Apparently WWE wants to learn about shrimp cocktail

[anticonscience]

I'm reading reports online that PRINCE NANA had a tryout before last night's Raw.

OMGZ, when Kofi returns.............NEW NATION EMBASSY!!!!!!!!

I remember how hard I marked out a few years ago on Smackdown when Kofi was in one of his obligatory midcard title matches and Matt Striker said something along the lines of that if he won, he'd take the belt back to Ghana and present it to Prince Nana. I found it hilarious that nobody in the WWE offices noticed (or cared) to take that reference out of the taped show.

[Andrew is Good]

Kofi heel turn, becomes Prince of Ghana.

[anticonscience]

Obviously Kofi will be the Crown Jewel but I'd love to see Primetime Players in too just to hear "We're in the MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo"

oh who am I kidding, if WWE signs him, they'll probably hand him a mask in NXT and tell him to call himself something like El Generico

[Hawk Hart]

If this leads to my idea that I pitched literally years ago where Nana comes in to manage a heel Kofi Kingston then I will pledge allegiance to Paul Levesque every single morning.