Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 11, 2013 3:27:55 GMT -5
A heel who wears a fedora hat and is sleazy and obnoxious but thinks he is a face. He always is trying to be "nice" or "boyfriend material" to the divas but they have zero interest in him and he then snaps at them, accusing the divas of "friendzoning" him. He then claims that the actual nice face Superstars are "jerks".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 3:31:50 GMT -5
Zack Ryder, come on down!
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 11, 2013 3:41:35 GMT -5
Mr. Nice Guy could sell his goods to Jack Swagger, Evan Bourne, and RVD.
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 11, 2013 3:45:26 GMT -5
I'd like to see this concept applied to all the babyfaces he encounters with him trying to get credit for not being a despicable human being.
"I could have crippled Kofi Kingston and destroyed his career, but I didn't I just hit him very hard in the knee with a chair. What does a guy have to do to get respect around here? Geez."
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Aug 11, 2013 4:23:50 GMT -5
Yeah, this is Zack Ryder. Did you not listen to 'Hoeski'?
... Seriously, if you didn't, bravo. Wish I could say the same. Terrible song.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 11, 2013 4:35:49 GMT -5
Yeah, this is Zack Ryder. Did you not listen to 'Hoeski'? ... Seriously, if you didn't, bravo. Wish I could say the same. Terrible song. It's terrible, but I've said it before, that's pretty much the beauty of Ryder's gimmick. He sucks, he knows he sucks, and rather than work to improve himself or be in defensive denial of his limitations, he's milking it for all it's worth by taking the piss out of himself for sucking. Looking deeper, I'd like to think Hoeski was a metaphor for Ryder's rise and fall. The "Hoeski" the song references is not Eve Torres or any woman. The "hoeski" is Creative and WWE management, etc. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 11, 2013 5:05:09 GMT -5
Yeah, this is Zack Ryder. Did you not listen to 'Hoeski'? ... Seriously, if you didn't, bravo. Wish I could say the same. Terrible song. It's terrible, but I've said it before, that's pretty much the beauty of Ryder's gimmick. He sucks, he knows he sucks, and rather than work to improve himself or be in defensive denial of his limitations, he's milking it for all it's worth by taking the piss out of himself for sucking. Looking deeper, I'd like to think Hoeski was a metaphor for Ryder's rise and fall. The "Hoeski" the song references is not Eve Torres or any woman. The "hoeski" is Creative and WWE management, etc. Dude, you're looking way too deep into it. I don't think he knows he sucks, he just tries way too hard to get some attention, and that's how he ends up coming off. |
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Aug 11, 2013 7:18:31 GMT -5
A heel who wears a fedora hat and is sleazy and obnoxious but thinks he is a face. He always is trying to be "nice" or "boyfriend material" to the divas but they have zero interest in him and he then snaps at them, accusing the divas of "friendzoning" him. He then claims that the actual nice face Superstars are "jerks". He could start every promo with "Y'know, I was on /r/mensrights the other day... |
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SOR
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Post by SOR on Aug 11, 2013 7:25:40 GMT -5
OP, great idea and it's also original (No sarcasm)
You could have him act like a beta male also and get used by the diva's whilst a popular baby face tries to teach him that if he keeps acting that way girls will always take advantage of him.
He eventually turns heel and starts acting like a dick in an attempt to get girls.
I smell money.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Aug 11, 2013 7:32:12 GMT -5
OP, great idea and it's also original (No sarcasm) You could have him act like a beta male also and get used by the diva's whilst a popular baby face tries to teach him that if he keeps acting that way girls will always take advantage of him. He eventually turns heel and starts acting like a dick in an attempt to get girls. I smell money. I don't know about that but it would fit if he distinguished others as alpha or beta. "You bitch! Why are you with that f***ing beta anyway?" |
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Aug 11, 2013 7:41:50 GMT -5
He becomes Alpha by wearing a big dumbass furry hat and putting on mascara.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 11, 2013 7:42:40 GMT -5
Sounds like Bo Dallas.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 11, 2013 18:15:25 GMT -5
I remember having a thought about this awhile back; like, having two "nice guy" characters, one who's an oblivious entitled jerk who thinks he's owed something for being "nice", and another who IS a genuinely decent guy, but doesn't know how to stand up for himself outside of an organized wrestling match.
Genuinely decent guy has a female wrestler he works with and clearly has a crush on, the woman doesn't really pick up on the hints, she winds up going on a couple of dates with the entitled jerk, the genuinely nice guy overreacts and turns heel for awhile...don't know where I'd go from there. Like, the woman winds up not liking the jerk pretty quickly, but now the guy who was actually nice is a heel, blah blah blah.
Basically just writing a character tragedy, I guess.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 11, 2013 19:46:44 GMT -5
Bo Dallas.
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Post by homofojomo on Aug 11, 2013 19:54:10 GMT -5
He becomes Alpha by wearing a big dumbass furry hat and putting on mascara. Can his finishing move by "the neg"? FWIW I actually find feminists mind numbingly annoying and think there's a lot of good lessons to take from PUA, but it is also hilarious to make fun of. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 11, 2013 21:13:36 GMT -5
He becomes Alpha by wearing a big dumbass furry hat and putting on mascara. Can his finishing move by "the neg"? FWIW I actually find feminists mind numbingly annoying and think there's a lot of good lessons to take from PUA, but it is also hilarious to make fun of. Thanks for sharing; now stop talking about it. |
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Aug 11, 2013 21:31:07 GMT -5
They already have someone with the gimmick:  |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 11, 2013 21:33:47 GMT -5
Yeah, this is Zack Ryder. Did you not listen to 'Hoeski'? ... Seriously, if you didn't, bravo. Wish I could say the same. Terrible song. It was an above average boy band pop song, really. I'm only partially ashamed of knowing enough boy band songs to know what the average quality of one is. |
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Aug 11, 2013 22:13:50 GMT -5
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Chip
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Chip on Aug 11, 2013 22:20:48 GMT -5
He'd be turned face when too much of the audience relates to him.
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