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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:15:33 GMT -5
Oh wait, we're still doing that? OK.
Hamada and Gail knock each other out with superkicks. They're both really flexible, I guess.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:15:56 GMT -5
This was supposed to air earlier, but I forgot about it. So... I'll go ahead and post it now!
We cut to a car park where Christy Hemme is standing next to Mark LoMonaco as he loads a car, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer can be seen laying in the back seat of a rental car that LoMonaco is loading gear into.
I’m here with Mark LoMonaco who is apparently leaving with the new TNA FTW Champion
Look, as much as I would love to correct you, but Mr. Mercer has a meeting with TNA management to sort out his issues with what you just said, so if you don’t mind.
Mercer sits up.
Wait! Christy Hemme! Ask your questions to me, the man who has slain the beast! I AM THE DUKE OF CLEVELAND, A NUMBER ONE! But, I have a meeting with, so I must be off to see the return of the TNA Legends Championship to it’s rightful glory.
Mercer flops back down into the cars back seat as LoMonaco finishes packing up before hopping in the driver’s seat and driving away, Mercer still laying in the back.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:18:14 GMT -5
Phil Shatter is backstage.
Yo, everyone, Top Gun Phil Shatter here with a handful of words, and those words are “I AM IN THE MAIN EVENT OF A TNA PAY PER VIEW. To all you Naysayers, haters and fools, THIS PROVES YOU Wrong, right? Because if there is one thing for certain, Top Gun is at the Top of his game now, he has the most points in the Bound For Glory series, and that ain’t gonna change if he loses here to Mr. Joey Ryan, so Phil Shatter is happy to have the opportunity to play things relatively fair with the title on the line. But, let’s talk about, Joey “Magnum” Ryan for a moment. This is the man that has been to the top of TNA twice? This guy and Phil Shatter doesn’t get his shot until now. This is unacceptable, because throughout all of the teaming, the working with Mikael, Tommy, Mark, I’ve always been looked at as the ‘tag team guy,’ the asshole, well look at me now, I’m at the top of my game at the perfect time, just in time to take the title from Joey Ryan at Slammiversary. Remember, to resist it is useless, it is useless to resist it. --------------------
Joey Ryan is backstage.
So, that was fun, cohosting Impact with Tenay, Rampage, and my bestest friend Simon!
Ryan winks at the camera.
But you know, I kinda enjoyed it, actually. It definitely gave me some unique insight on the Bound For Glory Series. See, I’ve been studying these matches, trying to predict who my opponent is going to be, and in the end, it turns out that Phil Shatter will be the lucky guy who challenges me tonight.
It was just a little over a year ago that I made my TNA debut, on the Impact after Slammiversary. New TNA Champion Eric Young had taken over the show and y’know, that just didn’t sit right with me. So I went out and politely told him to stop being such a meanie. After all, words are important, kids.
And of course, the rest is history. EY and I went to a much-acclaimed time limit draw, then three months later, I took his title. It’s the classic tale, really. But because of that, I get a little sentimental around Slammiversary.
Phil Shatter. Phillip. Philippe. Yeah, I like the third one.
Philippe Shatter! Tonight, you’re fixing to take my title, a title I worked hard to win and one that I’ve had to work even harder to keep. Yeah, you’ve been impressive in the Bound For Glory Series, no doubt about it man. I was there when you beat Sting, great stuff. And no losses, either. You’re the only one who can say that.
For now, at least.
Philippe, let’s get something straight. I don’t have a problem with you. Hell, I almost sorta tolerate you, which is high praise in my book. So understand that I mean no disrespect when I say this. Of all the guys in this series, you’re the one I probably least want to lose my title to.
Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to lose to ANY of you guys, but especially not Philippe Shatter. Now let me explain. Philippe is the first one of you guys to get a shot at the title since the series began. So this match tonight, it’s going to set the tone as the series progresses.
Philippe Shatter, I can’t lose to you tonight. Because if I do, it gives the rest of them a mental advantage. “Hey, Philippe Shatter won the title and I can too!” That’s why it’s so important for me to win, to keep that mental ball in my court. Not to mention the title.
But as long as keep turning away BFG Series applicant after BFG Series applicant, I have the edge. Many of tried, but none have succeeded, so to speak. And then, when Bound For Glory rolls around, it’s not Sting, or KCW, or Kurt Angle, or Harold being billed as the next Champion. It’s Joey Ryan, the odds on favorite to defeat yet ANOTHER Bound For Glory Series hopeful and retain the TNA World Championship on the biggest stage that exists, at a show where great moments in Joey Ryan’s career happen!
So Philippe, thanks for playing. You’ve been a beautiful contestant, your parting gift is in the mail. But being number one works against you in this case. But don’t get to broken up over it. After all, you’re not facing just any Champion. You’re facing the Prince of Perversion…
The Sultan of Sleaze…
The Master of the Mustache Ride…
The Erotic Enigma…
The only man who knew the gender of the Royal baby before he was born…
Work it out…
The man who is Stupendously Stunning….
Mysteriously Macho…
Arousingly Alliterative…
The only REAL wonder of the world and the master of my own domain…
The TNA World Champion I am…
The TNA World Champion I will stay…
Joey…
MAGNUM!
Ryan.
See ya out there, Philippe.
Ryan puts on his sunglasses and struts out of the room.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:19:43 GMT -5
Honestly, Philippe is kinda weak for an insult name, but it made me laugh this morning, so there.
Nothing's ever gonna top Jimmy James Storm for me, anyway.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:23:27 GMT -5
Comfort EagleAnd here comes the challenger.And surprisingly LoMonaco. He must've broken the speed limit to get back so fast.Phil Shatter has a mighty task ahead of him here tonight. He has to knock off Joey Ryan, a guy who has been busting his ass night in and night out!Indeed, but you can only go for so long in the main event scene. Shelley was champion for awhile too, but eventually he succumbed to the pressure.Mustache RideBut Shatter isn't going to have it easy. Ryan is bound and determined to make it to Bound for Glory for the second year in a row. Last year he won the title; this year he'd love to retain it.But even if he wins tonight he's got plenty of challengers coming down the pipeline. He's not gonna have it easy no matter which way you look at it.The following contest is scheduled for one fall. It is your maaaaaaaaaaaaaain event and it is for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, accompanied by Mark LoMonaco, the challenger, from Hickory, North Carolina, Phil Shatter! His opponent, from Hollywood, California, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey "Magnum" Ryan! Here we go. It's time for our main event. Two skilled men. Only one can come out on top. Who shall it be?TNA World Heavyweight Championship Phil Shatter vs Joey "Magnum" Ryan 20 Minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:24:42 GMT -5
Ryan superkick's Shatter back to the 70's!
Yes, I want Shatter to be our Archibald Peck. Who's with me?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:26:09 GMT -5
Ryan superkick's Shatter back to the 70's! Yes, I want Shatter to be our Archibald Peck. Who's with me? I don't know who that is, but OK! Ryan with a flying dragon kick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:26:27 GMT -5
Ryan with a Ryanoplasty!
I don't know what that is, but Shatter does now.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jul 28, 2013 21:26:50 GMT -5
Er...Um....
Ryan with a move useless to resist.
To resist it is useless.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 21:27:19 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a diving 450 superkick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:27:25 GMT -5
Ryan superkick's Shatter back to the 70's! Yes, I want Shatter to be our Archibald Peck. Who's with me? I don't know who that is, but OK! Ryan with a flying dragon kick. CHIKARA wrestler who travels through time whenever he get's backfisted, most prominently by Eddie Kingston.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:28:26 GMT -5
I don't know who that is, but OK! Ryan with a flying dragon kick. CHIKARA wrestler who travels through time whenever he get's backfisted, most prominently by Eddie Kingston. ...OK then.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:30:59 GMT -5
Yeah, no slight to Karmic, but Ryan's promo was way better. Plus he already won the FTW title earlier so this seems fair.
I am glad to see a new face in the main event scene though.
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Post by suave on Jul 28, 2013 21:31:31 GMT -5
Ryan with a kick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:35:25 GMT -5
I don't know if it was so much better as it was longer. I actually struggled with that promo, since I wasn't sure what to really say about Shatter.
I need to pay better attention over the next month so I want have that problem at Victory Road.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Jul 28, 2013 21:43:57 GMT -5
Joey Ryan with a "seriously, I was happy losing twice tonight (edit: by that I mean I was fully expecting to lose to Samoa Joe, and comfortable with this conclusion).'
It is a victory roll.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 21:47:37 GMT -5
Shatter charges into the corner, but Ryan moves out of the way, sending him crashing chest first into it. Ryan quickly rolls him up!
1!
2!
Shatter kicks free only to get a front dropkick to the face as he rolls back! Shatter gets to his feet only to meet a second dropkick, taking him down once more. Ryan climbs to the second rope, measuring the rising Shatter and leaping off, driving him down with a jumping DDT! Shatter flops to the mat, grasping his neck as Ryan makes the cover.
1!
2!
Shatter kicks out.
Not enough! Ryan is definitely building offense now though.
Ryan measures him as he rises, scooping him up and grabbing him for an STO, but Shatter blocks it, turning it into a Uranage! He slams Ryan down hard into the mat, looking for the pin!
1!
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Ryan kicks out. Shatter stomps at him as he lays prone on the mat, looking particularly annoyed. He yanks Ryan up to his feet, slinging him atop his back and locking in a Torture Rack, trying to break the champion into! Ryan cries out in pain, kicking around as he endures the hold. Shatter bends him further atop his shoulders, trying to get the submission victory.
The Torture Rack! Or should we call it the Gun Rack?
Whatever you call it, it looks like it hurts! And Ryan is finding that out the hard way!
Eventually Ryan fights out of it though, dropping down behind Shatter and taking him down with a reverse DDT! He climbs atop, hooking the leg as he favors his back.
1!
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Shatter kicks out.
No! A beautiful counter by Ryan, but it's not enough. Shatter is fighting with all he's got here.
Ryan rises to his feet, stomping the mat and looking to put things to an end. He lines Shatter up, firing off a That 70's Kick! But Shatter ducks under it, countering and scooping Ryan up for a Powerbomb! Ryan however counters in mid-lift, wrapping his legs around and taking him down with a Hurracanrana, holding him for the pin!
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Shatter kicks free. As he does though Ryan has enough time to fire off a That 70's Kick, taking Shatter down! He flops to the mat, Ryan hooking the leg!
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Here is your winner and still the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Joey "Magnum"Ryan!
Ryan did it! He retains after a hard fought match against the hungry Shatter.
But Shatter has nothing to be ashamed about. He put up a hell of a fight tonight. I have a feeling this isn't the last time we've seen him in the main event picture.
Ryan takes the belt from referee Earl Hebner and raises it high in air, looking quite happy to retain. As he celebrates we cut backstage where we see what appears to be someone watching the show on a monitor.
I like that Joey Ryan kid. He reminds me of a younger... well, me.
As he sits there another man enters the room.
So... it looks like the situation has gotten worse.
...Honestly, Eric. Can't I count on you for anything?
I... I have no excuse. I've let things get out of control.
Well don't worry about it. Because we'll be taking care of it soon enough.
Wait... what do you mean?
I mean this week on Impact... I'd like you to make an announcement
Oh... I see. What about?
I'll tell you later. For now, let's go out for dinner to celebrate a great main event. You're buying of course.
Eric and the other unidentified man exit the room for now as we cut away from this scene.
We cut back to the ring where Ryan continues celebrating with his title. Shatter sits on the outside of the ring, looking furious with himself.
Folks, thanks for joining us. And thanks for celebrating our eleventh birthday! We hope to be around for a long time to come.
For Simond Diamond and Rampage Jackson, I'm Mike Tenay. We'll see you next time!
We fade out on the image of Ryan celebrating with his title still.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jul 28, 2013 21:54:40 GMT -5
IT'S THE SHAREHOLDERS!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 21:56:19 GMT -5
I CALL GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 28, 2013 22:02:33 GMT -5
Thanks to Smurfy, Karmic, Spartan, Waffel, MikeyP, Suave, Macman, Hayden, and all the rest for voting, promoing and such. Special thanks to Karmic and M for helping out with finishes.
Congratulations to Karmic and... ME for their respective title wins!
Okay, it's announcement time. Actually I have two: some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that I've decided this year Feast or Fired will be held at Bound for Glory. It makes sense considering the ramifications. And it'll essentially be done the same way as we do Money in the Bank with votes determining who wins and such.
Now for the bad news... Bound for Glory will also be my final show as the General Manager of TNA.
I've been contemplating this for awhile really, and Spartan already knew about this. But I'm starting to get burnt out on running shows. And I don't want to get to the point where I start half-assing. Because if I'm going to be in charge I want to be able to deliver the very best that I can.
I'm not quitting WWEFAN or TNAFAN even, of course. Even when I step down I'll continue to try and be an active part of this community. But I'm starting to near my limit.
But I still want to stick it out so I can do one giant pay per view in Bound for Glory before I hang it up for now. And that's my goal, barring unforeseen circumstances.
Running TNAFAN has been a blast. I was kind of thrust into the position since I only started as a co-GM, but I think I've grown into the role. And it's been awesome having some responsibility, even if it's just running a game like this. But I think it's time for someone new to take the reins.
I'm announcing it now to give us plenty of time to find a replacement. And so they can start off fresh after our big show with their own vision of things.
So... that's it, basically. I don't want to drag this out too long. But thanks for letting me give this a shot and thanks for all your hard work and making this worthwhile.
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