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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 15, 2013 21:51:02 GMT -5
Sport cars must act like total twats at all times when driving them.
Last night I couldn't get to sleep and was getting restless so I went to a 24/7 driving range.
On the way back at a set of lights some guy who looked to be in his mid 40s pulled up beside me in what looked liked an American sports car of sorts, (not sure as I'm not a car guy) who then started reeving his engine and pretty much challenged me to a drag race at around 2:30 in morning.
I could help but find this highly amusing as I drive a bland 1996 Honda accord which is hardly a car that shouts out oi I want to race you now bitch.
If this guy really wanted to be an attention whore by showing off his small penis mobile surely he could of waited until daytime where more than one person could actually see him make a total cock of himself.
either way it made me lol hard.
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Post by amaron on May 15, 2013 21:58:37 GMT -5
Sport cars must act like total twats at all times when driving them. Last night I couldn't get to sleep and was getting restless so I went to a 24/7 driving range. On the way back at a set of lights some guy who looked to be in his mid 40s pulled up beside me in what looked liked an American sports car of sorts, (not sure as I'm not a car guy) who then started reeving his engine and pretty much challenged me to a drag race at around 2:30 in morning. I could help but find this highly amusing as I drive a bland 1996 Honda accord which is hardly a car that shouts out oi I want to race you now bitch. If this guy really wanted to be an attention whore by showing off his small penis mobile surely he could of waited until daytime where more than one person could actually see him make a total cock of himself. either way it made me lol hard. Your first sentence has redundant words in it. The reason people buy sports cars is specifically to be a twat. |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2013 22:25:28 GMT -5
The hurt is strong.
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Post by mizerable on May 15, 2013 22:31:04 GMT -5
People who have loud cars piss me off in general.
Here they can be as obnoxiously loud as possible, yet I'm not allowed to point a weapon at them to shut them the f*** up.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 16, 2013 6:45:12 GMT -5
You seem to have unwritten rules about telling who has small penises.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 16, 2013 6:50:00 GMT -5
Damn son, where do you store all that haterade. You told me you were broke.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 16, 2013 6:53:54 GMT -5
You seem to have unwritten rules about telling who has small penises. Well its hard not get an impression that said person has a small penis when he challenged me to a drag race at 2 in the bloody morning. Not to mention a couple of minutes later he slowed down beside me to gloat about burning me even though I pretty much ignored him before. |
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Post by Bone Daddy on May 16, 2013 7:13:36 GMT -5
No one else thinks it's weird that this all happened at 2:30am on the way to a 24/7 driving range? Who did he expect to see that night?
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Post by The Booty Disciple on May 16, 2013 9:56:08 GMT -5
Performance automobile = bad person.
Odd encounters in the middle of the night = small genitalia.
Please continue, I'm taking notes today.
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Post by Orange on May 16, 2013 10:26:26 GMT -5
TIL that 24/7 driving ranges are a thing.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 16, 2013 17:05:01 GMT -5
No one else thinks it's weird that this all happened at 2:30am on the way to a 24/7 driving range? Who did he expect to see that night? Oh I found it weird but It like I said I also found it hilarious But the driving range I went to is just down the road from the Auckland intentional airport so my guess he could of come back from a fight or something. |
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2013 19:36:22 GMT -5
I always find it amusing when I see 40-60 year old guys who drive classic muscle cars usually convertible ones in the summers of Edmonton and rev up when they see hot younger college girls waiting for the bus in the trendy parts in Edmonton like Whyte Ave or the Jasper Ave west. More power to them. They've worked hard and saved enough money for those dream cars and trying get their dream girls despite being old enough to be their grandpa.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2013 21:11:36 GMT -5
Think about it. Middle aged men are bastards as it is, they still have all their physical/mental faculties and they've seen 45+ years of bullshit. So they think they know everything, and they can do whatever the hell they want. These are the RICH ones.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on May 16, 2013 21:43:44 GMT -5
This thread is so hilarious on so many levels. You guys are too much.
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