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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 13:59:40 GMT -5
Like I'd imagine one day the CEO mentioned we need a mascot and immediately a executive said "how about a monkey?" "Everyone loves monkeys and the CEO said "Done!" "What's next on the meeting list?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 14:01:15 GMT -5
I like to imagine that the Subway CEO is Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld.
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Post by Orange on Jul 3, 2013 14:02:17 GMT -5
....Subway has a mascot? If anything, I'd assume it was Jared.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 3, 2013 14:03:26 GMT -5
....Subway has a mascot? If anything, I'd assume it was Jared. I was about ready to say that it's not nice calling Jared a monkey. But are you serious? They have like a real monkey mascot? since when? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 14:05:44 GMT -5
....Subway has a mascot? If anything, I'd assume it was Jared. I was about ready to say that it's not nice calling Jared a monkey. But are you serious? They have like a real monkey mascot? since when? It's a CGI monkey. Like 2-3 years? Maybe longer |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 3, 2013 14:12:19 GMT -5
I was about ready to say that it's not nice calling Jared a monkey. But are you serious? They have like a real monkey mascot? since when? It's a CGI monkey. Like 2-3 years? Maybe longer Consider my mind blown. Every Subway commercial I see is Jared/Phelps/Strahan/Ohno/Some other random athlete... Mike Trout I think? I can honestly say I've never seen this monkey. Maybe it's regional? I'm midwest |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 14:13:22 GMT -5
It's a CGI monkey. Like 2-3 years? Maybe longer Consider my mind blown. Every Subway commercial I see is Jared/Phelps/Strahan/Ohno/Some other random athlete... Mike Trout I think? I can honestly say I've never seen this monkey. Maybe it's regional? I'm midwest I'm Canadian |
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jul 3, 2013 14:15:34 GMT -5
To the unaware, this is the Subway Monkey:  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 3, 2013 14:19:37 GMT -5
To the unaware, this is the Subway Monkey: I swear to you I've never seen that monkey before... ever. |
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 3, 2013 14:20:38 GMT -5
I have never seen that monkey in any Subway ad on TV.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jul 3, 2013 14:30:53 GMT -5
This monkey must be a Canadian thing.
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Post by Orange on Jul 3, 2013 14:33:08 GMT -5
Yeah, I've never once seen that monkey. Like PVV said, any Subway ad I've ever seen has just been Jared or some combination of athletes.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 3, 2013 14:46:15 GMT -5
Haven't seen him in the States yet. All we've got is Ryan Howard.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 3, 2013 16:24:37 GMT -5
This gives a whole new meaning to Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour. It would just be him eating at a Subway for an hour and being obnoxious to the patrons and employees, all with hilarious results.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 3, 2013 16:29:32 GMT -5
I believed it got dropped from the Canadian ad's, because all the Subway ad's I saw during the NHL playoffs were cartoon simian free.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 3, 2013 16:34:24 GMT -5
No the laziest mascot is the bomb defusing Sloth
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 16:36:37 GMT -5
I believed it got dropped from the Canadian ad's, because all the Subway ad's I saw during the NHL playoffs were cartoon simian free. Nope they are still airing them. I saw one today where there was CGI Avocado and Spinach walking towards the other CGI toppings like Tomato and Onion others lead by the CGI Monkey with the announcer saying Avocado and Spinach are now the newest members of Subways Topping family |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 3, 2013 17:03:35 GMT -5
They should sell some sort of banana fruit sandwich.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2013 17:04:00 GMT -5
Nah. A lazy mascot is when you just have a walking, talking version of your product. So that's like, at least 50% of mascots.
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