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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jul 26, 2013 12:43:11 GMT -5
www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/the-50-greatest-ring-names-ever/{Spoiler}50. Andre The Giant 49. Bobo Brazil 48. Mikey Whipwreck 47. Ultimate Warrior 46. Crybaby Cannon 45. Diamond Dallas Page 44. Pork Chop Cash 43. Chris Jericho 42. The Great Kabuki 41. Big Boss Man 40. Michael P.S. Hayes 39. The Undertaker 38. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart 37. Buzz Sawyer 36. Jesse "The Body" Ventura 35. King Kong Bundy 34. The Mongolian Stomper 33. Big Van Vader 32. Sweet Daddy Siki 31. Bret "Hit Man" Hart 30. Kamala The Ugandan Giant 29. Sputnik Monroe 28. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper 27. Bruiser Brody 26. Hulk Hogan 25. The Dynamite Kid 24. "Iceman" King Parsons 23. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine 22. Thunderbolt Patterson 21. CM Punk 20. "Ravishing" Rick Rude 19. Mad Dog Vachon 18. Jake "The Snake" Roberts 17. Gorgeous George 16. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka 15. Haystacks Calhoun 14. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair 13. Bad News Brown 12. Dusty Rhodes 11. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat 10. Cactus Jack 09. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams 08. Gorilla Monsoon 07. The Fabulous Moolah 06. Bam Bam Bigelow 05. Killer Kowalski 04. One Man Gang 03. Abdullah the Butcher 02. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin 01. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 26, 2013 12:49:26 GMT -5
no Lift Sawyer?
also, Triple H isn't on the list anywhere for once.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 26, 2013 12:52:36 GMT -5
And not a trace of Cena in this list. Thank god.
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Post by Fearless The Tank on Jul 26, 2013 12:55:37 GMT -5
I would have added "The" Brian Kendrick, just because of how much the word "The" added to his name and gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 12:57:24 GMT -5
Love the guy, but no way should CM Punk be on a list of greatest ring names.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Jul 26, 2013 13:21:14 GMT -5
No Raven?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 26, 2013 13:21:50 GMT -5
I want to legally change my name to Pork Chop Cash.
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Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by Bearer is God on Jul 26, 2013 14:09:07 GMT -5
List is lacking Justin Credible.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jul 26, 2013 14:10:13 GMT -5
No Fang McFrost? Ice Dagger? Baron Von Ruthless? Chilly McFreeze? Those are real names.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 26, 2013 14:11:38 GMT -5
51. HHH
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 26, 2013 14:14:18 GMT -5
Andre The Giant should be much, much higher. That name is iconic. Same with Warrior.
And as much as I like Punk, there's nothing really great about his name.
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Post by muzzle on Jul 26, 2013 14:43:58 GMT -5
Punk's name is so great because its bad.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 26, 2013 16:22:45 GMT -5
PETE GAS! Come on people.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 16:56:09 GMT -5
Pretty random list with notable omissions and names should be higher but I was thinking 1 and 2 should be Macho Man Randy Savage and The Ultimate Warrior
Edit: Top 20 is very solid though
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 26, 2013 17:00:47 GMT -5
I'm shocked Hulk Hogan isn't top 5 because that name screams "big dude that can wreck you"
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jul 26, 2013 17:06:34 GMT -5
Where is Well Dunn, dammit??
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El Dandy
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Post by Lila on Jul 26, 2013 17:11:21 GMT -5
No Jimmy Jack Funk.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 17:14:02 GMT -5
No Harley Race? That just sounds like a guy that's going to beat your ass and bang your girlfriend when he's done.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jul 26, 2013 18:18:17 GMT -5
List is lacking Justin Credible. Justin Credible appeared on .com's 15 worst names list back in January
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 26, 2013 18:23:28 GMT -5
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