mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 8, 2013 8:27:05 GMT -5
So you're watching WWE, be it Smackdown, Raw, NXT, whatever. You then hear the entrance music of a wrestler that instantly makes you want to change the channel.
My two picks?
Big Show. The guy has done everything you can do - twice. I have no desire to see him as a dominant monster or a goofy face. When I hear that "We-ee-ll" intro I instantly want to change the channel.
Kofi Kingston. A perfect example of unimportant. Has been doing the same thing, with the same mannerisms and character for what seems like 10 years. Kofi Kingston is 100% piss break material.
Who makes you switch off?
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Aug 8, 2013 8:32:01 GMT -5
Kofi definitely. The idea of him turning heel always amused me because a) they'd make him stop jumping around and he'd literally have nothing else to do and b) it would be the most underwhelming heel turn ever and the crowd would not care at all.
Pains me to say it but Christian. He's wallpaper. He's there, he's on the walls. You can see him, I can see him. Does it matter? No. The walls gonna be there whether the wallpapers on it or not. In fact I just looked up and we haven't even got wallpaper. So that proves my point. If I keep talking I might find a way to make this wallpaper thing work. I don't know why I chose wallpaper as an example. Forgot the wallpaper thing. He's oxygen. Oxygen's there but I don't really notice it. But then you need oxygen, I don't need Christian. And without oxygen I'd die. OK he's not oxygen. He's... he's that little gooey stuff on your eyeball. It's there, every so often you notice it, but if you try look at him he runs away. Alright I'm done.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 8, 2013 8:33:21 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes. WhoaooOh, weee EHHH, WhaaooOh weee ehhh. Then comes a guy with a 1980's gay pornstar mustache.
I think I'd rather hear nails on a chalk board
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 8, 2013 8:34:22 GMT -5
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.......................... it's the big show.
I love show but that song puts me to sleep.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 8, 2013 8:35:30 GMT -5
"Light it up!"
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Aug 8, 2013 8:36:18 GMT -5
Zack Ryder & 3MB.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 8:38:28 GMT -5
ORTON. Oh man, Orton.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 8, 2013 8:38:48 GMT -5
"I Hear Voices In My......." FAST FORWARD.
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 8, 2013 8:42:40 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan's theme awell. Get the f*** off my TV with that.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 8, 2013 8:46:50 GMT -5
Jobber entrances a.k.a. the commercials
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 8, 2013 8:47:01 GMT -5
I'm fine with Cena on TV but that shitty entrance music has haunted my dreams for what seems like forever.
DOOT DEET DER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOT DEET DER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Aug 8, 2013 8:47:48 GMT -5
"light it up"
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 8, 2013 8:49:06 GMT -5
It's a shameful thing, lobster head = fast forward.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 8, 2013 8:55:38 GMT -5
None of them. I have people that annoy me, but none to the point where their segments provoke a See No Evil, Say No Evil, Hear No Evil reaction out of me.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 8, 2013 8:58:11 GMT -5
Sheamus and Alboreto
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Post by g1megatronfan on Aug 8, 2013 10:33:47 GMT -5
AJ and Cena's.
I grab the remote when I hear either's.
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Post by Capt. Internet Darling on Aug 8, 2013 10:37:43 GMT -5
It's one of my favourite themes, but Sheamus's theme makes me switch over immediately.
Del Rio's theme makes me fall asleep.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Aug 8, 2013 10:40:24 GMT -5
Most divas themes. The worst of the worst was Kelly's theme, followed by Candice Michelle's, Michelle McCool's and Kaitlyn's. There are probably some I forgot, but these four are definitely MUTE BUTTON material.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Aug 8, 2013 10:41:13 GMT -5
That is actually one of the very few diva themes that I like.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2013 11:09:54 GMT -5
'Currently in the ring, from Hollywood, Flordia, weighing in at 213lbs, DOLPH ZIGGLER!'
'SOS, I HEAR DEM SHELT...'
*switches off*
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