Craziest Vince McMahon Stories

[suave]

Because the dude is straight up crazy and it's entertaining as hell.

I heard a story where he called Jericho into his office around mid 99 and straight up told Chris he sucked and wasn't worth his contract. Not that good, but anyone else got some winners?

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Anything involving apes.


Also Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon (I think that's who it was?) and why there can only be one masked wrestler.

[2 Cold Scorkum]

Bret Hart's book told some story where Vince was loaded and took a Doomsday Device(Or what it a Hart Attack?) in a bar.

[CH Punk]

I think it was said on the old I Want Wrestling podcast and not really a crazy story, but Vince went to fart right before walking out for a promo with Patterson and Brisco, cuts said 10/15 minute promo in the middle of the ring and, when he makes it past the curtain, says to the people in gorilla "I need to change my pants" or something to that effect.

[nm]

Aug 20, 2013 17:37:04 GMT -5 CH Punk said:

I think it was said on the old I Want Wrestling podcast and not really a crazy story, but Vince went to fart right before walking out for a promo with Patterson and Brisco, cuts said 10/15 minute promo in the middle of the ring and, when he makes it past the curtain, says to the people in gorilla "I need to change my pants" or something to that effect.

Then chased Brisco around backstage with his soiled drawers.

[Larryhausen]

Aug 20, 2013 17:37:04 GMT -5 CH Punk said:

I think it was said on the old I Want Wrestling podcast and not really a crazy story, but Vince went to fart right before walking out for a promo with Patterson and Brisco, cuts said 10/15 minute promo in the middle of the ring and, when he makes it past the curtain, says to the people in gorilla "I need to change my pants" or something to that effect.

Maybe that's how the Power Walk started?

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Aug 20, 2013 17:43:17 GMT -5 Larryhausen said:

Aug 20, 2013 17:37:04 GMT -5 CH Punk said:

I think it was said on the old I Want Wrestling podcast and not really a crazy story, but Vince went to fart right before walking out for a promo with Patterson and Brisco, cuts said 10/15 minute promo in the middle of the ring and, when he makes it past the curtain, says to the people in gorilla "I need to change my pants" or something to that effect.

Maybe that's how the Power Walk started?

Then it should be called the Poower walk.

[Tony Schiavontay]

Where he challenged one of the writers to a street race and was trying to run the guy off the road.

[N E O G E O B O Y S]

I always loved that story of Vince talking for 1 hour with jericho I think about how bobo brazil was the greteast wrestler ever

It's funny because I know that vince is a big mark for wrestling, yet people think that he hates it

[Hit Girl]

Heyman says that shaving causes Vince pain, but he shaves anyway to teach himself a lesson, or something like that

[CrazySting]

-challenging Court Bauer to a drag race then attempting to drive him off the road and kill him when Court started getting ahead.

-having a mini nervous breakdown when Dan Madigan pitched a gimmick of a Nazi wrestler with Paul Heyman as his manager

[andrew8798]

That story was great. They said Vince was speechless and just grab his briefcase and walk out of the room

[Surfer Sandman]

Are there any stories out there of Vince climbing a mountain(s) of coke?

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

In Undisputed, Jericho talks about he and Triple H going to Vince for help in their Hell in a Cell match. They wanted to know how they could get to the top of the Cell, and Vince told them to shoot webbing out of their wrists and swing up there. Vince had just seen Spider-Man.

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This is the greatest thread in the history of our sport!

[wisdomwizard]

Nothing tops his phobia of sneezes. Of all things, he's afraid of a normal human bodily function. Try to wrap your head around that.

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It's a real shame that we'll probably never get a Vince biography or autobiography. The dude is fascinating.

[Johnny]

Aug 20, 2013 20:53:55 GMT -5 wisdomwizard said:

Nothing tops his phobia of sneezes. Of all things, he's afraid of a normal human bodily function. Try to wrap your head around that.

This is my fave. Although I thought that the story was not that he's afraid, but that sneezes make him angry because it shows weakness and an inability to control your own actions.

[Lila]

CM Punk tells a story that took place during one of WWE's Tribute to the Troops trips. Punk, Vince, JBL, Edge, and Undertaker were all bunked in the same room. Each bed had three layers and from what I remember, Vince was bunked above JBL and Taker. As everyone is going to sleep, Vince randomly rips one and starts to laugh.

[Johnny]

Three foot penis.