SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now.

Urfarkendarf Hank Scorpio Posts: 5,089	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 9:45:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Urfarkendarf on Jul 17, 2013 9:45:33 GMT -5 For real. videos.pennlive.com/patriot-news/2013/07/a-rods_security_detail.html#incart_m-rpt-1

Sparkybob King Koopa I have a status? Posts: 10,993	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 9:50:01 GMT -5 Beets by Schrute, Demented, and 3 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sparkybob on Jul 17, 2013 9:50:01 GMT -5 During the A-rod investigation by MLB MLB Official: So what do you know about A-rod's steroid use? Snistky: It wasn't my fault!

chazraps Wade Wilson Better have my money when I come-a collect! Posts: 28,017	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 9:51:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chazraps on Jul 17, 2013 9:51:02 GMT -5 Wow, good for Snitsky. Seems like a hardworking guy.
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SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 9:51:27 GMT -5

Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 17, 2013 9:51:27 GMT -5

*Rabid fan runs at A-Rod only to get Big Booted*

"THAT. WASN'T. MY. FAULT!" *guitar riff*

Seriously though, A-Rod's the ~~lucky sumbitch~~ fella dating Torrie Wilson isn't he? Wonder if she hooked Snitsky up with the job.

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SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 9:54:09 GMT -5 percymania likes this

Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 9:54:09 GMT -5

I have to say this; Snitsky looks a lot better with facial hair. I really don't understand why the hell they decided to shave him bald, mess up his teeth, and give him those inane promos.

But I'm glad he's doing alright for himself, and that the world is full of wonderful and interesting opportunities.

mizerable Fry's dog Seymour You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Posts: 23,475	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 10:23:56 GMT -5 Squirrel Master likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mizerable on Jul 17, 2013 10:23:56 GMT -5 It's nice to see that he's brushing his teeth again.
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Albino Heat Don Corleone You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!! Posts: 2,095	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 10:30:07 GMT -5 via mobile babyfootball, anticonscience, and 1 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Albino Heat on Jul 17, 2013 10:30:07 GMT -5 God help the woman who wants A-Rod to kiss her baby.

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sunnytaker Hank Scorpio Posts: 7,252	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 10:55:23 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sunnytaker on Jul 17, 2013 10:55:23 GMT -5 a-rod better not have kids while he's around. first time having to babysit probably wouldn;t go too well for the tyke.

tigermaskxxxvii Hank Scorpio Posts: 6,911	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 11:05:41 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 17, 2013 11:05:41 GMT -5 Well, now A-Rod will be covered if he ever gets slapped with a paternity suit.
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 12:23:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 12:23:21 GMT -5 A-Rod has a security detail because he's playing in the minors right now? What a bitch.

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SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 12:54:17 GMT -5 babyfootball, Demented, and 3 more like this

Post by Lancers on Jul 17, 2013 12:54:17 GMT -5

A-Rod: "Man, this job search for a bodyguard has been really, really hard honey. I've gone over several hundred candidates and not a single one fits my needs."

Torrie: "Well......I know a guy who might work."

A-Rod: "I'm listening."

Torrie: "It's just.....I don't know....he's a little....."

A-Rod: "Midget?"

Torrie: "No. The man's a little strange. Like psychologically unhinged."

A-Rod: "That's good. Who wants to mess with a strange guy? Those kind of guys are unpredictable. Nobody would mess with me calling me names like cheater and druggie when he's standing right next to me with them crazy eyes. Those names hurt me so bad, Torrie! I'm not a cheater! Everybody's taking PEDs!"

Torrie: "I know baby. You are a product of a vicious system that rewards morally ambiguous behavior with multi-million dollar contracts and endorsement deals while punishing that same behavior when its beneficial to the public opinion of an organization receiving backlash for looking the other way while they made massive profits off genetically enhanced talent."

A-Rod: "Is this guy one of your wrestling buddies?"

Torrie: "Yes."

A-Rod: "Is it Snitsky?"

Torrie: "His.....wait.....holy shit! How did you know?"

A-Rod: "Honey I've taken so many steroids, I can actually see inside your mind and read your thoughts."

Torrie: "What am I thinking now?"

A-Rod: "I'm not doing that until you shave."

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	SNITSKY is one of A-Rod's bodyguards now. Jul 17, 2013 14:05:05 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 14:05:05 GMT -5 A-Rod is assembling a WWE stable without being in the WWE. Impressive, Mr. Drug User Who'll Probably Be Kicked Out Of The MLB Soon Because Even The Yankees Hate His Guts. Impressive.