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Post by CMWaters on Aug 22, 2013 13:00:33 GMT -5
For a ride that isn't based on one of the movies...
Jump down Gypsy's mouth and go down the Umbilicus to the Deep 13 "toxic pool".
[Just recolored water, don't worry.]
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 22, 2013 13:03:02 GMT -5
It's times like this I wish we had someone to draw a map of the park like amusement parks used to do (and maybe still do). This is a terrific idea for a thread. Why thank you! I just got back from Disney World yesterday, and I actually brought this idea up to my girlfriend because we had just watched the MST3K'ing of Werewolf a few days before the trip. Disney definitely still has maps, and you can Google search them and basically pick out which era's style you want (e.g. brightly colored 70's maps, slightly more detailed 90's, modern day, etc.). If somebody wants to mess around with Photoshopping one or even go old school and draw it, that'd be awesome. As for the EPCOT Center park being Deep 13, I like it! EPCOT was always about letting people take part in crafting the future, so in DEEP 13 Center, guests will be invited to allow Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank to conduct ACTUAL experiments on them! EDITL Also, as for maps, hmm...Disneyland/the Magic Kingdom have "seven themed lands" (Adventureland, Frontierland, Tomorrowland, etc.) which could tie in well to MST3K genre films, and EPCOT has Future World and the World Showcase. Universal Islands of Adventure could work, too.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 22, 2013 13:49:11 GMT -5
A baked good stand that sells all manner of "specialty breads."
A "Manos" The Hands of Fate driving simulator.
Mr. B Natural's musical review.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 22, 2013 21:07:29 GMT -5
I also can't wait to eat chimichangas at Professor Bobo's Vomitorium Food Emporium!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Aug 22, 2013 21:14:33 GMT -5
A water ride: Gutterbumbershoot
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 22, 2013 21:17:11 GMT -5
The gift shop would resemble Santa's Workshop on Mars from "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".
There'd also be a space themed ride where you fly Prince of Space's ship after Phantom of Krankor's.
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Aug 22, 2013 22:15:16 GMT -5
A Squirm worm farm.
Live concerts by Arch Hall, Jr. from Eegah!
The foot court serves Vadinho blooming onions.
A forklift rollercoaster.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 22, 2013 22:27:44 GMT -5
The petting zoo would HAVE to include a llama.
You folks want to touch the llama, huh?
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 22, 2013 22:37:33 GMT -5
The gift shop would resemble Santa's Workshop on Mars from "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". There'd also be a space themed ride where you fly Prince of Space's ship after Phantom of Krankor's. Oh my God... Prince of Space Mountain... Love it.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Aug 23, 2013 0:28:43 GMT -5
*ride simulator-Pearl's van *employees must be in character
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Post by Young Game on Aug 23, 2013 0:50:12 GMT -5
How much Keefe is in this park anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2013 9:28:54 GMT -5
The gift shop would resemble Santa's Workshop on Mars from "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". There'd also be a space themed ride where you fly Prince of Space's ship after Phantom of Krankor's. Oh my God... Prince of Space Mountain... Love it. I much prefer a Prince of Space Buzz Lightyear game where your websites are useless!
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 23, 2013 10:02:35 GMT -5
Oh my God... Prince of Space Mountain... Love it. I much prefer a Prince of Space Buzz Lightyear game where your websites are useless! Part of me would prefer a Fugitive Alien shooter game, except instead of shooting you drive your forklift into targets.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 23, 2013 10:15:28 GMT -5
the Zap Rowsdower experience: ride around in a broken truck with a smelly canadian alcoholic.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 23, 2013 17:31:47 GMT -5
The Coleman Francis Shooting Gallery
The Space Travelers Ride (sit in a cramped box for two hours and do nothing)
An Octopus Wrestling show, similar to alligator wrestling
The Batwoman's Batgirls Dance Troupe making random appearances around the park
The street vacuums are shaped like the Creeping Terror
It has a beach park called Party Beach
Devil Fish Aquariam
A nightly show featuring The Band That Played California Lady, the Del-Aires, the girl who sang Yipes Stripes, Chase Winstead, Spidorr and finished by a crowd rendition of Amazing Grace (publicdomainyoucantsueus)
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 23, 2013 17:59:23 GMT -5
God's Domain...where you can tamper with it to your hearts content.
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Aug 23, 2013 18:03:12 GMT -5
Dave Ryder's reastaurant: Smoke ManMuscle!
Featuring such delightful treats such as Roll bacon FizzleBeefs, a Fridge filled with LargeMeat and the crowd favaourite: Blast HardCheeseburger!
Featuring three soda sizes: Big, Mclarge and Huge!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 23, 2013 19:05:15 GMT -5
How much Keefe is in this park anyway? Miles O'Keefe And on that note we need to add an ATOR hang glider ride as well.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 23, 2013 21:40:44 GMT -5
How much Keefe is in this park anyway? Miles O'Keefe And on that note we need to add an ATOR hang glider ride as well. It'd be the park's version of Soarin'. Me, I'm getting a quick pass to skip the line at the Blood Water-flume Ride of Dr. Z.
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