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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 17:37:38 GMT -5
ODB sends Brooke into the ropes. As she bounces back, slam!
ODB planted Brooke with that one!
Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
But not enough to keep her down!
ODB throws Brooke in the corner, then charges, but Brooke gets her feet up! As ODB staggers back, Brooke rolls her up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
And Brooke nearly caught her there!
Both women back up, ODB with a kick to the stomach! She goes to lift Brooke for the BAM!, but Brooke squirms free! She then runs the ropes…
AX BOMBAH!
Brooke delivers with that impressive clothesline!
Cover!
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2!
3!
Here is your winner, Brooke Hogan!
Just like I said. Brooke is a Hogan, gentlemen. And you can never count her out.
Certainly a most impressive performance by Brooke Hogan. Now, let’s head to the back…
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 17:41:11 GMT -5
We cut backstage where we see Magnus standing by with Hermie Sadler.
Hermie Sadler here with Magnus. Magnus, two weeks ago you had some harsh words for the Psycho Circus. And truth be told, I think alot of people shared those very same sentiments. However, do you think it's wise to speak out against a group who tends to hold a grudge the way they do?
Magnus simple shakes his head and chuckles, sliding his sunglasses from off his face.
Hermie, lad. Do I look like I'm afraid of clowns?
Well....
Absolutely not. And that's not to say that Eric Young, Sting, Morgan, and Garett are nothing but merry little pranksters. Borash... jury's still out on him. But they do remind me a hell of alot of those sorts of people. You see, when you went to the circus, what was the first thing that stood out to ya? Was it the mighty elephant balancing on balls for reasons I still can't fathom? Was it the demented tightrope walkers risking their lives by crossing the thinnest wire imaginable? Or was it the goofs running around in facepaint and wasting perfectly good seltzer water on each other?
Why is it that when people come back from the circus for the first time that more often than not they develop a phobia of those clowns? Why is it that when they return they can't go to a perfectly innocent birthday party without wetting their knickers?
You got me.
It's a damn good question. But you wanna know what I think? Tightrope walkers? Hell, that's impressive. Those people leave you applauding after you see them! The big tusked monstrosities? I mean sure, some might recoil at that, but alot of people would be quite impressed from what they just saw from much mighty creatures. But clowns? Well... clowns are strange, downright strange people. They live to make fools of themselves and make the audience laugh. But think about it: your a spry little runt whose barely crawled out of the womb. Your parents are taking you off to the circus for the first time! Of course you probably have no idea what it is, but Hell, not like you have much choice at that age.
So you get there, sit in your mum's lap. You watch the show, maybe suck on your pacifier, munch on some popcorn, or whatnot. Then BAM! A bloody white faced creature pops out and starts doing the most ridiculous things you've ever seen! That one moment, that first moment you see them you're scarred for life. You can never look at those people the same way again.
Now I'm not painting all of them into the same category, but you have to admit that is a pretty common occurence. And it's the same thing with Young and his goons. They think they're doing the right thing tearing this company down, they've got a perfectly valid reason in their mind for doing so, and hell, they might even see themselves as the bloody heroes in this little picture! But you see, just like with the clown whose just trying to get a laugh or two, they're freaking people out, they're making them uncomfortable, and they're making TNA a much worse place than it's ever been before.
Hermie, that doesn't right with me, not one bit. Because Young, no matter what he claims, is hurting people. He's hurting them without a shred of remorse as he continues his merry crusade to tear TNA down from the inside-out. And it's gone too damn far! He's even corrupting people like Bischoff's own son! What sort of sicko does something like that?! I mean Garett, yeah, he had a point in being held back, but Young exploited that and turned him into another of his little puppets. Him and that freak Sting, who no doubt showed him how from his days back in the Revelation.
So Garett's got it in himself to hit his dad where it hurts, by striking back at the company's he's been helping operate for nearly a year. Just because his old man wouldn't let him be a wrestler he's joined some ludicrous quest to destroy this company. Just like the spoiled child who throws a fit when he doesn't get what we wants.
I think it's clear that Bischoff's baby boy is in need of some discipline. And that's this Sunday I'm going to be the one to deliver it. You see, last time we fought the whole mess ended without a finish. So I figure we may as well do it one more time so we can see a proper winner. And that's why I talked to Eric and he agreed to give me my rematch. So it'll be Magnus vs Garett Bischoff at Hardcore Justice... in a No-Holds Barred Match. And I tell you, Hermie, that suits me right fine.
Garett has yet to get a proper initation into our company. So I intend to give him just that when I beat him all over the arena till he cries uncle. Or perhaps daddy might be more appropriate in this context.
Eric and his little circus are going to learn that they can't take over this company just because they feel like it. Because there are people that are more than happy to stand up for it. People like me. People like Mr. Anderson. People like Kurt Angle. People like Hamada. And as long as there are still people like that in this company then Young will never win. Because I just won't let that happen!
Magnus glares into the camera as we cut to the next scene.
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 29, 2013 17:43:44 GMT -5
Hol-Hold's Barred?
Magnus, you're drunk.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 17:44:40 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The CaveIntroducing first, from Fairfax, Virginia, Christian York!We cut to an inset of York filmed earlier today. If I could be taken seriously for just one moment, allow me to talk about my situation. I've been absent since the Battle Royal when I was eliminated by that ingrate Kenny King, God I hate him... Sorry, where was I? Ah, yes. Manik. I've heard about what he's supposed to be about and so decided to research that thing called "Strong Bad" from which he draws inspiration. Am I missing something? I don't get the joke. Are the insults the entire thing or is there something else? No matter. I have an, admittedly corny, joke of my own which is startlingly appropriate to my match tonight. It goes something like this. Tonight, Manik will become Manik-Depressive. Awful I know, but it gets the point across, and it's time to teach Manik that TNA is no laughing matter.York looking to get back on track here tonight. He's still determined to become X-Division Champion at some point. And a win over Perkins could be just the ticket he needs.And I have faith he can pull it off. York did pretty well in the battle royal a few weeks back. I tell you, it's only a matter of time before he gets his shot.Everybody, Everybody (90's Remix)His opponent, from Free Country, USA, TJ Perkins!This guy on the other hand... he's in need of a few shots. I don't know what happened to him, but he seriously needs to have his head examined.He looks just fine to me, Simon. And he's been doing well for himself too recently. Tonight he's got another chance to give the guys in the back a reason to give him a shot down the line.Christian York vs TJ Perkins 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 29, 2013 17:46:22 GMT -5
York with a dropkick.
IT IS A KICK OF THE HIGHEST, MOST PRESTIGIOUS RANK IMAGINABLE AND IN ALL LIKELIHOOD WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 17:46:57 GMT -5
York with a New York Minute.
I don't know what that is... nor do I know what a Hol-Holds Barred match is....
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 17:57:11 GMT -5
Manik nails York with a dropkick followed by a second one! As he stumbles forward he grabs and swings him down with a neckbreaker, floating over into the cover.
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York kicks out. As he rises Manik boots him in the gut, whipping him off the ropes, catching him as he comes back with a Japanese style Arm Drag! He then launches him with a second, York favoring his arm as he sits back up, Manik coming off the ropes and meeting him with a Shning Wizard! York crumples to the mat!
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York kicks out once more.
Perkins going on the offense early here! And he could take York at any moment!
Perkins waits for him to rise once more, charging in for a crossbody, but York catches him in mid-flight, turning it into a gutbuster! TJ flops to the mat, grabbing at his stomach and rising right into a Jumping DDT from York!
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TJ kicks out.
York turning things around with a vicious DDT! And Perkins could be in trouble.
York ascends to the top turnbuckle and waits for him to rise, leaping off and taking him down once more with a missile dropkick sending him rolling along the mat! Christian follows with a second cover.
1!
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Perkins gets the shoulder up.
York looks to the fallen Perkins, grabbing him as he rises and looking to finish him off with a swinging snap neckbreaker! As he spins around though, Perkins manages to counter, turning it into a german suplex! York however blocks it with a rake to the eyes! Perkins grabs at his face allowing York to snap him down successfully!
The Mood Swing! And that's surely a downer for Perkins!
Perkins crashes to the mat as York covers.
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3!
Here is your winner, Christian York!
And York with a decisive win over Perkins tonight. He's making a name for himself here in TNA slowly but surely. Petey and King better watch out because they could be looking at their next challenger.
We cut to Eric Bischoff backstage, who shakes his head.
Okay, I've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that this little rivalry between Mercer and Joe needs to come to an end. Therefore at Hardcore Justice we will see Samoa Joe and Tommy Mercer go one on one... in the first match of a best of five series for the TNA Legends Championship! This is the only way I think we can truly settle this rivalry between them. And the winner will go on to Bound for Glory to defend the championship against an opponent to be determined.
So Mercer, Joe, I wish you both the best of luck this Sunday. I look forward to seeing who proves themselves to be the better man between you.
Bischoff smiles and lounges back in his seat as we fade to commercial.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:02:16 GMT -5
Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer is backstage with Phil Shatter and Mark LoMonaco, Mercer looks angry as all hell.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer, your TNA Legends Champion, and I am highly offended by the actions of Eric Bischoff!
OFFENDED!
Not only am I forced into matches with the man I have handily dealt with in the Samoan Submission F*** You Samoa Joe. I have be forced to team with him in a tag match against the Kings of Ontario, this is unacceptable.
UNACCEPTABLE!
Now, we are powerful men, Eric, and you have made an enemy of Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer and ‘Top Gun’ Phil Shatter.
PO-
Will you stop with that bullshit.
Let old Top Gun tell you what is offensive, what is unacceptable, what is bullshit. Phil Shatter, the man who was not one month ago main evented a TNA Pay Per View against the World Champion Joey Ryan.
And what have I done since then, I have been given two matches in the Bound For Glory Series, this is incredibly unfair from me, because I need to be in matches to maintain my poll position in the Bound For Glory Series. Because I don’t need to have the most points, I just need to make the top four.
Calm down, Phil, it is very simple, I’m the TNA Legends Champion, you can count on that to get us exactly what we need from Nashville, say the word, and We’ll have the World.
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We good now?
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Good.
JOE! I don’t care what we have to do tonight, we are both competitors, I am far better than you, obviously, but we still are champions, it is time to take it to the X Division mooks and take them out with violence, defend the honor of the Legends Title Joe, and join the forces of good for the first time in your life.
Because you may win a few battles, but the war, the war was decided long ago.
We cut backstage to Kenny King with Brooke Hogan in a promo filmed earlier in the night.
Big night here on Impact, huh? TNA World Heavyweight Championship on the line. Joey Ryan vs. Sting vs. Harold. It was supposed to take place at Hardcore Justice but instead, the boss wants there to be an open challenge. Well on any other night, I'd snatch that opportunity right up but it just so happens I already have plans for September 1. I get my rightful rematch against Petey Williams for the X Division Championship. I also get to name the stipulation after beating the clock last week. While Petey having one arm tied behind his back would be entertaining for me, I don't want people saying I can't get the job done under fair conditions. I don't want a ladder match or Ultimate X because I want the satisfaction for being able to pin Petey. However, I also want to beat the hell out of him, all over the arena. Best way to do that? A little match we like to call Falls Count Anywhere. I can pin Petey in the parking lot, I can pin him up in the rafters, I could pin him in the Knockouts locker room. I'm willing to go to those lengths if that's what it takes. No matter where we end up though, the X Division Championship comes home that night.
Now as far as tonight goes...
As far as tonight goes, I remind everyone why I am the Queen of TNA. Bruce Pritchard decided I'm not worthy of being in the number one contender's match at Hardcore Justice. He doesn't want to see me as TNA Women's Champion. Far as I'm concerned, he's just delaying the inevitable. Tonight, ODB gets put in her place because when a dog gets too old and crazy, you put it down. ODB herself will tell you she's a bitch. Well tonight, the bitch finds out she can't beat Brooke.
Then there's what might as well be the main event of the evening. Petey Williams gets to ride my coattails as I guide us to victory. I'm getting tired of Samoa Joe and I'm getting sick of Tommy "Rose" Mercer. There's no such thing as monsters and I have my doubts that Lake Erie even exists. There's no such thing as a nation of violence either but given the size of Joe's ego, you can't blame him for thinking more people were on board. The only thing that is real is that nothing beats a King in this game and this Sunday, K Double gets the X Double. Two time champion, two times better than Petey, two times more charismatic than Ruby Tom, two times the skill of Joe from Samoa and two times more of a man than anyone else on the TNA roster.
Bow down to the King.
We cut to the back where we see Petey Williams standing by, X-Division Championship draped over his shoulder. Hermie Sadler is standing by.
Hermie Sadler with the X-Division Champion, Petey Williams. Petey, tonight you team with your opponent at Hardcore Justice, Kenny King. And as you may have just heard he's already selected the stipulation for your match this Sunday: a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Do you think this hurts your chances at retaining the belt?
Petey chuckles and shakes his head.
Hermie, do you think that just because the rules are a little different that it's going to be enough to keep me from holding onto my belt? I'll admit, King picked a damn good stipulation for our rematch. A Falls Count Anywhere match means that he can fight me wherever and however he wants. Whether it be in the parking lot, the concession stand, the face of Mars, or G-$hadow's locker room...
Who?
Don't ask... it doesn't really matter. Because a highly trained athlete like myself, well I know how to take the fight to my opponent's from any and all directions! I've been training my ass off ever since I found out King was going to be my next challenger. And you know, I'm sort of glad that he won. Because some people say that my win last month was a fluke. That I got lucky and if there was another opportunity King would take his belt back without hesitation. And honestly... I can't say I agree. I mean I give King plenty of credit because he is a fantastic competitor in the ring. I've seen him do some pretty amazing things from between those ropes. But unfortunately all of those amazing things are hampered a great deal because of his attitude.
King feels that he's entitled to anything and everything, no matter what. If he loses a match... it wasn't his fault. It was the referee or Mike Tenay or the lights got in his eyes... or it was raining outside that day... or a black cat crossed his path on the way to the arena... or he stubbed his toe... or Rhett Titus forgot to wish him a happy birthday.
Who?
Watch your tapes, Hermie. Well King, you've been complaining about how you're entitled to anything and everything for a long while ever since you were snubbed in the Bound for Glory Series. And to that I say get over it! I mean it's been months since that thing started. Move on with your life and focus on other things, things like tonight and teaming with me against a monstrous pair in Samoa Joe and Tommy Mercer.
We've faced these two before a few times in the past, and they've given us a tough fight every time out. Say what you will about Mercer's arrogance or Joe's anger issues, but the two of them are both formidable opponents. And I'm absolutely not looking past either one of them tonight. Because I can't afford to. If I make a mistake, well that's just one more war wound I wear into battle this Sunday against Kenny. And a guy as good as him, I need to be at my best if I want to beat him again.
So King, tonight you and I are allies. And you have my word that I will give my all tonight even if it's to save you. But this Sunday, there's no alliance, no sense of kinship between us. Because I am going into Hardcore Justice with one purpose on my mind: to win and to retain this belt here. And you can stand in my way all you like, but I'm going to do everything within my power to fend you off. This Sunday we're gonna tear the arena down around us, and only one man will be left standing as the X-Division Champion.
Best of luck, King. Both for tonight and for this Sunday.
Williams makes his exit.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:06:24 GMT -5
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!Nation of ViolenceIntroducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, Samoa Joe!We cut to an in-set filmed earlier. I have been..understandably silent since Tommy Mercer's second fluke win over me. In my time away, I've begun the process of filing a complaint against TNA for mismanagement.
I'm gonna keep this f***ing short and sweet tonight. I'm gonna win this best out of five series. And if that shit Tommy Mercer thinks he can compete.
IT A- Ah, forget it.]Joe not in a good mood tonight. Then again he never seems to be in a good mood.Ever since he lost his FTW Championship to Mercer he's been bound and determined to win it back anyway possible. And after the draw a few weeks ago he's especially hungry.Long TimeHis partner, accompanied by Mark LoMonaco, from Cleveland, Ohio, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer!Mercer on the other hand feels that he won the belt fair and square and that he deserves to hold onto it.He does have a point. Mercer beat Joe last month and Joe failed to beat him in the rematch. So as far as I'm concerned Joe should get to the back of the line!First Things FirstTheir opponents, first, accompanied by Brooke Hogan, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kenny King!King on the other hand is also hungry for gold as he looks determined to win back his X-Division Championship from the new champion, Petey Williams.Which could effect this match without a doubt and how well those two get along.Maple Leaf MuscleHis tag team partner, from Windsor, Ontario Canada, he is the TNA X-Division Champion, Petey Williams!And Williams wants to prove that his win wasn't a fluke, that he truly deserved to win the belt. And he could certainly do just that if he can beat King again this Sunday.But in a Falls Count Anywhere match, well the chances of him winning are a little lower then in a normal match. And King can do whatever he feels he needs to in order to take his belt back.Samoa Joe and Tommy Mercer vs Kenny King and Petey Williams 10 Minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 29, 2013 18:09:21 GMT -5
Oh it's a Best of Five is it? Wasn't aware of that.
Anyhow, Petey with a move that has something to do with a title defense at the PPV. I'd call it the Canadian Destroyer.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:17:44 GMT -5
Mercer and King exchange blows in the middle of the ring, King eventually ducking a shot and nailing him with an Enziguri! Mercer stumbles forward, King lifting him up and tossing him with an exploder suplex! He makes the cover.
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Mercer kicks out. He grapss his neck as he rises, King booting him in the gut and coming off the ropes, nailing him in the side of the head with a low dropkick! He then springs off the other side and comes down with a rolling senton, driving the air out of his opponent. Mercer arches off the mat in pain, King hooking the leg.
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Mercer kicks out.
Not enough to keep the... LE...GEND...ARY... Champion down. Mercer is still hanging in there.
King waits for him to rise and rebound once more, coming off the ropes with a crossbody. Mercer however catches him in mid-move, driving him down with a powerslam!
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King kicks out. Tommy makes his way over to other side, tagging out to Joe. Joe storms into the ring nailing King with clothesline after clothesline, knocking Williams off the apron for good measure. He grabs Mercer as he rises, driving him down with an STO for good measure as he makes the pin.
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King kicks out.
And King taking the larger man down, but not out.
Joe comes off the ropes looking for a senton, but Mercer nails him from behind with a knee to the back! Arching over, Joe staggers forward, King rolling him up with a small package!
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Here are your winners, Kenny King and Petey Williams!
King surprises Joe there with a little help from Mercer! Definitely not how Joe wanted things to go! Joe is more then ready to face Mercer, especially after that. The question is... who will be left standing at the end of this series between them?
King quickly rolls to the outside as Joe looks furious, turning back around to Mercer who exits the ring apron as well. The two men stare each other down, Mercer holding up his championship with a grin.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:21:51 GMT -5
We head backstage to Rosita on the phone.
Yeah so how'd your test with the doctors go, baby? What did the say?
Rosita listens and grows a huge smile.
Aww, that's awesome news hun. So when are you going to start rehabbing to get in wrestling shape?
Rosita listens and her eyes bug out.
Are you sure about that? I think that its way too early...
Rosita listens and apparently interrupts.
Of course I have confidence in you. But baby, you just survived cancer. Just because you're my superman doesn't mean you have to literally be Superman.
Rosita listens and smiles.
Aww, that's so sweet. Okay I got to go, nearly match time. Kisses.
Rosita kisses the phone before hanging up. She turns to the cameraman.
Rosita, you ready for the triple threat 9 woman tag match tonight?
*SIGH* It's always work work work with you. Can't I just have some ME-time? You want to talk about the three on three on three tag? Its simple.
We got three teams, each with three knockouts.
You gots the Beautiful People and Hamada. And I assure that Hamada ain't a fan of the Beautiful People. You gots Holly, Hannah, and Gail. The twins will be fine, but Gail only cares about herself. Then you gots Brooke, Sara Rita, and me. Brooke is okay in my books. And despite Lady Sara being all LA TI DA, she's not half bad in the ring. And nowhere near as annoying.
So the way I sees it, we got two combustable teams and a team with good busts.
Hamada ain't no beauty queen, and she don't wanna be one anytime soon. She's gonna hate her partners so much that I doubt she'll be able to focus on us. Gail rubs all the girls the wrong way, and some men the right way if you catch my drift. But she's all about herself and thinks she is the Queen Bee around here. Well Holly and Hannah may be new, but I doubt they want to be second bananas to anyone, especially someone like Gail.
And then there's our team. The one with no real problems. Brooke does her thing, Sara and I don't really care. We're fine with it. Rita and I tried teaming and it went okay, so I guess there is a bit of a brain in that bitch's cabeza. So we're all good. It don't take no rocket science to solve this one, the only team that won't self destruct will win.
Final question, how come when you were on the phone you talked normal? Then now, you suddenly shifted into a lot more... urban and latina?
Because f*** you, gringo. I do what I want.
Rosita does a snap before exiting the shot.
We cut to the back where we see Lady Sara Rita and KCW conversing backstage.
My dear flower, must you insist on competing with that... filthy urchin, Rosita? She's nowhere near your level of class! She may corrupt the values I have worked so hard to instill upon you. And were that to happen, it would be the greatest tragedy since I lost my glorious Television title.
Now, now, Kerwin. You know as well as I that I cannot simply sit back forever and hang over your shoulder. I am a lady who desires to compete within the ring and that thirst must be quenched. While I do truly enjoy spending time with you, I cannot devote each and every single moment at your side. After all... I want to be more than simply the hanger on of the great KCW. I want to achieve things on my own as well! And I can't do that twirling my parasol while standing and cheering for you in your corner all the time.
Yes, yes... I understand that. But still... Rosita? You may as well have teamed with that harlot, ODB! At least people could mistake her for a man. But Rosita... she does the female race an injustice every time she opens her filthy mouth!
...Yes, she has a few rough edges that need to be buffed out, but not to worry, my dear. Eventually I will do my best to help her shape up and become a much more suitable tag team partner for me. But right now we have only just begun teaming together. And I would hate to endanger things at such an early juncture. Especially considering the success we have had thus far.
...As you wish. I may not agree with your decision, but I will abide by it. But the second that she starts rubbing off on you, dear Sara, don't come crying to me about how she ruined those fine dresses I have bought for you time and time again nor should you spout the same sort of unrefined language she tends to spew from that filthy tongue of hers.
At the end of the day, you may be her tag team partner, but you are still my lady, and I thus expect nothing but the best for you. And the second that you turn your back on me....
Now, now, I would never turn my back upon you! This is simply... an experiment for now. And I am praying that it will have great success for me. Besides, with the women's tag champions having held those belts for so long, imagine how wonderful an accomplishment it would be for me to be one of those to relieve them of their precious gold! Besides, it would make such a wonderful accessory, would it not? More than suited for a woman of my fine tastes.
You do make a good point. Very well, I shall allow this alliance for now. Just don't forget about your dear KCW is all I ask. I care for you so much, after all. And I would hate to see something terrible happen to the lady I love.
Oh... don't be silly. A woman of my moral fiber can never be corrupted, no matter how stong the influence! Now, watch my match here tonight against as I align with Rosita and... that vile biker woman against those other unrefined women and I will show you what I can do. And just like you have shown me time and time again, I gurantee you will be more than impressed.
Lady Sara Rita leans in and kisses KCW on the cheek, making him blush, before making her exit. He chuckles and sits back in a chair nearby.
Godderz! Fetch me a glass of my finest wine. We have a most lovely lady to watch dominate tonight.
A load of crap!
Gail Kim walks into the shot.
That’s what this is! It’s a load of crap that I have to team tonight with the two least experience women on the roster! Three days before I regain the Women’s Championship, I have to deal with this?!
Oy! You think we’re looking forward to this anymore than you are? We’d rather be giving Joey his pre-match massages than having to team with you.
Holly, Gail, chill. For better or worse, we’re partners tonight, so we better start acting like it.
Your sister’s right.
OK, so what’s the plan? I do the heavy lifting, then you two pull a little Twin Magic and we go skipping off into the sunset the winners?
Twin Magic?
Holly groans.
Please, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Besides, we can carry our weight too, you know!
We want Velvet and Angelina. We came close to beating them at Slammiversary, tonight, we’re sending them a message, that we want a rematch!
OK, fine. I’ve got Hamada, since I’m sure she’s gunning for me after least week.
Nothing personal, “Champ.” But I’ll be damned if I’m about to let an opportunity to regain my title slip by.
What about Rosita, Brooke, and Lady Sara?
Oh yeah, them. We might have to work the other three to take them out first…
And then may the best team win.
Exactly! OK, maybe this won’t be so bad.
Gail, trust me. Holly and I are with you one hundred percent. Now let’s go!
Holly exits first. Gail goes to follow, but Hannah pulls her back.
But just remember one thing. If you win Sunday, and I win Sunday, you’re going to be in for a very short run with that title…
Hannah let’s that hang ominously as she exits. Gail just watches, before cautiously following after her.[/font][/font][/font]
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:25:13 GMT -5
The following contest is a three team nine woman tag team match, and it is set for one fall. In this match, a Knockout can tag in by breaking up a pin attempt or by replacing one of the legal women should they leave the ring.Puppet on a StringIntroducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Gail Kim! And her partners, from Manchester, England, Hannah and Holly!Gail and The Twins should make for an interesting trio.Call them Team Maybe. As in maybe I see something in them, Tenay. But it’s a big maybe.I Tease, U TouchNext, accompanied by Tara, from Houston, Texas, Brooke Adams! And her partners, from Queens, New York, Rosita! And from Tampa, Florida, Lady Sara Rita!And I call the other three Team Maybe, because this is Team Simon! Three highly intelligent young women who know how to get the job done!Why not just call them Team Cheaters and get it over with?DogfightAnd from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and The Big Apple, respectively, they are the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People! And their partner, from Tokyo, Japan, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Hamada!And as you may have deduced, this is Team No Way, as in no way can any of them win at Hard Justice! Hamada might as well hand the title over to Brooke now, and The Beautiful People… well they aren’t winning either!Well, all nine of these women will be involved with Hard Justice this Sunday night. Which three will build that much needed momentum before then? We’re about to find out.Gail Kim and The Twins vs. Brooke Adams, Lady Sara Rita, and Rosita vs. Hamada and The Beautiful People 10 minutes
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 29, 2013 18:26:59 GMT -5
Rosita with a Character Development Bomb!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 18:27:48 GMT -5
Kim with a dropkick to Hamada!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:38:41 GMT -5
Breaking the tie for Team Kim Twins. She could use the momentum and her entire team technically promoed. --------------
Gail delivers a series of kicks to Brooke in the corner. She backs up to the opposite corner, then charges, delivering a handspring back elbow! Brooke staggers out of the corner, Gail catches her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Rosita breaks it up!
Rosita breaks up the pin and, per the rules of this match, can take over as the legal woman!
Rosita pulls Gail up and suplex’s her! She stomps away at the contender, then pulls her up by the hair, slam headfirst into the turnbuckle!
Attagirl, Rosita! Give her a headache like the one she’s given Brooke!
Rosita goes to fire Gail into the opposite corner, but Gail reverses it! Rosita into the buckles, as Hamada tag’s herself in! Gail charges, Stinger Splash! She pulls Rosita out of the corner, German suplex! She bridges up, but Hamada stomps Gail in the stomach!
The Women’s Champ may have knocked the wind out of Gail!
Hamada pulls Gail up, Irish whip. As Gail bounces back, Hamada delivers the pair of chops! Gail staggers back, Hamada with the Superkick! Cover!
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Holly breaks it up!
Holly saving the match for her team…
Velvet runs in and shoves Holly to the mat. This draws in Hannah, then Lady Sara, and soon all nine women are in the ring!
And now all hell’s breaking loose!
Hamada tosses Hannah to the outside, but Brooke then clip’s Hamada’s leg, before planting her with a reverse DDT! Holly delivers a double sledge shot across Brooke’s back, before being taken out by The Botox Injection!
It’s pure chaos! I don’t even know who the legal women are!
Angelina turns around, but Sara nails her with a tornado DDT! Cover!
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Gail breaks it up!
Gail breaking up the pin, and I believe that makes her and Sara the legal women…
Gail pulls Sara up, Sole Food! Cover!
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And that’s a win for Gail and The Twins!
Here are your winners, Gail Kim, Holly, and Hannah!
And Kim and the Twins pick up the win here tonight! A valiant effort but the other teams, but in the end they go into Hardcore Justice with the most momentum. And that'll definitely give them an advantage when the time comes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 18:39:40 GMT -5
Like I said, clusterf*** and I don't care.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2013 18:43:01 GMT -5
The Magnus clip from earlier is replayed. We cut backstage where we see Magnus standing by with Hermie Sadler. Hermie Sadler here with Magnus. Magnus, two weeks ago you had some harsh words for the Psycho Circus. And truth be told, I think alot of people shared those very same sentiments. However, do you think it's wise to speak out against a group who tends to hold a grudge the way they do?Magnus simple shakes his head and chuckles, sliding his sunglasses from off his face. Hermie, lad. Do I look like I'm afraid of clowns?Well....Absolutely not. And that's not to say that Eric Young, Sting, Morgan, and Garett are nothing but merry little pranksters. Borash... jury's still out on him. But they do remind me a hell of alot of those sorts of people. You see, when you went to the circus, what was the first thing that stood out to ya? Was it the mighty elephant balancing on balls for reasons I still can't fathom? Was it the demented tightrope walkers risking their lives by crossing the thinnest wire imaginable? Or was it the goofs running around in facepaint and wasting perfectly good seltzer water on each other?
Why is it that when people come back from the circus for the first time that more often than not they develop a phobia of those clowns? Why is it that when they return they can't go to a perfectly innocent birthday party without wetting their knickers?You got me.It's a damn good question. But you wanna know what I think? Tightrope walkers? Hell, that's impressive. Those people leave you applauding after you see them! The big tusked monstrosities? I mean sure, some might recoil at that, but alot of people would be quite impressed from what they just saw from much mighty creatures. But clowns? Well... clowns are strange, downright strange people. They live to make fools of themselves and make the audience laugh. But think about it: your a spry little runt whose barely crawled out of the womb. Your parents are taking you off to the circus for the first time! Of course you probably have no idea what it is, but Hell, not like you have much choice at that age.
So you get there, sit in your mum's lap. You watch the show, maybe suck on your pacifier, munch on some popcorn, or whatnot. Then BAM! A bloody white faced creature pops out and starts doing the most ridiculous things you've ever seen! That one moment, that first moment you see them you're scarred for life. You can never look at those people the same way again.
Now I'm not painting all of them into the same category, but you have to admit that is a pretty common occurence. And it's the same thing with Young and his goons. They think they're doing the right thing tearing this company down, they've got a perfectly valid reason in their mind for doing so, and hell, they might even see themselves as the bloody heroes in this little picture! But you see, just like with the clown whose just trying to get a laugh or two, they're freaking people out, they're making them uncomfortable, and they're making TNA a much worse place than it's ever been before.
Hermie, that doesn't right with me, not one bit. Because Young, no matter what he claims, is hurting people. He's hurting them without a shred of remorse as he continues his merry crusade to tear TNA down from the inside-out. And it's gone too damn far! He's even corrupting people like Bischoff's own son! What sort of sicko does something like that?! I mean Garett, yeah, he had a point in being held back, but Young exploited that and turned him into another of his little puppets. Him and that freak Sting, who no doubt showed him how from his days back in the Revelation.
So Garett's got it in himself to hit his dad where it hurts, by striking back at the company's he's been helping operate for nearly a year. Just because his old man wouldn't let him be a wrestler he's joined some ludicrous quest to destroy this company. Just like the spoiled child who throws a fit when he doesn't get what we wants.
I think it's clear that Bischoff's baby boy is in need of some discipline. And that's this Sunday I'm going to be the one to deliver it. You see, last time we fought the whole mess ended without a finish. So I figure we may as well do it one more time so we can see a proper winner. And that's why I talked to Eric and he agreed to give me my rematch. So it'll be Magnus vs Garett Bischoff at Hardcore Justice... in a No-Holds Barred Match. And I tell you, Hermie, that suits me right fine.
Garett has yet to get a proper initation into our company. So I intend to give him just that when I beat him all over the arena till he cries uncle. Or perhaps daddy might be more appropriate in this context.
Eric and his little circus are going to learn that they can't take over this company just because they feel like it. Because there are people that are more than happy to stand up for it. People like me. People like Mr. Anderson. People like Kurt Angle. People like Hamada. And as long as there are still people like that in this company then Young will never win. Because I just won't let that happen!We fade to Garett Bischoff. Hey losers. Its me, the star of the Psycho Circus and the current leading vote getter for Rookie of the Year on my own website, www.GarettBischoffPC.gov, which hit a record 45 views last week. But anyway, I'm here to talk about Magnus and a lot of the things he got wrong earlier tonight.
First off, he claims not to be afraid of clowns. But let's be real. Who wouldn't be afraid of this?The production truck flashes the picture below. Yeah, try to get to sleep after seeing that. That's scary as hell. Clowns come in all shapes and sizes, but I'm pretty sure that its common knowledge that they're all very scary.
Especially......if you don't see them coming.
Likewise Magnus, I don't think you see what is coming next. Because the rest of the Psycho Circus and I are some very scary clowns and I think we'll be able to easily get in your head. Maybe even trigger some bad dreams or a heart attack. And making things No Holds Barred just makes it all even more easier for me to do that. Imagine a crazy killer clown. Then you give him a squirt bottle of acid. Or a poisoned whipped cream pie. Or even something simple like an Axe, a sledgehammer, or a chair. You armed your nightmare. You just made the situation a whole lot worse.
The Psycho Circus is not something that can be stopped Magnus, it'll keep fighting until the war is over. We're men destined on creating change and we want TNA to die. Whether it takes a week, a month, or a year, we'll accomplish our goal. We'll deliver the final nail in the coffin of a company that should have been buried a long time ago. And no one, from Dixie to the Dixie Chicks. From Hulk Hogan to the Incredible Hulk. Nobody, including you, can stop that.
The Psycho Circus comes to town soon enough and Magnus, this Sunday you'll get caught up in the act. But don't get lost in the sights and sounds because things... are going to be getting a bit crazy around here. Garett smirks and the scene fades.
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 29, 2013 18:44:45 GMT -5
AND NOW, COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM BETHELAHAM, PENNSYLVANIA, IT'SSSSSSSSS MAIN EVENT TIME!
In the corner to my right the first challenger, he hails from Glendora, California and weighed in today at 190 pounds, HAROLD!
In the corner to my left, the second challenger, he hails from Venice Beach, California and weighed in today at 250 pounds, he is The Icon, This! Is! STING!
And in the middle of the ring, he hails from Los Angeles, California, and weighed in today at 210 pounds, he is the reigning! Defending! TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRRRLLLLLLD! JOEY! "MAGNUM"! RYAN!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 18:45:45 GMT -5
WHAT THE f***. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU LITTLE SHIT?
I'M GOING TO f***ING KILL GARETT AND WHOEVER WRITES FOR HIM. I'LL f***ING WELL USE THEIR BALLS AS A CHAMBER POT.
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