GOOKERMANIA VI PART ITELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP"HOLLYWOOD'S OWN" MICHAEL HAYDEN VERSUS TOBIAS MADOC KINGSLEY TH: Well let's get to our first match then. Kicking off Gookermania VI it's Tobias Madoc Kingsley defending his Television Championship against the longest reigning TV Champ in FAWA history, Michael Hayden.JK: Michael Hayden ranted last week going into the FAN Forums Number One Contender Match, but TMK was all business that same night when he took on Scott Martin.TH: But this is the big one now. Can Hayden tap into that mojo he once had for seven weeks?JK: Take it away, Muffer.MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, the following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Television Championship.MM: Introducing first, the challenger. From Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood, California, weighing 192lbs, he is "Hollywood's Own," Michael Hayden!MM: And introducing his opponent...MM: Entering the ring from Block H of the Parts Unknown Asylum for the Criminally Insane at a weight of 250lbs, he is your Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Television Champion: Tobias Madoc Kingsley!*The match is about ready to start but then the lights go black.*
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."*And then an extremely familiar face raises itself up on the screen.*
WE'RE HOME.*And as "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark" opens, the lights go up, leaving Hayden and Kingsley confused because nobody is showing up.
And then the FAWAtron kicks in to show an EXTREMELY familiar couple walking through the back, surrounded by police:*
B-b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark, dark
Can't be sure when they've hit their mark
And besides in the mean, mean time
I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart*The crowd noise is getting louder as Gus "The Predator" Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara reach the end of the crowd tunnel:*
I'm in the de-details with the devil
So now the world can never get me on my level
I just gotta get you off the cage
I'm a young lover's rage
Gonna need a spark to ignite*The police fall back and eventually leave as Richlen and Shaelin reach the barricade:*
My songs know what you did in the dark*Then he picks her up and helps her over the top before stepping over as well:*
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'm on fire*They then head towards the announce table, with Richlen directing a particularly nasty smirk towards the two in the ring, neither of whom are at all pleased to see him back. He then sits down, puts on a headset, and props his feet on the table.*
TH: No, folks, your eyes are not playing tricks on you, Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara have indeed returned to FAWA!JK: Just when I was hoping they would be gone for good! My luck sucks right now!Nice to know you haven't changed either, King.TH: So is it safe to assume you're out here to scout out who you may end up facing for the TV title if you were to get a shot?Damn straight.DING! DING! DING!
*TMK leans over as he reaches out to Hayden. Hayden backs away.*
TH: If Hayden's not careful he's gonna end up in the corner.JK: Kingsley wants to pen him in before crushing him.*TMK rushes at Hayden, who sidesteps him.*
JK: Toro!*TMK stops short of the ringpost and turns around while Hayden spins around to face him.*
TH: Hayden's got the speed but Kingsley has the clear weight advantage.JK: Hayden has to avoid getting hit while Kingsley just has to get some good ones in.*Hayden throws a low kick at TMK's knee. Kingsley surges forth and shoves Hayden back.*
TH: Hayden losing his footing!JK: He does not want Kingsley to get him on the mat.TH: Hayden to the outside!*Hayden backs up from the ring while Kingsley approaches the ropes to pursue him.*
JK: If Hayden takes this match to the outside, he's gonna have to deal with the consequences.Consequences? You want to talk about him facing the consequences, I hear my name come out of his mouth one more time he'd better be ready to deal with some extremely ugly ones.*Hayden paces around TMK, who backs away from the ropes.*
TH: Kingsley changing up his strategy. What's he planning?JK: He might just be calling Hayden out. He knows he'll be attacked the moment he's out of the ring.This is a reason I hate these "Chaos Reigns" rules. Any normal situation we'd have a countout started. Hayden gets to take his dear sweet time because of these rules.TH: Kingsley to the other side of the ring. Hayden's got room to return.JK: But Kingsley could just rush him and then he'd be in trouble.*Kingsley's back is to the ropes. He flips back over the top rope and lands on his feet outside.*
TH: Kingsley to the outside. It's now or never, Hayden.*Hayden slides into the ring. He hesitates for TMK, who beckons to him. Hayden holds his arms out and shakes his head.*
JK: Hayden ain't falling for the same game.TH: Then what was Kingsley's plan?*Kingsley waits a few moments, then ducks down and-*
TH: Kingsley rifling under the apron! He's got a steel chair!And here's another reason I hate the new rules. More ways to win cheap.JK: But here comes Hayden!*Hayden baseball slides towards Kingsley, who sides steps him and slams the chair down on Kingsley's legs.*
TH: That's gonna jeopardize his mobility!JK: Exactly the advantage that TMK wants.*Hayden yanks himself back into the ring. He inches away from Kingsley, who slides into the ring with the chair.*
TH: Hayden in retreat! Kingsley still has the chair!*Kingsley grins at Hayden. He holds the chair up in the air and slowly backs Hayden into a corner.*
JK: We're not only back to square one, but now Kingsley's in a better situation than before.TH: Hayden made some bad calls, but can he get out of this?*Hayden suddenly rushes towards Kingsley with a Pele kick-*
TH: RONALDO!*-But Kingsley slams the chair down on Hayden's head, taking him down with him.*
JK: A crossfire and both men are down!*Hayden winces and grabs his head in pain. Kingsley turns over and grabs his jaw in kind.*
TH: If Hayden wasn't in the air he probably would have taken that hit worse.JK: Good call. If he was on his feet he'd have resisted the chair blow more and thus taken more damage.Why do we have refs again? If all they're going to do is just count pins and call submissions, we could save money just asking the fans to do it themselves. Actually, saying that out loud is probably not a good idea.*Hayden kips up.*
TH: But Hayden's the first up!*Kingsley quickly drags himself to the ropes to stand up, but Hayden descends upon him with a barrage of stomps.*
TH: Hayden giving it to Kingsley!JK: Not just giving it to him, but that looks more like something Kingsley would do in the first place.TH: Hayden walking that mudhole stomping dry.Only Stone Cold did mudhole stomping and Hayden is no Stone Cold.*Hayden grabs the chair.*
JK: Things don't look good for Kingsley here.TH: He's up against the longest reigning TV Champ in history. Hayden's no slouch.*Hayden walks up to Kingsley and raises the chair up...*
TH: Low blow! Low blow!*Hayden buckles and falls over, dropping the chair. Kingsley grabs the second rope and stands up.*
JK: He left himself wide open. Never trade a couple smaller hits for one big hit if it compromises your position.TH: Kingsley looks like he's gonna relish dishing things back at Hayden.*Kingsley grabs Hayden and stands him up. He scoops Hayden onto his shoulders, then runs for the corner where he hoists him over-*
TH: Hayden to the steel steps!*Hayden rolls to the mat and writhes around in pain.*
JK: Downright sadism from Tobias Madoc Kingsley, the Television Champion!This match is a lawsuit waiting to happen.*As Hayden continues to writhe, TMK crosses the ropes and jumps down-*
TH: And a fist drop to the outside!*Kingsley rolls to his feet and stands up. Hayden is on his front. He pushes up but is forced back down by TMK who jumps up and-*
TH: Kingsley with a double stomp. He's holding down the challenger!JK: And soon he'll be pinning him.*TMK grabs Hayden and rolls him into the ring, sliding in after him. He hooks Hayden's leg.*
ONE!
TWO!
TH: Hayden gets the shoulder up!*Both men stand up.*
TH: A whip to the ropes!*Hayden rebounds and heads for TMK, who ducks and sends Hayden overhead-*
JK: Hayden could have turned this around, but he must have really taken a bump from those steps.TH: But wait, King! Hayden's on his feet!*Hayden has landed on his feet. TMK turns around right into-*
TH: RONALDO!*TMK backs up to the ropes and Hayden gives hot pursuit.*
TH: RONALDO DOS! Kingsley to the outside!JK: Hayden's on fire!TH: Hayden over the top rope!*Kingsley catches Hayden.*
JK: He's ready for a powerbomb and those steps look tempting!TH: Hayden's gotta reverse this or else he might be done for!*TMK goes to powerbomb Hayden to the apron, but then-*
TH: Hurricanrana!*TMK's head is slammed against the apron. He stumbles back to the audience barrier while Hayden stands up and rolls him into the ring.*
And of course, the match doesn't stop for any reason, so Kingsley probably has major neck injuries or a massive concussion. Again, a lawsuit waiting to happen.JK: Hayden's been a wily combatant tonight.TH: Why shouldn't he? It's Gookermania!JK: He's going for the chair. Hayden can't have anything good planned for TMK here.TH: He's going for the top rope! What's he gonna do with that chair?*Hayden kneels on the top rope as TMK stands back up. He grips the chair against his knee and dives.*
TH: A chair assisted Death is Welcome off the top rope!JK: If this doesn't put TMK away, nothing will.*Hayden connects, but the chair unfolds and clocks him in the chin. Both men are down from the gaffe.*
TH: Bah gawd! How's he gonna recover from that?JK: I don't know, but if he doesn't, Hayden just made Connor Mackenzie's job a hell of a lot easier.*Hayden is on his back, rapidly breathing, but TMK looks out cold.*
JK: Hayden went high risk and used weapons like the Reign of Chaos allows. Mistakes can happen in the FAWA, but this could be a fatal one.Remind me that if I ever have a match, anybody sends a weapon to the ring, I chuck that weapon back out. I may not like some people here but I have a lot more concern for their wellbeing than this. Except Seth Drakin. My business with him will eventually be finished.*Hayden turns over, hooking TMK's leg in the process.*
TH: But he shoulders on!
One!
Two!
Three!DING! DING! DING!
MM: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall and your new Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance Television Champion: "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!TH: He did it! Hayden took down Kingsley!JK: Kingsley took a beating, that's for sure, but Hayden's not looking much better.Well, I guess this is an interesting start to my return to say the least. Now if somebody could check Kingsley and make sure he's not dead that'd be great.*Hayden raises his arm in victory. Referee McFloyd hands him the TV Championship belt.[/font]
NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION: "HOLLYWOOD'S OWN" MICHAEL HAYDEN
TH: Gookermania VI, at long last arrived, is off to a hell of a start, and the show must go on!JK: Wait, look! TH: Who is this entering through the crowd? JK: That's FAWA's newest wrestler Anthony Travizzo! He said that he was going to make a big impact in his first appearance. I wonder what he is going to do? TH: He has a chain JK! What do you think he is going to do? *Travizzo wraps the chain around his right hand and waits for the celebrating Michael Hayden to turn around. hayde turns around and catches a huge overhand right*
TH: Hayden is FLOORED with a big right. He be knocked out. JK: HA-HA! THAT is how you make an impact in FAWA! *Travizzo picks up Hayden and whips him in to the corner. Hayden hits the corner and falls to seated position. Travizzo stomps to the opposite corner. He leans back and then makes the sign of the cross and sprints towards Hayden. Travizzo connects with a boot across the face.*
TH: Oh! I'm being told that he calls that dastardly move "Avviare Coma Indotto", the "Boot Induced Coma". That was hellacious move and Michael Hayden may need medical attention. JK: WOW! Now that is how you make an impact Timmy! *Travizzo grabs the fallen FAWA TV Title d stares hard at it. He looks up grinning from ear to ear ad raises the belt in a celebratory fashion*
TH: An absolutely sickening display by Anthony Travizzo! JK: A name was made tonight. You may be appalled, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet... and that egg may have been Michael Hayden's skull! Other hand, somebody may have just earned himself a spot on The Predator's menu.