehow offend your pathetic child while he was poorly officiating one of my matches?
Don't be afraid to say it, my good man. I am perfectly capable of accepting criticisms. Just tell me exactly what it is that poses a problem and we can do our best to resolve it like gentlemen. After all... that's what we are, are we not? Granted, I have much more class than you do, but that's to be expected I suppose.
...Are you done flapping your gums, KCW? Because I've got an answer for you.
You're right. I've been neglecting my Television Champion booking-wise. But the good news is that next week I'll be remedying that situation. You see KCW, next week... you want a match? You want to be the star of the show? Well then you're in luck because I have just the marquee match up lined up and ready.
Oh... well it's about time. Tell me, who shall I crush beneath my perfectly polished boot?
Well... I'm glad you asked. Next week you'll be facing... Samoa Joe!
KCW pauses, dragging his palm across his forehead with frustration. However he quickly composes himself.
...Wonderful. Well then, I shall look forward to that spectacular match up. Have a good day there, Eric.
KCW flashes an insincere smile, before turning his back, expression immediately souring as he exits the office. Eric simply watches him leave with a smirk of his own.
...If that guy's gonna go around demolishing my roster might as well have him to do it to a guy who I don't like.
We then cut backstage to our TNA Champion of the World, Joey Ryan.
Greetings to all my Ryan-nites! Tonight, you get the chance to see your hero in action, as I go up against one Robbie E.
Now, on the surface, one might think, “eh, you got this in the bag, Joey!” And you would be correct. But I’m not here to try and rag on Robbie, oh no. You see, Robbie E has proven that he is far more than just an annoying punk from Jersey. His reign as X Division Champion last year should tell you that. No, Robbie is not to be taken lightly.
But you know something? A lot of the things people say about him, they used to say about me too. All bark, no bite. Not big enough to be a threat. He’s a joke.
Ryan holds up the TNA Championship.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Who’s laughing now?
Everybody made fun of me, “oh he’s the guy with Hawaiian shirt! He’s the disco guy with his ass hanging out! He has asthma! Baby oil isn’t manly!”
But, just like Robbie E proved that he was more than fist pumps and The List, Joey Ryan is much more than a bunch of nicknames. You know, like…
Prince of Perversion…
Sultan of Sleaze…
Mustached Messiah…
Internal Intellectual…
Blah blah blah.
No dear friends, Joey Ryan is more than all that. For Joey Ryan is TNA World Heavyweight Champion. And tonight Robbie E, from one “joke” to another, I have two things to say to you.
One, Good luck.
Two…
WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!
Ryan puts on his sunglasses and exits.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 17:37:15 GMT -5
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wut
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2013 17:39:29 GMT -5
Psst, Natural!
They haven't started calling themselves by that name yet!
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 17:41:09 GMT -5
Actually, just became canon earlier tonight.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:42:10 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! FistpumpIntroducing first, from the Jersey Shore, Robbie E! And here comes Jersey's greatest asset! Which... isn't saying much, admittedly.Robbie E is a man who has accomplished alot more than people may have expected. He's a very talented competitor to be certain. If he could keep his ego in check he could be something big around here.Mustache RideHis opponent, from Hollywood, California, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey Ryan! But his opponent is far from a slouch. Last Sunday at Destination X Joey Ryan won back his World Heavyweight Championship in an amazing Ultimate X match!But he's gotta be hurting from it too, Tenay. And if he's not careful E may just pick the bones here.Joey Ryan vs Robbie E 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 17:43:55 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a bad touch.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 17:44:31 GMT -5
Ryan twists Robbie E into a balloon which says "PROMO MORE".
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2013 17:44:59 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a Beard Bomb!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 13, 2013 17:45:22 GMT -5
Okay, I just got back from looking for a new job and WHAT THE HELL? ?? You guys can't take a hint? Can't throw me a vote? Anyone wanna kick me in the nuts while they're at it?
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 13, 2013 17:47:05 GMT -5
It's only a hint if your opponents agree to it. As far as I know, I believe both Mikey and M wanted to win the triple threat match as well.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 13, 2013 17:47:15 GMT -5
*Backs away slowly*
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