100 ways the different factions can sway AJ to join them

[Johnny D]

1. Aces and Eights provide AJ with a special motorcycle.
2. Bad Influence provide AJ with complimentary Appletini.
3. Er, Hogan and co. promise to never mention Claire Lynch again?

[________ has left the building]

4. Kurt Angle gives AJ naked pictures of Rhaka Khan.

5. Daniels signs a contract agreeing not to even feud with each other as long as long as they are alive and beyond.

6. Garett and Wes offer to pay for Styles to get another regrettable tattoo.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

7. THE GAY COMMUNITY offer to make him an honorary homo ala J.K. Simmons in "I Love You, Man"

[Danimal]

Joe gives up first dibs on donuts at the catering table...........said ceding of dibs does not include eclairs of course.

[Deleted]

9) Every week, someone comes out and demands that AJ Styles make a choice. AJ comes out looking like a chubby biker hobo, and when he's about to speak, someone like James Storm comes out, and demands that AJ make a choice. AJ gets upset and leaves, and everyone yells at him.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Kurt Angle will pay for AJ's hair cut
Daniels will give him his back issues of Ultimate Spider-Man
Aces and Eights will give him hookers

[TGM]

13. Kevin Nash will seduce him.

[Deleted]

14. Eric Young teaches him how to fish.

[zeez]

15. More leather vests.

[bob]

16 Nash will invite AJ to his home on Fire Island

[Zombie Mod]

17. get him drunk and blackmail him over a fake baby from a one nigh.... nah nevermind that wouldnt work well

[DASH 243✅]

Samoa Joe gives him the last Twinkie in earth

[Deleted]

18. Chris Daniels teaches him to work a razor.
19. Frankie K reminds him its summer time and jeans, T-shirt, hoodie, and leather jacket is a bit much.

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

20. Bully Ray teaches him his calf exercises.

[Deleted]

21) They offer him 13 CDs for the price of 1. All he has to do is pick out 7 CDs free, then pay for 1 at the normal faction price, and then he gets 5 more, FREE!

[WBL a.k.a. Mountie II]

22) the Shield offers AJ the opportunity to beat the crap out of Cena

[JoDaNa1281]

23. Bad Influence offers him a lovely gift basket; which includes a scarf, Bad Influence t-shirt, a gift card for Hot Topic, assorted cheeses & all the appletinis he would ever want.

24. Aces & Eight's offers him the same thing they offer everyone...booze & women.

[Danimal]

Marathon motorboating session with Velvet and Tessmacher, becomes valet for Beautiful People 3.0.

[lildude8218]

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[________ has left the building]

27. James Storm offers to take him sheep herding in Wyoming.

28. Bobby Roode buys him a case of Smirnoff Ice.

29. Wes Brisco gives AJ his VIP pass to the Pussycat Lounge.

30. Kaz gets a tattoo of the picture of AJ after he got a tattoo.