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Post by Orange on Jul 15, 2013 16:34:44 GMT -5
And it was... not fun. At all. I don't know how or why, but I somehow got a job with the WWE dealing with behind the scenes stuff. Over the course of a few weeks, I actually had a pretty decent working relationship with Stephanie McMahon and HHH. Vince didn't seem to be there all but a few minutes, so that's why I'm leaving him out. Anyway, whilst dealing with backstage... dealings, there was a new wrestler walking around backstage, but he wasn't supposed to be on TV or anything, so I'm assuming he was a new guy that they were just showing around. So, I'm walking around with HHH and I see the back of this male wrestler (who was in a suit, by the way, given that he wasn't due to wrestle) and he has hair that really resembles Stephanie's. So, I tell HHH, not even thinking about it "hey, that kind of looks like your wife" and I point to the guy. Dude turns around and is one of the most vile looking guys I have ever seen; he looks like an aardvark on a human's body. Now, given that I couldn't see the guy's face and was obviously, to me, referring to his hair, I didn't realize that the statement would offend HHH, and BOY did it. I tried to explain to him that I was referring to his hair, but he was having none of it. A couple days later, he calls me into his office and Stephanie, Vince and that wrestler are sitting down. HHH, like a principal, tells me to repeat to Stephanie what I had told him in regards to the wrestler's appearance. So, I repeat it to her, but make sure that she knows I was talking about his hair. Long story short, I got fired and was banned from ever returning to WWE Headquarters. So... yeah. That's what my job experience with the WWE was like.
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Post by Richard on Jul 15, 2013 16:36:57 GMT -5
I thought this story was going to end with a Pedigree. Now I'm disappointed.
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Post by Orange on Jul 15, 2013 16:37:33 GMT -5
I thought this story was going to end with a Pedigree. Now I'm disappointed. Given how angry he was, I'm surprised it didn't.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 16:59:48 GMT -5
Bo Dallas?
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Tarik Dee on Jul 15, 2013 19:16:50 GMT -5
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Post by Orange on Jul 15, 2013 19:26:18 GMT -5
You know what? That absolutely works. The wrestler in my dream was Bo Dallas.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jul 15, 2013 19:34:48 GMT -5
This just makes me hate Bo Dallas more for getting you fired. As if I needed another reason to despise him.
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Post by Orange on Jul 15, 2013 22:49:42 GMT -5
This just makes me hate Bo Dallas more for getting you fired. As if I needed another reason to despise him. I just couldn't figure out why everybody got so pissed off even though I explained myself, and then to get banned from the premises was pretty extreme, in my opinion. I really wish there was more to the dream about what happened afterwards, but there wasn't. Twas an odd dream indeed.
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Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jul 15, 2013 23:39:27 GMT -5
As punishment, Orange gets jobbed out to Aardvark Hofshlokken, and then wished well in his future endeavors. Bo Dallas appears in a cameo role for no reason whatsoever. Strange dream indeed.
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 15, 2013 23:51:26 GMT -5
That Bo Dallas guy sure is an asshole, right Orange??? (slowly covers Inception machine)
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Jul 18, 2013 17:33:47 GMT -5
This is why I love FAN, I'm guaranteed to laugh hysterically at least once a day.
Sucks you got buried.
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Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 18, 2013 20:58:51 GMT -5
DAMN YOU, BO DALLAS!!!! YOU COST ORANGE HIS ONE SHOT AT WORKING IN THE WWE!!!! YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!!
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Post by Lila on Jul 18, 2013 21:02:27 GMT -5
Still doesn't beat HHH getting mad at me for wanting tile in our house and pavement outside.
I still don't know what caused that dream.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 21:07:01 GMT -5
This just makes me hate Bo Dallas more for getting you fired. As if I needed another reason to despise him. I just couldn't figure out why everybody got so pissed off even though I explained myself, and then to get banned from the premises was pretty extreme, in my opinion. I really wish there was more to the dream about what happened afterwards, but there wasn't. Twas an odd dream indeed. Even Jesus Christ would punch you in the face if you told him he looked like Bo Dallas
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 21:08:40 GMT -5
Triple H keeps getting angry in my dreams but that's usually because I'm sleeping with his wife.
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