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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jun 11, 2013 0:06:15 GMT -5
The payoff: Steph is playing Triple H and Vince against each other so that she can take control of WWE. She'll then share power with a returning Eve, and they'll rule Raw like a sexy power duo.
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Post by Brooklynpunk97 on Jun 11, 2013 0:51:53 GMT -5
Shane pins HHH in a last man standing match by elbow dropping him from Titan Tower.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 11, 2013 1:05:07 GMT -5
Triple H: 20 time World Champion
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jun 11, 2013 1:25:46 GMT -5
I think that they're going towards HHH vs Vince (or HHH vs a surrogate of Vince like The Great Bo Dallas) at SummerSlam, with the victor having the kayfabe full control in WWE.
It'll be mysteriously dropped next year during the build-up to 'Mania 30 when WWE CEO Vince McMahon comes out and starts bossing people around.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 11, 2013 1:36:44 GMT -5
The worst night in Bret Hart's life
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Post by celticjobber on Jun 11, 2013 1:54:16 GMT -5
Triple H gets "hurt" again, and blames the fans for wanting him to come back and wrestle so he turns heel. Hunter and the McMahon family have a reign of terror for the rest of the year in WWE.
Eventually, a babyface CM Punk becomes the target of their disdain and it leads to Punk vs. Trips in a loser retires match at Wrestlemania XXX.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jun 11, 2013 2:00:16 GMT -5
Shield is revealed to have been in Vince's pocket all along, for some reason. Seriously: This. This is what's going to happen. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2013 2:02:32 GMT -5
Threesome. Vince finally gets his incest and bisexual storyline!
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Jun 11, 2013 2:28:48 GMT -5
It ends with the return of The Rock from injury. If anyone's ever seen Blackadder, I imagine it goes like the scene with Lord Flashheart. The Rock blows a hole in the ceiling and comes down to the ring on a rope.
Rock: "It's me! Hooray!"
(Everyone): "HOORAY!"
Vince: "Where have you been?"
Rock: "Where haven't I been? WOOF! Well I'm here now, and I'm- (sees Triple H, points at him) "WHO IS THAT?"
Vince: "I don't know, but he's in your place."
Rock: "Not for long." (Takes out sledgehammer, everyone gasps. He hands it to Daniel Bryan, who is in a dress) "Hold that." (Beats up Triple H, throws him out of the ring, takes sledgehammer back from Bryan.
Rock (continued): "Thanks bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang onto!"
(Approaches Stephanie)
Rock: "Hey Stephanie, you look sexy. But listen, wear your hair down, I prefer it that way."
Stephanie: "I've got such a crush on him!"
Rock: "And Michaels!" (goes to shake Shawn Michaels' hand, pulls away at last second) "Still worshipping God? Last thing I'd heard he's started worshipping me! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Everyone): AHAHAHAHAHA
Rock: "Woof! Vickie! I like it, firm and fruity. Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? Down boy! Down!"
(Triple H stumbles back into the ring, concussed, Rock headbutts him back out again)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2013 2:30:13 GMT -5
Threesome. Vince finally gets his incest and bisexual storyline! And the largest case of hysterical blindness occurs as a direct result. |
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Post by Reflecto on Jun 11, 2013 2:46:39 GMT -5
Completely seriously, I could see that as the payoff: We're hearing how Triple H is a "real man" for choosing to wrestle, even while he has a concussion- while the current World Champion just had been on the shelf with a bad concussion...in all likeliness, the payoff: Dolph Ziggler calls out HHH for it, KICK WHAM PEDIGREE in 17 seconds [just to get better than Sheamus], HHH wins the WHC. (Possibly, with the new injury, HHH adds some sock puppets to get "The Game" on the UK top 40 charts- but that can be countered by WWE making "Hunter-ing" a forced meme.)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2013 3:46:41 GMT -5
Completely seriously, I could see that as the payoff: We're hearing how Triple H is a "real man" for choosing to wrestle, even while he has a concussion- while the current World Champion just had been on the shelf with a bad concussion...in all likeliness, the payoff: Dolph Ziggler calls out HHH for it, KICK WHAM PEDIGREE in 17 seconds [just to get better than Sheamus], HHH wins the WHC. (Possibly, with the new injury, HHH adds some sock puppets to get "The Game" on the UK top 40 charts- but that can be countered by WWE making "Hunter-ing" a forced meme.) Huntering can never catch on. There isn't enough dirt in the world for anyone but him to do it. |
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Post by nate5054 on Jun 11, 2013 4:33:26 GMT -5
 If we can be serious for a moment. So I was wondering what is actually going to be the payoff for this program? I really can't think of anything big that can come out of this angle. I mean I don't trips will retire like this, nor do I expect Vince to start heeling it up and become the heel authority figure again. The best I can come up with is that Vince will get a new son (Sorry Hornswoggle) to try to take out Hunter. This way they at least introduce someone new out of what is turning out to be turrible program. Before I say anything, I say there should be a rule here that when a topic is meant for serious discussion that Lance Storm pic should be used. Now...I have no clue, other than maybe it's a vehicle to turn Vince into a heel control freak (that becomes more active on screen, sigh)...though I don't know why he ever needed a vehicle for that. |
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 11, 2013 5:04:20 GMT -5
Vince: "Paul, we've called in the only man you'll listen to...the only man you respect...and the only men who can stop you."
Triple H vs. Undertaker vs. HBK, Wrestlemania XXX.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2013 6:08:57 GMT -5
I'm kind of floored in just how many ways this storyline makes no sense.
- The COO is outranked by Stephanie who doesn't seem to in-storyline actually be an employee, while Triple H became the COO to keep Vince from meddling in the day-to-day operations... yet he's still being jerked around himself by Vince doing just that.
- Triple H has previously had his quads exploded, been beaten to a bloody pulp, been dropped 40 feet in a car, been beaten with a sledgehammer, and many other things, but his career's in danger because he got kind of woozy and out of breath.
- Related, Vince and Stephanie were perfectly willing to let Triple H go up against a guy who twice snapped his arm like a twig but they're terrified of putting him against a guy who has done nothing but get his ass handed to him and win thanks to convenient distractions.
- Vince himself has taken insane risks many times and thrown himself into much bigger harm's way than McGillicutty yet he doesn't seem to understand at all why Triple H doesn't want to just lie down and die.
- The Triple H / Stephanie / Vince relationship has never made any sense being dragged into storylines anyway because these three have a long history of absolutely torturing each other, which makes it all the more absurd there's suddenly so much concern for Triple H's well-being.
- They can't decide if his name's Hunter Hearst Helsmley or Paul Levesque.
And probably many more things I'm blanking on.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 11, 2013 6:12:05 GMT -5
Whatever the payoff is, Hornswoggle will be involved somehow.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 11, 2013 6:15:37 GMT -5
Vince vs HHH - Retirement match at Summerslam.
Whoever wins, we all lose.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 11, 2013 6:17:56 GMT -5
Triple vs Vince McMahon: Career vs Career
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2013 6:24:29 GMT -5
Triple vs Vince McMahon: Career vs Career Can we throw in Stephanie and Axel and have them all lose? |
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Post by spagett on Jun 11, 2013 6:35:08 GMT -5
It's just bizarre. I've never liked Triple H so I've enjoyed the fact he's been part time the last 2 or 3 years and mostly out the spotlight. Of all the part time wrestlers the WWE have got Triple h is the last one i would have wanted to have a fuller schedule.
God knows where this will end but I'm sure we'll at some point see HBK take a beating to put the heat on Triple H.
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