MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 20:47:32 GMT -5
Shark Boy ducks a Daniels dropkick. He springs onto the turnbuckle, leaping off and snapping him down with the Dead Sea Drop! He hooks the leg!
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Jersey Shore Shark Attack is now eligible to hang the belts. -----------
Okay... we'll just assume nobody hung the belts while Bad Influence was in the Penalty Box. Because it doesn't seem fair for Bad Influence to sit out in the final vote since they were eligible.
Final Round
Jersey Shore Shark Attack vs Bad Influence vs Psycho Circus
10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 20:48:41 GMT -5
Okay a normal vote. ...Now how does this work? Eric Young and Morgan toss Robbie E over the top rope.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 20:49:10 GMT -5
BAD INFLUENCE WITH A DOUBLE TEAM DIVEKICK TO THE CIRCUS!!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 20:49:57 GMT -5
Yeah, on second though we'll just do it like a normal vote. This has got convoluted enough as it is.
...Yeah, I can see why TNA stopped doing King of the Mountain matches now.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 20:51:28 GMT -5
Yeah, on second though we'll just do it like a normal vote. This has got convoluted enough as it is. ...Yeah, I can see why TNA stopped doing King of the Mountain matches now. I was joking. I figured just most votes win, but its your call.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 20:51:39 GMT -5
Young with a EYEYOH to Robbie E!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 20:51:56 GMT -5
Shark Boy with a Shark Bite to Kazarian.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 20:54:12 GMT -5
For the record, all three promos were strong, but things are heating up with the Psycho Circus, so I'd like to see this reign continue on, just to see where things are going.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 20:55:21 GMT -5
Bah. The one time it doesn't change on the V1.
Congrats Spartan.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 20:58:25 GMT -5
Bah. The one time it doesn't change on the V1. Congrats Spartan. Thanks. As a side question: Don't really understand why you kind of targeted my guys for every single vote in this match. Is there something about them that you really aren't liking or was it just a bit of strategy with your voting?
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 20:59:25 GMT -5
Strategy if we're being honest.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 21:00:32 GMT -5
Okay, certainly don't have any problem with that. Just was curious.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 21:01:54 GMT -5
Honestly, I really do love the Psycho Circus. Guess I was hoping for lightning to strike three times in a row and came up empty.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:03:15 GMT -5
Shark Boy and Eric Young fight at the top of the ladder, trading shots. Eventually Young grabs the belt and rams it right into Sharkie's face, causing him to start to wobble. Young picks him up and throws him off with a modified Death Valley Driver, sending him crashing into The New Church and L.A.X, taking all five of them down!
Young takes both belts, hanging them on the hook one by one, taking a deep breath as the bell sounds.
Your winners of the match... and still the TNA Tag Team Champions, The Psycho Circus!
That was the most ridiculous match I've ever seen. And I've seen the Dupp Cupp.
Indeed, but despite the challenge, Eric Young and Matt Morgan have retained here tonight! And in doing so they are still the champions for now.
Young climbs down the ladder as Morgan greets him. He hands him his tag title as the two celebrate, making their way to the back.
The Psycho Circus is still in town. What that means for TNA... I shudder to think. -------------------
*Hamada is backstage warming up for her match.*
Gail Kim, the fact that you continue to call yourself Queen of the Knockouts after I already beat you once, is an insult to everything I stand for. It's also an insult to me that TNA seems incapable of finding an opponent to face me for the Women's Championship. The fact that I had to issue a challenge just to get a match tonight shows me that Eric Bischoff has too much on his plate. Between Aces and Eights, The Psycho Circus, Samoa Joe, and just trying to keep this company afloat, he's ignoring anything that doesn't directly affect him.
The Knockouts are not happy, Eric. We want change. And we expect to get it. Otherwise, we go into business for ourselves. And believe me, everyone in this company has seen what happens when I go into business for myself. It's not pretty. Change, Eric. We want change.
Or else.
*Hamada stops her warmup and walks off, ready for her match.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:04:31 GMT -5
Yeah, honestly I'm fine losing this one. Petey already won earlier so I don't necessarily need two belts at the same time, or technically three.
And don't worry, Waffel. You had some stiff competition tonight. You'll get your due soon enough, I'm sure.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:08:43 GMT -5
“The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the TNA Women’s Championship!” Puppet on a String“Introducing first, the challenger. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Gail Kim!” This match came about on Impact this past Thursday when Gail Kim accepted the open challenge laid out by Hamada to face her for the Women’s Championship tonight.Clearly a mistake by Hamada. She should’ve picked someone like Holly or Hannah, not the Queen of the Knockouts.Dogfight“And her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Hamada!” Well, Hamada already defeated Gail at Lockdown. And don’t discount the Twins either, Simon. They’ve given the Beautiful People their fair share of problems.Yeah, Diamond. Once again, you put your foot in your mouth. How them toes taste?TNA Women’s Championship match Hamada vs. Gail Kim 5 minutes(HINT: Draw)
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 21:09:27 GMT -5
Draw with a draw to the draw.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:11:09 GMT -5
Hamada and Gail forfeit the match so Gail's future husband can bake them a cake.
You know how they love cake!
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 21:12:02 GMT -5
Draw with a Draw that won't ever Draw
BROTHER.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:14:41 GMT -5
Hamada shoots Gail into the ropes. As she bounces back, Hamada delivers the double chop! Gail steps back, Hamada with a clothesline!
And The Champ sends Gail to the mat!
Hamada pulls Gail up and goes for a second Irish whip, but Gail reverses it! As Hamada bounces back, Gail catches her with a back body drop. Hamada back up, Gail off the ropes with a cross body! Cover!
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Kickout!
But you see? Gail almost had her beat right there!
Gail pulls Hamada up and nails her with a chop. She shoots her into the corner, then hit’s a running forearm! Hamada staggers out of the corner, Gail leaps up, hurricanrana! She hooks both legs on the landing!
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Hamada reverses it into a rollup!
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Kickout!
And neither one able to seal the deal there!
Both women up, Gail charges for a clothesline, but Hamada ducks it, then lifts Gail up, back suplex! Cover!
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Kickout!
But look how Gail clearly has more left in the tank!
Hamada starts to pull Gail up, as Brooke Adams and Tara come running down the ramp!
Now hang on! What is this about?!
Tara slides in and nails Hamada with a clothesline, while Brooke grabs Gail and plants her with a DDT!
Aces and Eights disrupting the Women’s Championship match here at Slammiversary!
Tara holds Hamada up as Brooke comes off the ropes, tilt-a-whirl DDT!
Well do you blame them? Hamada didn’t actually beat Brooke last month at Sacrifice. It was a draw.
So?
Where was her rematch? Look, I like Gail and all, but Brooke deserves another shot at the gold too.
Tara pulls Gail up, Widow’s Peak!
Well, they’re certainly making a statement here tonight, that’s for sure.
Brooke and Tara stand over the two fallen women. Tara raises Brooke’s arm as the crowd boos.
Maybe now Bischoff will do the right thing and give Brooke her rematch…
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