Regress back to your awkward teenage 90's self thread

[Johnny D]

For 'older' board members.

Bret Hart got screwed, fudge you Vince! I hate the NWO they ruin everything, hope Sting destroys them all. Why doesn't Kane just move on from Undertaker burning down the home? (yes, I really did think like that back then)

WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH ACNE?!!?! Arghhh!!!

[Heartbreaker]

I'm an awkward, anti-social teenager in the 10's and was in the 00's... so I can't do this.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Fun fact: I was only a teenager for one day in the 1990s. December 31, 1999.

Fun fact: I used to say "fun fact" followed by something back in the 1990s when my friends and I would watch TV as a way to get past awkward silences.

[El Hijo del Havoc]

Anyone hear the new 2Gether song? Me & my sister just heard it on TRL and we think its almost as good as O-Town. That being said...

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I was, at most, six. The height of my problems was getting yoghurt on my school jumper and my parents forgetting to videotape Top Gear for me.

[DSR]

I love the nWo, they are just 2 sweeeeeeeet!

I also love Korn, Orgy, and Limp Bizkit. Family Values Tour rulez!

Also also, I hear they're working on an X-Men movie! I love that cartoon SO MUCH! I hear they want to get Danzig to play Wolverine! Sick!

[ERON]

Me to my then-girlfriend: Bret Hart's cool and all, but if you really want to see the next big thing in wrestling, check out this guy in WCW called Stunning Steve. When he makes it to the WWF, he's going to be bigger than Hogan.

*girlfriend rolls her eyes*

[The Booty Disciple]

Van Halen hired the guy from Extreme? He sounds like Sammy Hagar with laryngitis!

(classmates look at me funny)

"Who's Van Halen? Are they Japanese or something?"

[Throwback]

SOMEBODY TOUCH MY PENIS!

[nate5054]

"I don't have enough flannel shirts!"

[Unocal 76]

Nikki Cox is SOOOOO hot

Sharks 10-8 over the Penguins?! WHERE'S THE DEFENSE?!

[Spider2024]

The Godfather should be WWF Champion.

[BigBadZ]

Hey guyz. Sorry I dropped out of the AOL chat we had going. Stupid mom picked up the phone again and it kicked me offline. I can't wait to get an AOL 6.0 cd in the mail so I can get out of this no phone loser crap. It is gonna kick AZZZZZ.

[Father Dougal McGuire]

Oh hell no, my teen years sucked.
I have to take that back, I met a good friend who turned me on to east bay punk like Hickey, Blatz, Operation Ivy, and other east bay bands, but watching my dad waste away from the c*** known as cancer gets me down.

[Strotha]

For me that would probably be an intellectual improvement.

[Deleted]

1996: I'm going to be an uptight anti social virgin forever!!
1998: Nurse: Congrats Mr Gaddon, you have a daughter.

But as for wrestling

OMG Razor showed up on Nitro!!! What did he mean "we want a war"?

Undertaker has a brother!?

[DASH 243✅]

I'm going to see Mudhoney! Theres some band openining for them named Nirvana.
Hey Diesels real name is Kevin Nash weird

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Oh damn, I really really want that one girl to go to the dance with me, but what if she says no? What if she says yes, but is embarrased because I dance like an idiot? Man, Final Fantasy VIII looks great, but I dunno if I should spend my money on that or on the new Limp Bizkit CD. Oop, better start taping that new episode of Pokemon. God, Team Rocket is awesome. I know everyone says James and Jessie are in love, but really, I wouldn't be surprised if James was gay. Not that that makes him any less cool, but just saying. Can't wait till the movie premieres. IT'S ALL RIGHT MOM, MY HOMEWORK'S DONE!! Ok, when did Chris Jericho get so badass? He's gonna dominate WWF, I bet. Let's go Rams! Ugh, I hate these excema patches, I look like a freak! I got it- when I ask her out, I'll wear a long sleeve shirt. Oh no, wait, it's gonna be warm tomorrow.

[Johawn]

What's this internet thing? Looks kinda stu-ASL!?!!!!11