mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 5, 2013 2:07:48 GMT -5
HHH was absent from in-ring competition for a pretty lengthy amount of time, except Mania, so much so it was accepted he was pretty much semi-retired. Now he's showing up every week wanting to wrestle every week. What happened? Why the change? Is this one last run before he retires for good?
Personally, I'd happily never see him again.
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 5, 2013 2:30:22 GMT -5
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Post by celticjobber on Jun 5, 2013 2:34:28 GMT -5
My guess is they're doing this storyline because they want to show the dramatic effects of a concussion (after they just donated a million dollars to the Sports Legacy Institute).
I wouldn't be surprised if it leads to Triple H's "retirement" (which he would come back from eventually).
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 5, 2013 2:35:06 GMT -5
I believe it's one or more of the following:
º After losing his iconic flowing locks to age and corporate image-consciousness, then losing his "best of three" series against a guy who wrestles an even lighter schedule than he does, he's testing the Samson theory
º Stephanie wouldn't let him buy a motorcycle, so he's finding another outlet for his mid-life crisis
º He never did get to finish his passionate clothes-tearing fantasy with Heyman
º Dis business
º Dis business-ah
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 5, 2013 2:44:39 GMT -5
I believe it's one or more of the following: º After losing his iconic flowing locks to age and corporate image-consciousness, then losing his "best of three" series against a guy who wrestles an even lighter schedule than he does, he's testing the Samson theory º Stephanie wouldn't let him buy a motorcycle, so he's finding another outlet for his mid-life crisis º He never did get to finish his passionate clothes-tearing fantasy with Heyman º Dis business º Dis business-ah Don't forget that he just jobbed to Brock Lesnar so he needs a win back. And also dis business-ugh. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2013 2:53:22 GMT -5
My guess, they were planning for Rock to appear more regularly, and when that fell through they panicked and decided Triple H is the closest they have to a replacement.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Jun 5, 2013 5:13:53 GMT -5
Because the current roster just can't cut it, in his eyes? I mean, people actually thought Mike McGuillicutty was going to be this major player just because they had Heyman introduce him. That's a bit of a face palm.
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wisdomwizard
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Post by wisdomwizard on Jun 5, 2013 6:25:01 GMT -5
My guess, they were planning for Rock to appear more regularly, and when that fell through they panicked and decided Triple H is the closest they have to a replacement. That more than likely is the answer. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 5, 2013 6:40:01 GMT -5
My guess, they were planning for Rock to appear more regularly, and when that fell through they panicked and decided Triple H is the closest they have to a replacement. bingo. it's also the reason Undertaker stuck around for a while after Wrestlemania. really shows you how clueless the creative team is when THIS is their response to "The Rock won't be here". |
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Post by What? on Jun 5, 2013 7:37:17 GMT -5
My guess, they were planning for Rock to appear more regularly, and when that fell through they panicked and decided Triple H is the closest they have to a replacement. bingo. it's also the reason Undertaker stuck around for a while after Wrestlemania. really shows you how clueless the creative team is when THIS is their response to "The Rock won't be here". Especially since it's the same Plan B that they had in 2001. |
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Post by Cronant on Jun 5, 2013 7:41:40 GMT -5
He just wants to wrestle Curtis Axel.
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Post by WBL a.k.a. Mountie II on Jun 5, 2013 8:11:05 GMT -5
I was tired of Trips then.
I'm tired of him now.
I'll be tired when he wins the WWE title from Cena, and when they somehow end up co-holding the WWE title and the Tag Team titles.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2013 8:13:30 GMT -5
Because he closely resembles a gorilla.
And we know how Vince feels about apes.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jun 5, 2013 8:16:38 GMT -5
Because he really wants that please don't go standing ovation he tried to get at Summerslam last year only to have the audience chant you tapped out.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 5, 2013 8:20:20 GMT -5
Apparently we are due some new McMahon family drama, that's why.
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Post by Lazy peon on Jun 5, 2013 8:20:25 GMT -5
They've barely mentioned Brock since the last match so I don't think they're fighting again.
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amaron
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Post by amaron on Jun 5, 2013 8:34:44 GMT -5
Needs to be updated with the new WWE title. |
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jun 5, 2013 8:48:46 GMT -5
Because he's Huntor The Mighty.
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Post by WBL a.k.a. Mountie II on Jun 5, 2013 8:49:37 GMT -5
Because you touch yourself at night.
And it's not to pictures of him in the casket with 'Katie Vick'.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 5, 2013 10:33:07 GMT -5
To kick ass obviously.
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