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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jul 30, 2013 11:40:48 GMT -5
They should have Zeb Colter randomly show up with it in a week or two saying that on his weekly border watch, he stopped an illegal immigrant who was swimming to shore and floating with the briefcase from the Gulf of Mexico from entering the country and decided to return it to a true American before another one of those dang Mexicans illegal immigrants could steal another opportunity of us rightful Americans.
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Post by Young Game on Jul 30, 2013 11:44:21 GMT -5
Taye Diggs could give it to him after a well deserved, first-class vacation to Montego Bay, Jamaica.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 30, 2013 11:45:39 GMT -5
Shark Boy debuts by returning the case to it's rightful owner.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jul 30, 2013 12:37:28 GMT -5
In accordance with their deal with Mattel, Sandow's briefcase is recovered and returned to him by debuting wrestler, Mer-Man.
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Post by 543Y2J on Jul 30, 2013 13:00:28 GMT -5
The same way Cena some how got his title back (unexplained) after he defeated Edge at Unforgiven
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2013 13:10:26 GMT -5
In accordance with their deal with Mattel, Sandow's briefcase is recovered and returned to him by debuting wrestler, Mer-Man. Not going to lie, I'd mark for Mer-Man in the WWE. |
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jul 30, 2013 13:29:22 GMT -5
The briefcase doesn't even matter; by the time he gets it back, the contract inside will be soaked and damaged beyond recognition.
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Post by Perd on Jul 30, 2013 13:58:07 GMT -5
He should come out on Raw and say that he found the briefcase, and as a matter of fact, he has it right here. He then explains that using his superior mind, he's invented a cloaking device and made the case invisible to the naked eye. He's also implanted himself with a chip that alerts him to the cases location at all times. He wins all his matches, by hitting his opponent with the invisible case. And since the refs can't see it, they can't prove that he actually used it.
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