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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 22, 2013 11:02:22 GMT -5
You heard me.
What rides would we put in? Shows? Parades? Museum-like displays? Characters in costume? Holiday-specific celebrations? Specially designed hotels?
Anything from MST3K's history is fair game, though you can't just make, let's say, a Godzilla ride without including Jet Jaguar and Megalon.
Step one: a Halloween-themed villains parade led by Torgo and the Master.
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 22, 2013 11:06:05 GMT -5
Well, if there's a bar it can be called "Mitchell's"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 11:06:10 GMT -5
A Swiss Family Robinson style tree house...Delta Knights themed.
"I'M COMINNNNNNG!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 22, 2013 11:06:23 GMT -5
Something kind of like laser tag, only you walk into an area with the vest with sensors and an unseen person tells you to watch out for snakes. You have to avoid them to stay in the game.
Alternatively, a fat sheriff can hassle you until you find a gun in the desert that aliens left there.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 22, 2013 11:07:10 GMT -5
The Mitchell Experience!
Live! In a apartment filled with beer cans and baby oil!
Sit! In a car and stakeout Arthur Cummings!
Ride! In a dune buggy being chased by THE John Saxon!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 22, 2013 11:07:48 GMT -5
Trumpy's Fun House.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 22, 2013 11:08:33 GMT -5
I'd also want a sort of entertaining/educational/EPCOT like area where professors who are in fields totally unrelated to geology discuss going "Down, doooooown" into the Earth.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 11:12:34 GMT -5
There better be a crappy animatronic show featuring fake Mike, Crow and Servo from Hobgoblins.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 22, 2013 11:19:50 GMT -5
A tent where half-assed dance numbers alternate with bad stand-up comedy. The show always ends with a bunch of pajama-wearing zombies running the crowd off. Across the walkway, you can have your fortune read.
An "It's a Small World" type ride, but all of the displays are just horribly stereotyped little ethnic kids building toys and singing.
Instead of Mickey, Goofy and Buzz Lightyear, the characters walking around the place taking pictures with tourists would include Krankor, Ortega and Mr. B Natural.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 22, 2013 11:23:14 GMT -5
Don't ride the Coily Freefall ride. NO SPRINGS! *whistles*
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Post by Vampiro138 on Aug 22, 2013 11:25:52 GMT -5
the EPCOT of it can be called "Gizmonic Institute" and one of the water rides takes you down a giant waterfall into "Deep 13"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 22, 2013 11:28:21 GMT -5
- There will be a concession booth named Meatballs Fried in Lard.
- A ride that's actually a race where you're chased by a volkswagon, and have to yell out "PACKERS! WHOO!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 11:30:38 GMT -5
-Torgo impersonators deliver your pizza in 4 hours or more!
-Go on the Deadly Bees ride and find the dog's meat!
-See Trumpy do stupid things on main street!
-and of course, the Hitler building
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 22, 2013 11:33:57 GMT -5
For those wishing to slow life down a bit, come visit the Strickland Walnut Ranch, and see where the fish live.
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Post by JTG Fan on Aug 22, 2013 11:34:22 GMT -5
Extreme Babooning
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 22, 2013 11:36:46 GMT -5
It's times like this I wish we had someone to draw a map of the park like amusement parks used to do (and maybe still do). This is a terrific idea for a thread.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 22, 2013 11:47:48 GMT -5
In place of Disney's ultra-private-but-not-quite-secret-anymore Club 33, there would be Club Scum. Reservations only. No Hobgoblins allowed.
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 22, 2013 12:25:44 GMT -5
The Mitchell Experience! Live! In a apartment filled with beer cans and baby oil! Sit! In a car and stakeout Arthur Cummings! Ride! In a dune buggy being chased by THE John Saxon! The John Saxon Dune Buggy ride permanently closed due to not appearing in the MST3K version of the movie. |
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Post by hossfan on Aug 22, 2013 12:57:00 GMT -5
The "Night Train to Mundo Fine" ride
Kiler Shrew Petting Zoo
Henry Krasker's Phantasmagoritarium of Parapsychic Gobbledegook
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 22, 2013 12:57:24 GMT -5
The Mitchell Experience! Live! In a apartment filled with beer cans and baby oil! Sit! In a car and stakeout Arthur Cummings! Ride! In a dune buggy being chased by THE John Saxon! The John Saxon Dune Buggy ride permanently closed due to not appearing in the MST3K version of the movie. Nah, it can get converted into the Arch Hall Jr Squishy Face Dune Buggy ride, complete with an Eegah running at you with a club. The Space Mutiny Bumper Cars Arena. An interactive area where you can play with, among other things, the Million Bubble Machine and operate Santa's Giant Pleasure-Mouth. |
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