You're killing me Smalls.

[Throwback]

Sandlot star has been arrested for headbutting a cop

www.tmz.com/2013/08/07/sandlot-tom-guiry-drunk-arrested-headbutt-cop-smalls-airport/

"Sandlot" star Tom Guiry (who played Smalls in the movie) has taken the name "Colossus of Clout" to a new level -- law enforcement sources tell TMZ. He was arrested for headbutting a cop ... after trying to kick him in the face.

The story is crazy. We're told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly.

Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank.

Guiry then made a terrible mistake -- allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive ... and even threatening the officer. Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt.

Guiry was taken down and cuffed ... and booked for felony assault on a police officer. We're told the officer's injuries were minor.

Guiry posted $5,000 bail and was released.

We reached out to Guiry's people ... no comment.

[Mozenrath]

The cop allegedly told him that he played ball like a girl.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Guiry: Do you know who I am? I'm Smalls from The Sandlot! I was big, damn you! BIG!

[Beets by Schrute]

He's such a L-7 Weenie

[H-Virus]

This probably wouldn't have been an issue if the bartender had simply given him a s'more when he kept asking for some more.

[Dave the Dave]

What the f*** is wrong with his face?

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Benny: "Oh, shit...."

[MiLB Fan]

Talk about getting yourself into a pickle!

[mizerable]

Still looks better than Yeah Yeah...

[wisdomwizard]

My brother has taken to using that phrase as a personal meme by stating it when I screw something miniscule up. Can't wait for the first chance to throw this back at him the next time he says it to me.