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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:03:36 GMT -5
We pan across the crowd following the opening video as we come across this week's batch of signs: Babbling Brooke Adams, Robbie E is a Gerbil complete with a drawing of him as one, Bad Influence feels soooooo good, and Too Many Ties!
Hello everyone to welcome once again to TNA Impact! Mike Tenay here once again alongside my broadcast colleagues in Simon Diamond and Rampage Jackson. And this week we're coming to you live from St, Joseph, Missouri!
It feels great to be back too, Tenay! I've been practicing my commentary all week and I'm ready to lay down the analysis!
I don't think they have a "Commentary for Dummies" book out there.
Who you calling a dummy, Diamond?
See, just proved my point. It should be pretty obvious.
Well I can already tell tonight is going to be an explosive one. But for now let's discuss the card. For starters we have the finals of the TNA Tornado Trios Tournament! Tonight we will learn the three number one contenders to the TNA World, X-Division, and Television Championships.
Will it be the dream team of the brash and cocky Mr. Anderson, the destructive Samoa Joe, and the beyond egotistical Austin Aries or will it be the Aces and Eights ringleader, James Storm, the Icon Sting, and the seasoned veteran, Petey Williams?
We also have some tag team action as the Motor City Machine Guns team up once again to take on the team of Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco. These two were impressive last week and tonight they look to leave everyone with another lasting impact.
We'll also see a match that was scheduled for last week as Brooke Adams warms up against the eccentric, yet dangerous Lady Sara Rita. She's got a tough fight ahead of her against Hamada in a few weeks and we'll see if she's up for the challenge.
We'll also the Women's tag team contenders in action, or at least half of them as Angelina Love takes on Mickie James. This relationship between these two partners has proven very... interesting. And I suspect more to come tonight.
And we'll see a rather interesting match... Robbie E issued a challenge to Shark Boy last week. He's looking to turn his luck around tonight, but only time will tell if he can.
All that more tonight here on TNA Impact!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:06:39 GMT -5
We cut to the back where we see a hand stirring a cup of tea with a silver spoon. Said cup is then lifted up as we zoom out to the image of Lady Sara Rita, who takes a sip of the beverage. She lets out a soft giggle as she lounges back in the chair behind her.
So... after last week's less than stellar performance I once again have a chance to redeem myself. I must admit that these past few weeks my head has not been where it should be. With everything going on and my dear KCW having to prepare for whatever result tonight's main event yields, I'd be lying if I said I was focused on tonight's contest.
Nevertheless, I still intend to go out there and once again show how a a lady takes care of sordid affairs. This other Brooke thinks she may have herself an easy challenge here tonight, but I am more than willing to say right out that she simply doesn't fathom what awaits her tonight. For you see she must contend with a woman like myself who has a good reason to have a fine showing out there tonight. And that's exactly what I intend.
My dear Adams... tonight allow me to express my thoughts in poetry. Certainly more civilized a response than you deserve.[/color]
Sara Rita clears her throat.
A thug, a vagabond, a motorcycle writing trollop.
This horrible woman, tonight shall I whallop!
The pain she shall feel... it will be such bliss.
The same feeling I get when I feel my darling's sweet kiss.
You are no lady, not even close you see.
For you Adams, are a commoner, a piece of dirt to me.
And when it comes to dirt there's one direction I must lean.
For tonight, my dear, it is your filthy, wretched clock I shall clean!
She takes a bow as Godderz claps from nearby before returning to stirring her drink.
Why thank you, dear Godderz. Now let us away. We haven't a moment to spare!
She rises to her feet, dusting off her bright yellow sundress before grabbing her matching parasol and making her exit, Godderz following behind her.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:09:06 GMT -5
“The following contest is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit!” I Tease, U Touch“Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Tara, from Houston, Texas, Brooke Adams!” At Lockdown, Brooke Adams earned the right to face Hamada for the TNA Women’s Championship.And last week, Brooke and Tara sent Hamada a message, that being to enjoy the title while she has it. Because at Sacrifice, Brooke is taking her title back!I Never Thought My Life Could Be This Good“And her opponent, being accompanied by Godderz, from Tampa, Florida, Lady Sara Rita!” Well, Lady Sara bringing her own equalizer in the form of Godderz.Tara and Godderz… now THAT would be a match.
One way or another?Well nonetheless, Sara Rita looking to wash away the bad taste of last week’s loss to Brooke Hogan with a win tonight, and over the number one contender to boot!This could be huge for Sara, IF she can beat Brooke Adams, that is…Brooke Adams vs. Lady Sara Rita 10 minutes
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 20, 2013 18:12:23 GMT -5
Lady Sara Rita does her best Setsuka impression, and stabs Adams with a sword.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 20, 2013 18:14:04 GMT -5
Sara whacks Brooke with her parasol!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:20:37 GMT -5
Sara brings Brooke down with a suplex! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nicely executed suplex, but Sara unable to keep Brooke down!
She pulls her up and goes to shoot her into the ropes, but Brooke reverses it! As Sara bounces back, Brooke catches her for the tilt-a-whirl, but Sara counters it into a hurricanrana! Brooke back up, Sara with a dropkick! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Sara’s throwing everything at Brooke, but Brooke keeps kicking out!
Sara pulls Brooke up and starts to go for the Fond Farewell, but Tara rolls in and clip’s her knee!
Oh come on! Tara has no business getting involved!
Sara was trying to break Brooke's arms! Tara had to do something!
The ref calls for the bell as Tara stomps Sara! She pulls her up, Brooke with a slap! Tara sets her up for the Widow’s Peak, but Hamada slides in! Brooke charges, but Hamada ducks the clothesline, superkick to Tara! Brooke bails out, Hamada challenging her to return to the ring…
Well this one's getting interesting. Looks like Hamada isn't gonna stand around and let Adams do as she pleases. Can't wait to see what goes down at Sacrifice
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:26:44 GMT -5
In the back, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, Phil Shatter, and Mark LoMonaco are in the locker room, Mercer is centered on the camera and closer than either of the other two.
And lo, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer has now added more to his plate than ever before, the interests of the masses are now further from his needs than ever, and he is still working hard every day for that paycheck. The Legends title is within his grasp, yet he cannot close his fist for it will slip through his fingers. But I shall continue down the road to taking the Legends title from whomever holds it, be it KCW, Sting, Lex Luger, Goldberg.
Tommy, you do realize you both aren’t booked in a match, and you lost last week, also half those people don’t work here.
Yes, Phil, thank you for ruining the fun. Miss Hemme, take it from here.
Um, okay, Phil Shatter, Mark LoMonaco, you two are scheduled to take on the Motor City Machine Guns tonight.
And they will have to get my win from a few weeks ago!
I though you were done. Whatever. Look, simple fact is, the Guns are good, but the Guns aren’t Phil Shatter good, with Mark LoMonaco, who has beaten them before with his tag team partner, and ol’ ‘Top Gun’ things must be lookin’ bleak for Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin. Add in the contributions of Tommy here and we’re looking at what could be a slaughterhouse of former world champions, both of the tag and TNA variety.
And Mark?
Huh, oh, well Mark LoMonaco is looking to get back in the groove of things, we won last week, but…
Shut the f*** up mark. Now, what is more important is how the Guns rise to this occasion, the Guns have the chance to take the wind from beneath some very important wings hear in TNA, and if the can do that, then we’ll have a fight on our hands, but if they can’t, well, we’ll have somebody get rolled through.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:27:50 GMT -5
Long Time"Coming to the ring for guest commentary, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer!" Now thgat's what I'm talking about. A guy like this absolutely deserves a proper introduction! I guess one from Borash will have to do though. Great to have you here, Crim.And I am happy to be here, Simon. We’re are looking at the past, present, and future of tag team wrestling in this match, so it should be very good. Comfort Eagle"Introducing first, at a combined weight of 573 pounds, respectively from Hickory, North Carolina and Queens, New York, "The Enforcer" Mark LoMonaco and Phil "Gunner" Shatter!" *LoMonaco leads the way, keeping any fans from getting near Phil Shatter as they make their way to the ring* These two have impressed as a tag team, although I can't say I approve of some of their attitude. But it's hard to deny they are working towards a tag title shot in the near futureWe’re building a religion; we’re building it bigger here guys. But I digress, Phil is a great talent, and it is good to see him working with Mark, as much as it pains me, I’m not in contention for anything and it is good to see Phil mixing it up.1967"And their opponents, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Alex Shelley! Chris Sabin! The Motor City Machine Guns!" *The Guns slap hands with the fans as they head to the ring, all the while staring down Shatter and LoMonaco* These guys are fun to watch. Without a doubt two of the most talented dudes in the TNA Locker Room, especially regarding Shelley as the former World Heavyweight Champion.The Guns are one of the top echelon tag teams in the history of TNA, former world tag team champions like myself, Phil, and Mark. The past is the past though and these two jokers are going to get their f***ing clocks rocked by Phil and Mark, Alex Shelley ate a loss last week and this week will be no different.You also lost that match last week Mercer.I respectfully disagree Mr. JacksonThe Motor City Machine Guns vs. Mark LoMonaco and Phil Shatter Ten Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 20, 2013 18:30:26 GMT -5
*sigh* LoMonaco with a Promo Bomb!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 20, 2013 18:31:46 GMT -5
LoMonaco with a LoMoMoonsault
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 20, 2013 18:32:17 GMT -5
Phil with a 'I like Tommy's Commentary slightly better on a win' It's an exploder suplex.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:39:09 GMT -5
*Shelley and Shatter are circling in the ring. Shatter charges forward for a clothesline but Shelley drops him with an STO as he makes contact!*
Oof, not a good start to the match for the good guys. Hint, the good guys aren’t Shelley and Sabin.
*Shelley is back to his feet first and keeps Shatter down with a back kick to the head, then goes into a cover*
1! *Shatter gets the shoulder up*
See, this is where Phil will kill you, going for the quick cover will only lead Shelley down the road to madness and frustration. Because that is the only way it is going to end.
*Shelley tags Sabin and hits a snap suplex, followed by Sabin hitting a leg drop*
*Sabin goes for a running elbow, but Shatter ducks and floors Sabin with a boot!*
*Shatter tags out to LoMonaco, who immediately makes his presence felt with a running splash to the downed Sabin, staying on for the cover*
1! 2! *Sabin kicks out!*
Not enough to keep Sabin down. But LoMonaco and Shatter definitley keeping the pressure on here.
*LoMonaco gets on top of Sabin and begins raining down punches, but letting up before the referee can tell him off*
*LoMonaco continues his assault with a low DDT. He follows up by applying a camel clutch!*
And this is where Mark does what he needs to do and makes his presence known, using his weight to his advantage. And I wonder how those tag team titles reigns are feeling for Sabin now?
*Shelley is reaching out as far as he can for the tag, but LoMonaco is putting all of his weight on Sabin, preventing him from moving!*
*Sabin is on a knee, and somehow rolls LoMonaco into a pinning position!*
Whoa!
1! 2! *LoMonaco gets the shoulder up!*
That was way too close for comfort!
See, all is still grand for the next great tag team.
*LoMonaco stumbles to his feet, but Sabin is still down. LoMonaco lifts Sabin up for the Full Nelson Bomb, but Shelley hooks a huricanrana and slings LoMonaco to the ground!*
*LoMonaco gets the tag just as Sabin tags in Shelley! They meet in the center of the center of the ring and trade shots, with Shatter gaining the upper hand, eventually planting Shelley with a sidewalk slam!*
Here, we once again see that power and poise beat speed and technical wizardry right and proper. And with that I simply say, there is no way Alex Shelley is every getting up from that.
*Shatter covers* 1! 2!
*Shelley kicks out!*
Well, Phil still has control. And Alex Shelley is still getting pummeled.
*Shatter hoists Shelley up and hits an inverted atomic drop. As Shelley staggers over, Shatter lifts him up! PTSD! Shatter covers*
1! 2! 3!
And that will be it, once again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.
Quite the bold statement from an equally bold movie, Crimson.
What, I have good taste.
Eh, I always preferred the Temple of Doom.
"Here are your winners, Phil Shatter and "The Enforcer" Mark LoMonaco!
There are days I love my job. Most if not all of them.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:42:53 GMT -5
Justice V2 (What You Know Instrumental)Eric Young leads the way and is soon followed by Sting, Matt Morgan, and Devon. The four men enter the ring and Eric Young quickly grabs the mic. He looks towards the crowd. I just want to clarify something before I begin evaluating the Revolution.
I'm sure some of you TNA fans just love watching drama between our group, but the only reason I'm doing this out in public is to show you all just how strong we are. By eliminating any hints of weakness, we are going to become more powerful than you can ever imagine. Its addition by subtraction. It's removing any weak links. It's not destruction, its upgrading.
Now that we got that clear, let's get to this.Eric turns to the crew. We're going to start with me. Everyone surround me.Morgan, Devon, and Sting surround Eric. Now, I think its only fair that we evaluate me just like each and every one of you. I lost two weeks ago and I lost last week. You know who I am, and you know just how easily I can bounce back from that. But if you think I am not a competent and fit leader for this team, then speak up now.Eric Young stops and looks across the faces. Morgan? Nothing to say?Matt shakes his head no. Yeah, that's what I thought.
I've more than proven myself as the greatest talent in this damn company. To get rid of me as the leader would have been the stupidest move you've all ever done.Eric turns his head to the left. Sting, it's your turn.The group re-positions and are now surrounding Sting. Sting, you won your Trial by Fire six man tag last week but I don't know how much of that was because of you and how much of that was because of your partner. And lets not forget that you lost the big TNA Heavyweight ChampionshipAnything to say? Young passes Sting the mic. Eric, when I gave you my little hideout in the rafters you told me to take charge and lead Morgan and Devon. You trusted me as boss, so I see no reason to trust me now.
Yeah, I lost against Ryan. But not due to a lack of preparation. I was his first challenger, and he had a chip on his shoulder to ensure he wasn't a "One and Done" champion.
Eric, I'm a bit crazy but I'm not stupid. And I'm not a weak link. If you and your thugs try to stab me in the back tonight, then you should fear the wrath of my dagger. Because I will return and I will be out for blood.Sting pushes the mic back into Eric's chest. Young grabs it. You're going to come for us? You're out for our blood?
Sting if we got rid of you, we'd put you through hell. And in response, I expect you to have done the same to us. But that's all hypothetical nonsense because you're safe, Sting.
You're our mentor. Our experienced one. An icon in this industry, and you proved that you can still handle any challenge.
Moving on to Morgan. The group re-positions to have Morgan surrounded. Matt, you're supposed to be our muscle. You're supposed to dominate and bully anyone you please. You won your match last week, but let's be honest. You had the easiest challenge. And I'm not sure you've convinced me that it's worth keeping you as a part of our group. Care to try to convince me?Morgan takes the mic. Young balls his right hand into a fist. Eric, you taught me a lot of things about this company.
A lot about their problems and how to exploit them.
A lot about myself and a strategy for success.
You taught me that the most important key to victory is the element of surprise. That's what we've been doing with this guessing game over who is fighting for our team.
But Eric, you don't have surprise on your side right this second. I see what's coming. Allow me to do the honors...Morgan suddenly swings the mic into Devon's head! Matt starts stomping away on Devon as Eric and Sting watch on. Morgan picks up Devon and throws him against the ropes. Devon returns and gets hit with a Carbon Footprint! Matt lifts Devon up and holds his arms back. Eric Young steps forward and picks the mic back up. Very well, kill my fun.Young gets eye to eye with Devon. You see, Devon, tonight was about you. YOU are our weakest link.
What do you contribute to this team? Experience? Maybe in the past, but we got Sting for that. Strength? Morgan is ten times the man you are.
Devon, you contribute nothing. You've been holding us back.Morgan pushes Devon forward, straight into Young. Eric lifts him onto his shoulders. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Young rises, and looks to Morgan and Sting. The Revolution is dead. It lays here with Devon. Either stay here in the ring and stay in the past or exit the ring with me and we start again and become stronger and more influential than our wildest dreams.Morgan and Sting join Young. Eric smirks and the trio exit the ring.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:46:10 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Gail Kim. Gail, last week, you and Mickie James exchanged words over her claim that you "dropped the ball" at Lockdown. And it got fairly heated...Fairly? Ha.Well, regardless, after last week, where do you stand with Hardcore Country?Well Christy, Mickie and I are friends, but I did not appreciate being talked down to by her. Where do I stand? Right now, I'm in a neutral corner, away from the Hardcore Countries and Aces and Eights and Beautiful People and all the other teams in the Knockouts Division.Meaning... what?Meaning Gail Kim is a free agent.
And my services aren't cheap either. Any Knockout who wants me on their side, they better have an offer worth my time or they can fend for themselves.Gail, I don't understand? What do you mean by free agent?Christy, if you don't understand...
You will.With that, Gail walks off before Christy can ask any further questions. ------------------- The following contest is scheduled for one fall! FistpumpIntroducing first, from The Jersey Shore, Robbie E! Robbie E saunters out from the back, looking far less energetic then per usual as he makes his way down. Robbie E hasn't been feeling like himself lately, and it's shown. For months the guy has struggled to pick up key wins. But tonight he hopes to turn it all around.Yeah, I feel for Big Rob, but he's gotta do things for himself. He's quickly falling down the hierarchy and you can only coast off of past victories for so long.Shark Boy ThemeHis opponent, from The Deep Blue Sea, Shark Boy! Shark Boy raises a hand over his headfin as he heads down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. This guy seriously has some mental issues. He thinks he's a shark! That's not normal, Tenay.Shark Boy is... eccentric, but he's got a way of surprising people. Such as last week where he outsmarted Devon to pick up a win. He's not the strongest dude, but don't let the appearance fool you.I'm just wondering why Petey is putting up with him at this point.Shark Boy vs Robbie E (Hint for Shark Boy) 5 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 20, 2013 18:47:47 GMT -5
Shark Boy celebrates as *SHARK BOY THEME* plays around the arena!
He hits the Dead Sea Drop.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jun 20, 2013 18:48:55 GMT -5
Shark Boy knocks on Robbie E's face. The following occurs:
Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes? Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh? Woman: Who? Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr? Woman: Who is it? Voice: [pause] Flowers. Woman: Flowers for whom? Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am. Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you? Voice: [pause] Candygram. Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it! Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am. Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 20, 2013 18:51:05 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a Sharkosault.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:52:27 GMT -5
Shark Boy calls for a lock up in the ring, Robbie E lunging in to accept. He twists him into a hammerlock and applies pressure. Sharkie however manages to spin out of behind him, lunging down and... biting him on the backside! E grabs his arse and runs around the ring in a circle, eyes filled with pain somehow. He turns around and stamps right up to the Shark.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
He lunges in and nails him with a forearm to the face, sending him stumbling back. He hits him again and launches him off the ropes, charging in with a clothesline. Shark E however ducks underneath, E ducking down as he comes back and leapfrogging as he bounces back and forth. He leaps up again, but Sharkie stops behind him, once again biting down on his bottom!
This has gotta be sexual harrassment or something!
Compared to some of the stuff we've seen over the years, this is downright tame. Or should I bring up the Johnsons again?
Please don't.
Yeah... I'm glad I missed that era.
E grasps his cheeks yet again, grimacing in pain as he bounces up and down in place, Shark Boy simply standing there and watching on. He stamps over to the ring ropes and delivers a stiff kick, getting in the referee's face.
That freak is biting me, bro!
...He doesn't have any teeth.
Seriously? Look at his face!
Shark Boy simply shrugs, looking innocent as possible. Robbie stomps right up to him and shoves him back into the ropes, Sharkie bouncing back off and lunging in with a flying headbutt, taking him off his feet! He stumbles back up, grasping his forehead as Sharkie delivers another stiff headbutt followed by a second, keeping him off-balance. He grabs him by the neck and charges forward, planting him with a facecrusher!
However instead of making the cover... Shark Boy leans down and "chomps" again, E immediately rolling out of the ring, looking absolutely pissed.
Screw this!
He storms off in a huff up the rampway, referee Brian Stiffler counting him out as he heads to the back.
And it looks like Robbie is taking his ball and going home! He'd never get away with that in the octagon!
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10!
Here is your winner, as a result of count of count out, Shark Boy!
Shark Boy has his arm raised and celebrates in the ring, jumping up and down with glee!
Well that's that. Shark Boy picks up the win here tonight.
That's that... how the Hell can anybody wrestle with this little nutbar?! I'd rather chew my own arm off!
Well I have a feeling there's more to come with this story. We'll just have to wait and see what happens from here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:55:17 GMT -5
Joey Ryan is backstage, along with Bruce Prichard.
I'm tellin' ya, Brucie, it doesn't matter to me who wins this tournament thingie, because Joey Ryan is red hot right now. Sacrifice, just another notch for Magnum, ya know?
Oh absolutely Joey. No doubt in my mind that you'll be holding that title for a long time.
Yes! This man!
Ryan grabs Prichard and pulls him in tight.
This man knows what he's talkin' about!
Ryan kisses Prichard on the cheek.
I love this guy!
Prichard pulls himself away.
And I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
Ryan looks at Prichard.
Uh, y'know they're recording this, right?
Eh, they can edit it out in post, right?
Yeah sure, I guess. So anyway, what did you wanna see me about, Bruce?
I'm glad you asked, Joey. Remember how I told you I was representing some new talent in TNA?
Yeah. I told you to warn them about trying to copy my debut.
Nothing like that, Joey. In fact, they're huge fans of yours.
Are they now?
Oh indeed. And they really want to meet you.
Eh, I've kinda gotta get ready for my match with Daniels, man...
Please? Can you take just a few minutes?
Well...
OK, sure. Send 'em in.
GIRLS!
Ryan's eyes light up as Hannah and Holly enter. A big grin crosses his face.
Hey ladies...
Hey Joey.
What's up, Magnum?
Bruce, why didn't you tell me these were YOUR girls?!
I watched you two last week. Very impressive preformance.
Well, it was only a count out win...
Hey, win's a win, baby!
So you liked what you saw, huh?
Damn right I did!
Maybe you wanna see more?
Um... yeah!
Well you're in luck.
Because our agent has already booked me for my second match next week!
Who did you say against, Bruce?
Hannah, I got you a match against one of TNA's top Knockouts, she's a former Women's Champion, Gail Kim!
Wow, only your second match and you're facing Gail Kim?
What? You think it's too much too soon?
Did I say that? Sweetheart, I think you two are gonna go far here in TNA!
Really?!
Holly, JOEY RYAN just gave us his endorsement!
I am dying right now! I can see the light!
Wow, Mr. Ryan...
Please. Call me Joey.
Ryan takes Hannah's hand and kisses it. She looks like she's going to pass out.
Now, if you two will excuse me, I have a match with a certain Christopher Daniels to get ready for.
And good luck out there.
Ryan exits.
Holly, Joey Ryan just wished us luck!
The sisters scream.
As if you need it! You've got Bruce Prichard setting up your bookings, girls! Now, let's go get you ready, Hannah!
Right!
Gail Kim? Phfft. She is SO going down.
Prichard and the twins exit as we fade out.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2013 18:58:22 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Wings of a Fallen AngelIntroducing first, accompanied by Frankie Kazarian, from the City of Angels, Christopher Daniels! Christopher struts out from the back, a huge fecal-eating grin on his face. I love this guy... in the platonic sense, of course.I'm sure you do. Daniels has long proven how crafty he can be. And together with Kazarian they managed to win the TNA Tag Team titles. While they lost them in their first defense, winning them in the first place is impressive enough in its own right.That may be, but ever since they've lost these two have been on a downward spiral. They better correct themselves and soon or things won't be looking good.Mustache RideHis opponent, from Hollywood, California, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey "Magnum" Ryan! Ryan makes his way out to the back slapping hands with the fans as he struts down to the ring. And here comes the TNA World Heavyweight champion! Next week he'll be in action in the main event alongside KCW and Kenny King.
Originally we were going to give the three champions the next few weeks off so they could get ready for their challenges at Sacrifice, but Ryan insisted on competing.Either that or Bischoff forgot to book them in the first place...Joey Ryan vs Christopher Daniels 10 Minutes
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