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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 29, 2013 23:07:46 GMT -5
The Jungle Boo
A plane crashes in Deepest Darkest Africa stranding the survivors in a jungle haunted by the spirits of the tribes men that were killed there centuries ago, also they may or may not be cannibals
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:09:34 GMT -5
3:10 to yum: Retired cowboys go to the early bird
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:10:59 GMT -5
The Santa Claus: it's the same Tim Allen movie, but now everyone has stopped misspelling the real St. Nick's name for the next 20 years.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 29, 2013 23:11:23 GMT -5
A Few Goo Men
Slime Monsters from space take the place of several naval officers in an attempt to infiltrate our military to prepare for invasion
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:12:21 GMT -5
Moral Kombat: Philosophers battle to see who is the one true sage.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 29, 2013 23:13:40 GMT -5
Argo: A police chief from Minneapolis, Minnesota investigates a series of homicides committed by two men pretending to make a science fiction movie as a cover for entering Iran to rescue six hostages.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 29, 2013 23:14:20 GMT -5
No Country for Old Me
a old sheriff is unable to find a country just right for him to retire to due to a series of hilarious misunderstandings with the locals
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 29, 2013 23:16:33 GMT -5
True Git: The life story of Chris Brown.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 29, 2013 23:19:05 GMT -5
Lock, Sock and 2 Smoking Barrells
story of cockney hosiery thieves
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:20:10 GMT -5
Fist of fur: the Care Bears are back and this time they're kicking ass.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 29, 2013 23:23:31 GMT -5
Miser: A man who hoards all of his money is injured in an accident, only to be cared for by his biggest fan.
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Post by DSR on Aug 29, 2013 23:24:21 GMT -5
I know these original titles were already covered, but I'm going in a different direction on them.
A Nightmae on Elm Street: Mae Young terrorizes teenagers in their dreams.
Sta trek: A precocious young boy repeatedly makes life difficult for his father, a statistician.
Star Was: A documentary about how stars are formed.
And some new ones.
Be Movie: A frustrated editor tries to cobble together a film that makes sense from a collection of footage that seems unrelated.
The Exas Chainsaw Massacre: A man kills all of his former girlfriends, and cannot spell.
Rindhouse: Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez direct films about pork rinds. And a few other directors make fake trailers about pork rinds that go between those 2 films.
Mma: Jessica Chastain enters the world of mixed martial arts. Produced by Guillermo Del Toro.
There Will Be Bloo: The Blue Man Group stars as 3 oil barons in the early 1900s.
Aw: Tobin Bell pets an adorable kitten for 90 minutes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:27:22 GMT -5
Sycho: a crazed Sid Eudy runs a motel, is obsessed with his mother.
Finding Emo: A father must travel from a mall food court to Hot Topic in search of his skinny jeans-wearing son.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 29, 2013 23:27:32 GMT -5
Dawn of the Dad
this fathers day Gary Peterson (Vince Vaughn) is gonna take the day off, relax and do what he wants for once, that is until his house is under siege by the undead, its now up to Gary, his wife (Katherine Heigl) and their wacky neighbour (Rob Schneider) to prevent his 4 children and the entire neighbourhood becoming zombie food
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:32:43 GMT -5
RobCop: "Rob Schneider derpity derpy cyborg!"
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Post by Sparkybob on Aug 29, 2013 23:33:15 GMT -5
Sider Man. The story about a unwilling hero who got his super power by drinking some expired Cider. That Cider gave him the power to form Cider at will but he lost the ability to use the letter C.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 29, 2013 23:33:57 GMT -5
I had one about The Grapes of Wrath that involved a former WCW wrestler committing terrible acts, but I thought I might get in trouble if I posted it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:34:33 GMT -5
Sider Man. The story about a unwilling hero who got his super power by drinking some expired Cider. That Cider gave him the power to form Cider at will but he lost the ability to use the letter C. Interestingly, still starring Tobey Maguire.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 29, 2013 23:46:40 GMT -5
Petty Woman: A wealthy businessman hires a prostitute who incessantly argues with him over the most trivial matters.
Abe: An prominent American statesman is determined to prove that he can be a sheepdog.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 23:54:32 GMT -5
Ie Hard: A documentary on how frustrating and difficult Internet explorer is. Narrated by Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
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