Who would you love to bury?

[Essential1]

If you were in charge is there anyone you would totally bury? It could be a current name or a superstar from the past you would bring back just to bury, either way...they wouldn't see it coming.

I'd choose Miz. I choose Miz based on the fact he is a terrible face. I'd have him feud with JTG. I don't know how or
why they would crosspaths but I'd make it happen. Somehow JTG gets several wins over The Miz, and slowly moves up the card.

[Sparkybob]

AJ, since I would love to bury my [BANNED]

[Totorob101]

Triple H

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Vince

[Hit Girl]

I wouldn't bury anyone. It's detrimental to the company


However, if I HAD to, it'd be Hornswoggle. He'd get beatings every week.

It'd be a regular segment. Someone kicking his head in.

[celticjobber]

The Miz and Sheamus. Both of them really suck. Especially the Miz...

Sheamus is boring and his character annoys the piss out of me.

[Sc]

CM Punk

[BRV]

Remember that time when Stephanie McMahon talked down to AJ like she was f***ing two years old, then browbeat Kaitlyn and all the other Divas for having the audacity to look Medusa in the eye without immediately turning to stone? In a perfect world, Stephanie McMahon flexes her muscles at Kaitlyn, and Kaitlyn responds by throwing Stephanie through the f***ing TitanTron, into the sun, and never to be seen on WWE television again.

[Bo Rida]

Goldberg.
First of all the "dream match" against Ryback which he'd lose in about two minutes after Ryback no-sold the spear and jackhammer.
Then he'll start a cruiser-weight challenge where he'd lose to a different high-flyer each week.
Then he'd lose to Jericho.
He'd make a sexist comment about spearing Kaitlyn and have various humorous skits of him and Lawler attending a sexual harassment workshop run by Vince and HHH.
He'd then announce his retirement tour, in MSG, with Austin in the ring.

For that last month he'd be Gillberg's sidekick for a while, he'd lose to Hornswaggle, Gillberg would then win beat him in Goldberg's last ever match.

[Bear Skin Rug]

Jul 22, 2013 17:33:43 GMT -5 Sc said:

CM Punk

I always do this on EWR. My favorite way is to have him lose clean and then run away after the match.

[Chip]

Del Rio, he's probably the only person on the roster I personally see no upside to. Everyone else has some quality that makes me like them or at least see the value in them. Not so with Del Rio.

[Straight Edge Scrotum]

Chris Jericho. He's done absolutely nothing for me since I first saw him in ECW.

[Pipe_Bomb2k13]

Jul 22, 2013 17:22:05 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

I wouldn't bury anyone. It's detrimental to the company


However, if I HAD to, it'd be Hornswoggle. He'd get beatings every week.

It'd be a regular segment. Someone kicking his head in.

You could have Orton punt him every single show!

[4real]

HHH definitely. Never been a fan.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I love Jack Swagger, but he needs to get some kind of comeuppance for getting the DUI in the middle of a big push, and imo, randomly jobbing to the likes of Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, and Sheamus, who have nothing to gain from it, isn't enough.

Let's say Swagger wins the Intercontinental Title. Hey, it might not seem like a punishment, but remember, midcard champions job a lot. He retains his title for a few months through flukey means...being booked to have to resort to trickery, cheating, and interference from Zeb/Cesaro....just to beat the likes of Zack Ryder, Yoshi Tatsu, and random NXT guys called up just to be jobbers. Most of these title defenses take place on Superstars, Main Event, and NXT as well.

After defeating the randomly called up Jake Carter with a low blow, running his head into an exposed turnbuckle, Cesaro running in and uppercutting the poor sap behind the referee's back AND pinning him with his feet on the ropes, Swagger grabs the mic and cuts a promo about how no one can stop him. He is interrupted by Alex Riley, but Swagger quickly laughs Riley off and cuts the most epic promo in his career:

"Is this the best that the WWE has to give me? Alex, you don't belong here. The only reason you're even standing in front of me right now and not in a jail cell is because you rode the coattails of a wannabe celebrity who happens to work here. You're nothing more than glorified white trash, and it was a mistake for WWE Management to think other wise. "

When Swagger says that, the commentators start giggling, and making "Pot, meet kettle" comments.

Swagger motions to the IC Title around his waist, and says, "Get on your knees and admire that which you will never have, a championship."

Riley is hesitant to do so.

Swagger continues, "Be grateful that you're actually on TV. This is the longest time you've been on RAW in months! I'm the one who made you famous. Not The Miz, Not Dolph Ziggler, Not Vickie Guerrero, Not Chris Jericho, Not CM Punk, Not even John Cena! Even having a horrible cage match with John Cena or you tripping on your own two feet out of the Royal Rumble didn't get anyone to know who you are. Your biggest claim to fame is ME dropping you on your head and into obscurity. I hold your fifteen minutes of fame in my hands!"

Riley is genuinely saddened, and brought down by Swagger's words. Swagger forces Riley to his knees and shoves the belt (which is around Swagger's waist) in his face, basically trying to bully and humiliate the smaller Riley. When Riley's had enough he just kicks Swagger in the balls, making him curl up in the fetal position.

Riley demands a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, but HHH tells him that he can't just get a title match by beating up the champion . He has to earn it by moving up the ranks. He tells Riley that if he beats an opponent chosen by HHH, he will get a title match.

Riley's handpicked opponent is Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler cuts a promo stating, "Alex Riley, you and I are a lot alike. We're both in the WWE since day one of our respective wrestling careers. People thought that just because we were two pretty boys that never worked the independent scene that we couldn't wrestle. Well we're going to steal the show and prove the world wrong." The two of them have a very intense, competitive face vs. face match. Swagger makes his way down to interfere in the match, but then l *LET'S SLUT IT UP!!!!* starts playing and AJ comes skipping out to the ring. Big E runs out behind her, and plows Swagger over on his way to the ring just to make him look like a bigger putz.

Ziggler starts arguing with AJ, and then Big E gives him the Big Ending, getting Riley disqualified. Big E gives A-Ry his finisher as well. Swagger gets into the ring, and argues with Big E and AJ for a bit, but then AJ slaps him, and Big E gives Swagger his finisher as well. Big E grabs Swagger, and positions him face down, ass up, while piling Riley and Ziggler on top of him.

The title happens anyway simply because Brad Maddox wants to have fun at Swagger's expense. We get the big epic standing in the corner introductions. When the bell rings, Swagger talks trash to Riley for about thirty seconds, and then Riley just immediately rolls him up for the 1-2-3, winning the IC title.

[Essential1]

[Yami Daimao]

Jul 22, 2013 17:38:42 GMT -5 BRV said:

Remember that time when Stephanie McMahon talked down to AJ like she was f***ing two years old, then browbeat Kaitlyn and all the other Divas for having the audacity to look Medusa in the eye without immediately turning to stone? In a perfect world, Stephanie McMahon flexes her muscles at Kaitlyn, and Kaitlyn responds by throwing Stephanie through the f***ing TitanTron, into the sun, and never to be seen on WWE television again.

That sounds like some She-Hulk/DBZ type of shit.

...

I approve.

[ededdneddy]

John Cena end of story

[BigBadZ]

Jul 22, 2013 17:07:05 GMT -5 Totorob101 said:

Triple H

The "OP" is going to delete your comment.

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A WWE Superstar: Hornswoggle. Have him getting squashed by everyone.

A diva (well, 2 divas): The Bella Twins