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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Jun 30, 2013 3:12:21 GMT -5
So I'm bored and can't sleep and put on TMC, where a movie called Girls Gone Dead is playing. Pretty lame softcore slasher porn, but all of a sudden Sheriff Jerry Lawler?! Wonder why WWE didn't promote his appearance! Probably a better movie than 12 Rounds Reloaded or the Chaperone though.
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Post by Package Piledriver on Jun 30, 2013 3:17:39 GMT -5
Does he give her the old piledriver.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Jun 30, 2013 3:19:14 GMT -5
Please tell me that Sheriff Lawler kept his clothes on at all times...
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Post by OGJB is Slender on Jun 30, 2013 3:26:16 GMT -5
I saw this on Netflix a while ago and got curious. I wouldn't call it softcore porn. It just has a lot of nudity with even more stupidity and EVEN MORE bad acting. Jerry Lawler showing up did give me a genuine shock. After about a minute of laughing hysterically, I simply went, "Of course Jerry Lawler is in a movie like this." Wasted an hour and 20 minutes of my life. Would've been longer, but the twist was so stupid, I gave up and went to watch something else. Horrible movie. The nudity doesn't even make it worth watching.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jun 30, 2013 3:29:10 GMT -5
Thank god its sort core because I don't think the world could handle the sight of seeing him piledriveing some girl into the sack (shudders)
Also according to IMDB Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain appears as himself.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 3:33:30 GMT -5
Do any of the girls act and look really young?
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Post by OGJB is Slender on Jun 30, 2013 3:35:38 GMT -5
Do any of the girls act and look really young? If I remember correctly, the main character is either a senior in high school or just graduated. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 4:02:02 GMT -5
Do any of the girls act and look really young? If I remember correctly, the main character is either a senior in high school or just graduated. Too old for Lawler. |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jun 30, 2013 4:18:20 GMT -5
Soft core porn with young girls you say?  |
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 30, 2013 4:20:46 GMT -5
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on Jun 30, 2013 4:26:43 GMT -5
OHHHHHH. So that explains that picture!
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Post by CM Parish on Jun 30, 2013 5:51:42 GMT -5
Please tell me that Sheriff Lawler kept his clothes on at all times... Please tell me he didn't. |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 30, 2013 7:24:56 GMT -5
And here I thought this thread was going to be about Jerry Lawler showing up in a late night Cinemax series.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 30, 2013 7:29:02 GMT -5
I reviewed this for my cult movie site (not shilling...I really did), and although I wanted to hate it, I didn't. Lawler keeps his clothes on, and is probably one of the best actors there...although that's not saying much. He does get to piledrive someone though, so that was cool.
Oddest thing is the Girls Gone Dead website used my review on their website...which is weird.
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Post by snopes on Jun 30, 2013 8:54:27 GMT -5
Ewwwwwwwwww
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 30, 2013 9:18:31 GMT -5
Soft core porn with young girls you say?  |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 30, 2013 9:21:53 GMT -5
Alright little lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to frisk you...
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jun 30, 2013 9:24:12 GMT -5
Soft core porn with young girls you say? PUPPIESSSSS!!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5
I was going to make a thread about this so hard. I watched this movie last night, and it's god awful.... but that scene at the end! I don't throw the word "literally" around, but this was literally the greatest thing in the history of history.
WARNING: Spoiler (if you had any interest in watching the movie + language)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2013 13:15:00 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler saying: "Eat dirt bitch" followed by what sounds to be a piledriver that breaks a zombies(?) neck should be in every movie ever made. Imagine 'Titanic' ending in such a fashion.
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