FAN World Tag Team Grand Prix 2013 - Le Grand Finale

[Hawk Hart]

I want to get the community opinion on this. I had someone send me a message asking if they could file the position filled by the CPU team. Since I don't think anyone wants to risk a CPU player winning the whole goddamn thing, would it be okay if I let him join late with the team of Eddie Edwards and Chris Benoit just to get more FAN involvement? I promise an amazing kayfabe reason for the All American American Heroes missing the second round.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Holy crap! Despite their unintentional name my team actually won!

Also I'm ok with the late addition.

[The Legend]

Plz let it be that New Jack shows up and kills them on behalf of Benoit...

[The Blue Nova]

Chris Benoit and Eddie Edwards The Wolverines

[Hawk Hart]

wcwrevengemark is in now with Eddie Edwards and Chris Benoit, the Wolverines.

[MrBRulzOK]

Glad to see my team pulled it out in round one. And stole the show to boot.

[Big Bad Brad]

My team won? I'm not surprised I mean I got the awesome power of Goldberg & Lesnar

THE BEASTS HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED!

[Hawk Hart]

Night One Card
The Beasts vs the Wolverines
Dashingly Devious vs Yes Oui Can
Black and White vs The Best Team That Ever Lived
Team 1997 vs The Voice of the Bald

[Hawk Hart]

Night One Report
Welcome everyone to Night One of the FAN World Tag Grand Prix, 2013 edition. I'm still your host Hawk Jefferson and we have a lot of exciting action for you this evening. But first, breaking news. The team of Kurt Angle and Jack Swagger will not be participating in the second round unfortunately. During the intermission Jack Swagger was caught weaving though a playground while high on Pixie Stix and detained by local authorities. No one is really sure where Angle is, he said something about how defeating Benoit made him realize his true cause it that of a zombie slayer before running naked and screaming into the mid-day. The All American American Heroes will be replaced in round two with the team of the Wolverines comprised of Chris Benoit and Eddie Edwards. Some would say it's irresponsible to allow a zombie to fight living humans but we say it makes for great television. And speaking of great television, here's a word from our sponsors.

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The Beasts vs The Wolverines
Chris Benoit is just not meant to win this tournament. Despite the longest match thus far and serveral near falls, the Wolverines fell victims to the Alpha Predators of the tournament after Goldberg pinned Eddie Edwards following a Jackhammer in 30:24.

Dashingly Devious vs Yes Oui Can
Despite a match of the year quality match in the first round, Yes Oui Can actually could not get the job done in the second round. Rhodes and Punk dominated early and never let up until Rhodes secured the victory following a Cross Rhodes in 12:42.

Black and White vs The Best Team That Ever Lived
Match of Year Contenders are a recurring theme of this tournament and this match was no different. All four men fought hard with everyone hitting their signature spots but the fast paced offense of Shamans of Style wasn't enough to defeat the Vegans of Vengeance as CM Punk pinned John Morrison after a GTS in 18:12.

Team 1997 vs The Voice of the Bald
The dream is over for one of the Time Traveling Punks at the hands of the foul mouthed, beer swilling, finger gesturing Texas Rattlesnake. It seemed like Triple H and Punk had things sewn up early but the incredible teamwork of Austin and Sting lead to a vintage upset after Austin hit BOTH Triple H and Punk with Stunners before pinning Punk in 19:51.

The first two rounds are now over. We've seen some upsets, some squashes, and some classics, will the momentum keep rolling into round three? Will other participants lose their minds and abandon ship? The only way to find out is to join us tomorrow for Afternoon Two and the Grand Finale. We leave you with a word from our sponsors.

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[The Man They Call Asher]

Unbeatable, baby!

[DragonMasterP]

I now have utmost faith in my guys to win this.

[Waffel113]

CUE THE SHELTON BENJAMIN, CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOW!

[Hawk Hart]

Day Two Card

"The Beasts"
Goldberg and Brock Lesnar
vs
"Deviously Dangerous"
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk

"Team 1997"
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and The Man Known as Sting
vs
"The Best Team That Ever Lived"
CM Punk and Austin Aries

THE GRAND FINALE
The winners of the two previous matches will face off to decide who is the 2013 World Tag Grand Prix champion.

The winner will get to pick the next tournament and will get to pick their team first. Good luck to all four teams that are left and we'll see you all tomorrow.

[Big Bad Brad]

We know who is going to win this

All I got to say is Deviously Dangerous YOU'RE NEXT!

[Waffel113]

It's Dashingly Devious Beasts. I'll give you a pass on forgetting because we've all forgotten about that horrible excuse for a match at WrestleMania XX.

[Hawk Hart]

Waffel113 Big Bad Brad DragonMasterP The Man They Call Asher, congratulations gentlemen. Your teams have made it to the semi-finals and with the competition you've faced that's something to be proud of. Tomorrow, all four teams enter battle to decide who will be the World Tag Grand Prix champion for 2013. As I stated, the winner of the tournament gets to pick the next one AND gets to pick their representation first. While we wait for the results of the tournament, I want the four of you to consider which you'd prefer next. An MMA rules Brawl 4 All tournament OR the second ever FAN King of the Death Match tournament. Once again, good luck to the four of you.

[Big Bad Brad]

Dude I love those graphics which I knew how to do stuff like that

[Hawk Hart]

Jun 10, 2013 23:53:56 GMT -5 Big Bad Brad said:

Dude I love those graphics which I knew how to do stuff like that

This website and some basic effects made that happen. I'm just glad those didn't take me five hours to finish like it did with my sig.

[Hawk Hart]

Afternoon Three Report
Welcome everyone to the beginning of the end, I'm your host Hawk Jefferson and by the end of today will we have new World Tag Grand Prix champions. Only four teams remain and they have overcome the best of the best to make it to this spot. Only one team can win but odds are that one of the several CM Punks we have wondering around here will take it. We'll get to ringside to the start action in a minute but first, a word from our sponsors.

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The Beasts vs Deviously Dashing
Deviously Dashing certainly lived up to their names in the semi-finals of this tournament. Utlizing underhanded tactics, expert team work, and a overwhelming offense to blitz the hosses. Lesnar had the upperhand on CM Punk in the early goings but the MVP of this match was the Dashing One himself who pinned Lesnar following a brutal DDT in 19:00.

Team 1997 vs the Best Team That Ever Lived
The rift in the space time continuum has been repaired and it's all thanks to the Stinger. The Best Team That Ever Lived put up a valiant fight but in the end the 14 time world champion Sting was able to ground the Voice of the Voiceless for a three count after a Stinger Splash.

And that's it for this afternoon of action. Legally we have to give the competitors at least an hour to rest before we continue but we'll be back shortly for the Grand Finale of Team 1997 vs Deviously Dashing. But first, a word from our sponsors.

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[DragonMasterP]

Two Punks down, one left.