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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 14, 2013 9:12:27 GMT -5
- RVD drives a VW motor caravan to ringside and sprays everybody with bong water and grabs the briefcase in the ensuing melee
- RVD just rolls up late near the finish holding a pizza, wearing flip flops and a speedo and a leather jacket telling everyone to chill, they follow his advice and he sneaks up the ladder for the win
- RVD wins by count out when he tells everyone they're all dust in the wind and they all stand around mesmerized, minds blown
- RVD gets Mr. Fuji to hand him a Frisbee to blind everyone with
- Everyone else in the match is accidentally shot by nihilists who are chasing RVD
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 14, 2013 9:19:48 GMT -5
The referee is Bill Alfonso.
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Post by The Trashman on Jul 14, 2013 10:11:18 GMT -5
He climbs up and grabs the suitcase
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Post by Essential1 on Jul 14, 2013 10:34:20 GMT -5
He doesn't make his entrance like everyone else instead 5 minutes into the match he gets the guys in the truck to play his awful TNA theme while everyone stares at the ramp in disgust while he sneaks up the ladder and grabs the belt.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 14:45:49 GMT -5
You had me at bong water bath, that is awesome.
Does this mean that everyone else in the match is Donny, and thus out of their element?
Whoa.
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Post by hargh on Jul 14, 2013 14:58:46 GMT -5
He's been working on his arm muscles.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 14, 2013 16:48:27 GMT -5
The referee is Bill Alfonso. But how would that give RVD an advantage? Fonzie calls it right down the middle, daddy! |
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jul 14, 2013 16:51:53 GMT -5
Everybody gets a contact high, goes out for nachos and abandons the match.
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Post by snopes on Jul 14, 2013 17:30:25 GMT -5
RVD patiently chain smokes blunts till the big spot which knocks everyone out , runs into ring and gets briefcase, is released, Sheamus wins briefcase next night on raw
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jul 14, 2013 18:28:46 GMT -5
He smokes some good stuff and somehow manages to do a helicopter kick, knocking the briefcase down from the ceiling.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 14, 2013 18:45:08 GMT -5
RVD does the Swamp-Ass Stinkface. Everyone gets pinkeye except for RVD. His eyes are like that because he is really high
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 19:34:54 GMT -5
RVD smokes a trashbag full of weed in the ring, then uses the pot cloud to float up and get the MITB briefcase.
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Post by The Pixel on Jul 15, 2013 2:21:36 GMT -5
Everyone else gets into his stash of brownies and gets wellnessed before the match
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 15, 2013 10:58:36 GMT -5
Well at this point I think we're gonna need a time machine of some sort.
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