so... are the Wyatt Family supposed to be Cannibals?

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

because I get serious schlocky 70s exploitation film vibes from them.

[They Killed the Giggler]

That would be a good way to write off guys who get cut.
Ryder is gone; the Wyatt Family ate him.

[worldsstrongestman]

Jun 4, 2013 7:24:58 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

That would be a good way to write off guys who get cut.
Ryder is gone; the Wyatt Family ate him.

I hope it's revealed that Ryback is a member of the Family who was brainwashed by Bray Wyatt into being a cannibal. That's where "Feed Me More" came from.

[Heartbreaker]

I feel a cannibal gimmick has been done before but my mind is blurry.

[The Ichi]

Jun 4, 2013 7:49:44 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

I feel a cannibal gimmick has been done before but my mind is blurry.

I think Kamala is as close as it got.

[A Platypus Rave]

It was heavily implied Kamala was one.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Jun 4, 2013 7:24:58 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

That would be a good way to write off guys who get cut.
Ryder is gone; the Wyatt Family ate him.

But what happens if Ryder somehow became good enough to bring back?

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Jun 4, 2013 11:36:49 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Jun 4, 2013 7:24:58 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

That would be a good way to write off guys who get cut.
Ryder is gone; the Wyatt Family ate him.

But what happens if Ryder somehow became good enough to bring back?

he's now Zack's identical twin nobody ever mentioned, Jack Ryder. kinda like how Joseph Park and Abyss are totally different people y'all.

[zeez]

It's either that or a cult of hillbilly rapists. One of the two.

[A Platypus Rave]

Why not both?

[Allie Kitsune]

Not going to lie, I love the idea of Wyatt/Harris as a corrupt hick rapist.

Because that's what I always saw him as from Day 1.

[miffy]

I've got a gut feeling Yoshi's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Yoshi in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Yoshi, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, scratch that one.

[BigWill]

Jun 4, 2013 11:56:25 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Why not both?

You can't have sex with what you eat. That's just gross.

Now if they raped animals and ate other humans, that might work.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

That's...actually not a bad idea. A full blown angle where the Wyatts were literally trying to roast someone over an open fire might be a bit much, but little in-ring mannerisms like licking and biting their opponents would be pretty boss and help make them seem even creepier.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

They're not the Fine, Young kind.

[Steveweiser]

Jun 4, 2013 9:09:09 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

It was heavily implied Kamala was one.

Kamala was too busy hearing Patterson and Lombardi in the next door hotel room to be an effective one.

[wisdomwizard]

No. I don't see how they could play up an angle like that even if it was done comedically.

[Allie Kitsune]

Jun 4, 2013 13:11:27 GMT -5 BigWill said:

Jun 4, 2013 11:56:25 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Why not both?

You can't have sex with what you eat. That's just gross.

Now if they raped animals and ate other humans, that might work.

Why do you think they called him "Husky" Harris, eh?

[Metalheadbanger Man]

I always thought Wyatt was a Waylon Mercy type character.

[Deleted]

I remember a skit on SNME where Akeem was wandering around Africa(or possibly the woods behind his house) and said something about eating 'human bean soup' or something. I'm pretty sure that this happened.