Weird Toy I was given.

[Throwback]

Just thought I'd share. Here's a pic.


Discuss.

[Welfare Willis]

Ahhh the rare south pole Koala. KILL IT NARWHAL!

[Throwback]

May 5, 2013 23:06:55 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Ahhh the rare south pole Koala. KILL IT NARWHAL!

The write up on the back explains the Koala.


I can't find a readable pic so I'll just type what it says on the back of the box.

This is it. I copied the spelling and punctuation exactly.


For Centuries, the Narwhal was the greatest mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed that these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true purpose of their extraordinary long pointy tusks.

The studies revealed that millions of years ago, penguins, snow seals and koalas ruled the earth. For sustenance, they feasted upon whales, dolphins and other sea mammals to the point of near extinction. But the Narwhal went into hiding beneath the ice of the North Pole, biding their time, planning their revenge and sharpening their tusks. Finally, they reemerged, tusks gleaming with newfound magical power, and fought back against the adorable creatures that threatened their existence. The battle was long, and many Narwhal were lost, but their strong will and sharp tusks were enough to stave off the cute ones temporarily.

Now, once a year, in a continuous effort to keep their enemies at bay, the Narwhal leave their homes to embark on a treacherous migration to Antarctica in the hunt for baby penguins and seal pups. Many will not return... .Along their journey, they will spend time in Australia, swimming upstream to the inland habitat of the Koalas, where they will actually leap out of the water to spear the deadly koalas from their perches high in the Eucalyptus trees.

[Bang Bang Bart]

"Avenging Narwhal"? is he a member of the Avengers by any chance?

[mizerable]

It's from mcphee.com

They also have an Avenging Unicorn, as well as many many many other weird toys. Worth checking out.

[jagilki]

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

May 5, 2013 23:10:35 GMT -5 Throwback said:

May 5, 2013 23:06:55 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Ahhh the rare south pole Koala. KILL IT NARWHAL!

The write up on the back explains the Koala.


I can't find a readable pic so I'll just type what it says on the back of the box.

This is it. I copied the spelling and punctuation exactly.


For Centuries, the Narwhal was the greatest mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed that these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true purpose of their extraordinary long pointy tusks.

The studies revealed that millions of years ago, penguins, snow seals and koalas ruled the earth. For sustenance, they feasted upon whales, dolphins and other sea mammals to the point of near extinction. But the Narwhal went into hiding beneath the ice of the North Pole, biding their time, planning their revenge and sharpening their tusks. Finally, they reemerged, tusks gleaming with newfound magical power, and fought back against the adorable creatures that threatened their existence. The battle was long, and many Narwhal were lost, but their strong will and sharp tusks were enough to stave off the cute ones temporarily.

Now, once a year, in a continuous effort to keep their enemies at bay, the Narwhal leave their homes to embark on a treacherous migration to Antarctica in the hunt for baby penguins and seal pups. Many will not return... .Along their journey, they will spend time in Australia, swimming upstream to the inland habitat of the Koalas, where they will actually leap out of the water to spear the deadly koalas from their perches high in the Eucalyptus trees.

Someone must send this post to a director/screenwriter in Hollywood. This needs to be made into a film, STAT!

That is just so over the top crazy that it becomes awesome!

[Lupin the Third]

May 6, 2013 3:15:45 GMT -5 jagilki said:

This sums it up quite nicely.

[Bam Neeley]

Phew. I was expecting someone found a sex toy without realizing what it's for.

At least I hope that's not a sex toy.