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Post by CourtesyFlush on May 6, 2013 5:33:08 GMT -5
Is Ezekiel Jackson the least impressive of The Corre? I got to thinking the other day, I mean sure, he's big, black and roided but does that matter if he has nothing else? Between Wade Barret's accent, Slater's dashing good looks and Justin Gabriel's unlimited amount of charisma, I just don't know where Big Zeke stands.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 6, 2013 5:37:39 GMT -5
Well he was the generic hoss of the group and thats about it.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 6, 2013 6:18:07 GMT -5
The only time Zeke's been any good is when he was Kendrick's bodyguard who read Dr Seuss.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 6, 2013 6:49:55 GMT -5
He helped me in a quiz I took part in last night, the question was which is the only country in South America where English is the official language, I knew it was Guyana thanks to Big Zeke! so he has some use!
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Post by amaron on May 6, 2013 7:27:56 GMT -5
He still ain't got no cuts.
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Post by dicecasden on May 6, 2013 8:03:15 GMT -5
Least Impressive Of The Corre? No, that will forever be Heath Slater, because at least Jackson wasn't cannon fodder.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on May 6, 2013 8:03:25 GMT -5
I like the 8 million body slams in a row thing. That's about it.
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Post by Fundertaker on May 6, 2013 9:17:02 GMT -5
I like his theme song.
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Post by Gimpo Commando on May 6, 2013 9:18:42 GMT -5
How can 100% of Zeke not be impressive?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 9:25:33 GMT -5
Least Impressive Of The Corre? No, that will forever be Heath Slater, because at least Jackson wasn't cannon fodder. Wha?! Slater jobbed spectacularly to legends like Vader, Sid, the APA, Lita, Rikishi, Animal, Scotty 2 Hotty and Backlund. Zeke has only faced off against the Brooklyn Brawler, and he squashed him. BOR-ING!  |
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Post by metylerca on May 6, 2013 9:27:08 GMT -5
Can't we all just ENJOY the Corre and stop trying to figure out who the best and worst ar- oh wait...
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 9:27:52 GMT -5
Oh the Corre.
This always makes me wonder why they never got behind Justin Gabriel.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 9:44:05 GMT -5
Well to be fair, no one in the Corre has been super successful, but I guess Zeke would qualify as the least impressive. He doesn't really do anything, ever.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 10:06:12 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson is quite clearly the best member of the group because he has "the look" and we all know that's more important than having any kind of talent.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 6, 2013 10:34:46 GMT -5
His niche in wrestling should be as the "Anvil" in a tag team with a "Hitman"
Meaning, the power guy in a team with an smaller, more technical and agile wrestler
Tag teams where each member accounts for the weaknesses of the other are the way to go
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2013 11:17:55 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson's whole purpose was to be The Brian Kendrick's bodyguard, but after Kendrick weeded himself out of WWE, that was pretty much it for Big Zeke.
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Post by bootytea on May 6, 2013 11:23:29 GMT -5
Wade Barrett was the least impressive because for some reason, he became super dull.
At least with Ezekiel Jackson, you get that awkward vibe from him when he is constantly doing bodyslams and yelling at the wrong times.
If Wade Barrett was fired during that time, few people would notice or really care, but if Ezekiel Jackson left, it would be obvious.
Ezekiel Jackson is a huge guy who can yell very high and is a minority, so it baffles me why they do not just stick a manager with him and watch the money pour in.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 6, 2013 12:04:26 GMT -5
Wade Barrett will always be unimpressive until they repackage him as a blueblood and let him run amok as a mid-card superheel. Add Paige and Regal to his persona and he'd get over. The British snob gimmick is easy heat.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on May 6, 2013 12:12:33 GMT -5
He sucked. Yet for some reason, WWE decided to give him the push once The Corre split up. They basically existed to try and get Zeke over and it failed because he's a black hole of charisma and less than mediocre in the ring. His five moves of doom consisted of four bodyslams and a shoddy torture rack...
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Post by The Ichi on May 6, 2013 13:14:40 GMT -5
Does he still make depressing cooking videos? I loved those.
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