Cronant
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Cronant on Aug 15, 2013 17:43:28 GMT -5
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 15, 2013 17:44:27 GMT -5
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 15, 2013 17:45:44 GMT -5
They have become so self-aware, it's almost scary.
Almost.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 15, 2013 17:47:51 GMT -5
Lol, that's only four!
And Cena wasn't even sure the shoulder blocks counted, if you exclude them it brings the total down to 3.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 15, 2013 17:51:57 GMT -5
I legitimately laughed out loud at this point.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Aug 15, 2013 17:56:33 GMT -5
I really love how self-aware WWE.com is. I hope Vince never finds out and gets mad.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Aug 15, 2013 18:03:11 GMT -5
WWE right now is doing what the parents on South Park did on the Chinpokomon episode. Talking about it themselves makes it not cool anymore so no one will want to make fun of Cena's moves
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Aug 15, 2013 18:06:33 GMT -5
WWE right now is doing what the parents on South Park did on the Chinpokomon episode. Talking about it themselves makes it not cool anymore so no one will want to make fun of Cena's moves Someone will always rise above apthy. |
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Aug 15, 2013 18:12:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2013 18:16:17 GMT -5
I don't know.
A part of me feels like they're a few years late with this.
Even when John Cena directly referenced some IWC stuff when he was fighting Punk it wasn't exactly timely.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 15, 2013 18:17:37 GMT -5
I like to think of the 5 moves as the equivalent of typing the numbers in on Lost. If he went shoulder block, shoulder block, duck the punch, ATOMIC DROP then the world would end.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by r. on Aug 15, 2013 18:21:18 GMT -5
and yet nothing will change, never change wwe
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 15, 2013 18:33:25 GMT -5
and yet nothing will change, never change wwe Pretty much every wrestler has their 5 moves and big time babyfaces have their comeback sequences. Why would they change a fundamental part of professional wrestling? Just cuz Cena sux? |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by r. on Aug 15, 2013 18:47:15 GMT -5
and yet nothing will change, never change wwe Pretty much every wrestler has their 5 moves and big time babyfaces have their comeback sequences. Why would they change a fundamental part of professional wrestling? Just cuz Cena sux? Yes, That is exactly the reason. But for shits and giggles lemme throw out an alternate theory; Most babyfaces/heels win in a variety of ways 5 moves or not. Cena's move set however is almost literally those moves plus perhaps 4 others, Not to mention I hate canned sequences no matter who uses them. |
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 15, 2013 18:49:14 GMT -5
Didn't the whole "5 moves of doom" as an actual term the internet used start with talking about Bret Hart?
You know: atomic drop, back breaker, russian leg sweep, fore arm smash, sharp shooter
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Aug 15, 2013 18:53:55 GMT -5
Didn't the whole "5 moves of doom" as an actual term the internet used start with talking about Bret Hart? You know: atomic drop, back breaker, russian leg sweep, fore arm smash, sharp shooter  |
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Post by blackmegaman on Aug 15, 2013 19:35:38 GMT -5
Didn't the whole "5 moves of doom" as an actual term the internet used start with talking about Bret Hart? You know: atomic drop, back breaker, russian leg sweep, fore arm smash, sharp shooter HE'S A PARODY !!! |
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Post by Young Game on Aug 15, 2013 19:57:35 GMT -5
Doesn't Cena have an Emerald Fusion variant of some kind?
He should maybe use that more often.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by r. on Aug 15, 2013 23:03:16 GMT -5
Doesn't Cena have an Emerald Fusion variant of some kind? He should maybe use that more often. IIRC it was just an AA he did wrong. Many wrestlers have comeback sequences/5 moves not man of those wrestlers entire move-set is said sequence/5 moves, lesser still have those moves in the exact same spot in the match, IE: always leading up to the finish. |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 15, 2013 23:28:39 GMT -5
Doesn't Cena have an Emerald Fusion variant of some kind? He should maybe use that more often. He should bring back the Throwback (neckbreaker whip). |
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