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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 29, 2006 23:12:55 GMT -5
Many, many moons ago, I stole an idea from the ROH boards: the "Samoa Joe Facts" thread.
We managed to harness it's latent powers, and make it our own. And the Lord said it was good.
Now, I return once more from my foray into the ROH message boards, and return with a new idea: Haikus!
Here's an example from the board itself:
To which I respond:
Christopher Daniels,
Known for schizophrenia.
Man...or Curry Man?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 29, 2006 23:20:13 GMT -5
Nigel,
Put the Pure Title on the map.
All you yanks can take a nap.
-That sucked. I'll have to do better next time.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 29, 2006 23:27:45 GMT -5
Nigel, Put the Pure Title on the map. All you yanks can take a nap. -That sucked. I'll have to do better next time. 2-8-7?! UNACCEPTABLE.Observe: Aries' pendulum, Looks like Carlton Banks' dancing. Go, Lorenzo, Go. |
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 29, 2006 23:30:56 GMT -5
2-8-7?! UNACCEPTABLE.Observe: Aries' pendulum, Looks like Carlton Banks' dancing. Go, Lorenzo, Go. Yeah, I noticed the mistake once I clicked enter. But didn't delete it. Now others can learn from my lack of knowledge. |
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 29, 2006 23:34:37 GMT -5
Sting in TNA:
January, "Sting's the man!"
August, "Sting, you suck!"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 29, 2006 23:37:23 GMT -5
What the hell, I'll give it a go.
Lariats are fun
Kenta does them constantly
He's killed many people.
Good, bad? I have no idea.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 29, 2006 23:40:55 GMT -5
What the hell, I'll give it a go. Lariats are fun Kenta does them constantly He's killed many people. Good, bad? I have no idea. Ooh, just missed: you're last line has 6. Illegal chokehold, "I have 'til FIVE, referee!" Dragon reigns supreme. |
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 29, 2006 23:40:57 GMT -5
Nigel McGuinness,
Direct from the U.K. place.
In it to win it.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 29, 2006 23:42:04 GMT -5
Nigel McGuinness, Direct from the U.K. place. In it to win it. Now you've got it! |
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 29, 2006 23:50:30 GMT -5
Jimmy Rave, crown jewel,
Ring of Honor's top jobber.
He deserves better.
Code: 1-8-7.
Cornette better watch his back.
Homicide is pissed.
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Aug 30, 2006 0:34:00 GMT -5
Raven, once the champ,
Spike TV saw this and said:
"More Jarrett for you!"
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 30, 2006 8:03:59 GMT -5
Wearing shiny shirt,
"WOW, what a kick by Sabin,
Got him IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
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Post by MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] on Aug 30, 2006 14:59:48 GMT -5
I would try...but wait for it.......(Can't resist)
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Aug 30, 2006 15:05:17 GMT -5
Allison Danger
Your panties smell like fresh breeze
Steve was not amused
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 30, 2006 17:21:31 GMT -5
The fans demand it:
Masters in a sombrero.
Viva La Raza.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Aug 31, 2006 1:24:47 GMT -5
Manhattan Mayham
Ring of Honor's best show ever,
Because people lie.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
Posts: 8,748
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Aug 31, 2006 23:25:22 GMT -5
Let us mourn for sport
U.S.A. has S.E.C.
Much talk, lil value
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 31, 2006 23:30:21 GMT -5
Use live, torrid sex
To get one point ratings jump.
Cover the nipples.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Sept 1, 2006 8:15:03 GMT -5
Wonderful one, HMark!
Jack Evans, white boy,
No bones like Stretch Armstrong too.
And you know this, man!
Little Bastard rules.
Best wrestler since Rick Martel,
And just as handsome.
Finlay needs Bastard,
Without him, couldn't get over.
Fans love leprechauns.
He may love to fight,
And a tough Irish bastard,
But he's not little.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
Posts: 8,748
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Sept 1, 2006 16:46:40 GMT -5
This thread deserves infinite bumps.
HMark, kudos! THAT's a good haiku!
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
![MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] Avatar](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/nico_joe89/hayabusamask.jpg)
