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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 30, 2013 0:17:21 GMT -5
Uno
card game between Michael Cera and Ellen Page ends in pregnancy
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Post by DSR on Aug 30, 2013 0:45:41 GMT -5
RobCop: " Rob Schneider derpity derpy cyborg!" OBOCOP - When a good cop is killed in the line of duty, he gets rebuilt...out of old musical instruments. We don't know why. Coming this summer!
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Post by DSR on Aug 30, 2013 0:47:03 GMT -5
RIP: Ryan Reynolds dies. The end.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Aug 30, 2013 2:28:59 GMT -5
Fight
Denzel Washington is a Alcoholic Pilot who must redeem himself by fighting a plane full of terrorists with only his bare hands and Air Marshall Bruce Willis guiding via radio
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 30, 2013 5:12:07 GMT -5
Rue Grit- Rue McClanahan and Betty White team up to stop Herbert Edelman, in the process saving Bea Arthur
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 5:29:08 GMT -5
Apocalypse Ow - turns out the end of the world hurts a little bit.
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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 30, 2013 7:24:12 GMT -5
A Tim to Kill - A bizarre curse has Tim Allen transformed to a black guy (he appears looking like himself to the audience, but everyone else in the film thinks he's black) who is being tried for murder. Will his wacky shenanigans leave him The Last Man Standing?
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 30, 2013 7:46:53 GMT -5
Donnie Braco: Based On A True Story.
In 1978, the US government waged a war against a "gazer". One man was left behind the lines.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Aug 30, 2013 8:14:18 GMT -5
Evil Dad - Nic Cage stars in a psychological thriller where he discovers that his father is not who he seems to be. Evil Dad 2: Dad by Dawn - Nic Cage fights insomnia and his own hand. A touching (get it?) tale about the dangers of excess masturbation. Evil Dad 3: Arm of Darkness: This time, Nic Cage's whole f'n ARM has become sentient and tries to kill him. Through sex and an army of skeletons.
The Thin - In this remake of the 50ies classic, Kurt Russel must find a way survive a brutal attack from a stick figure.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2013 8:16:49 GMT -5
Ineption: Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan have to infiltrate TNA to implant an idea in Dixie Carter's head, and from that idea, sprout change.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 30, 2013 8:19:33 GMT -5
Pup Fiction:
You won't know the pups until you've seen the fiction.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Aug 30, 2013 8:21:19 GMT -5
Fat Times at Ridgemont High: A documentary following a group of high school students as they try to lose weight while juggling other responsibilities.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 30, 2013 8:36:15 GMT -5
Return of the Jed: With Granny in her rocking chair strapped to the top of the Millennium Falcon, Jed Clampett must rescue Han Solo, destroy the new Death Star, and defeat Emperor Palpatine & his evil apprentice Darth Vader.
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Post by CM Parish on Aug 30, 2013 8:37:34 GMT -5
2 Rounds.
The antagonist has a really short attention span.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 30, 2013 8:55:09 GMT -5
Hoes: Shia LeBeouf as a male prostitute that works for Jon Voight and Sigourney Weaver
I, Root: The mock autobiography (mocktobiography?) of Stephen Root, with the lead played by Will Smith
Evil Dad: Bruce Campbell as a suburban dad taken over by evil
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ookkie
Unicron
Rated R.
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Post by ookkie on Aug 30, 2013 9:02:40 GMT -5
Dr. N - Wanted by international spies, Bill Nye ascends the ranks of global terrorists through this knowledge of science.
From Russia with Loe - A series of letters arrive at the house of the film's protagonist, postmarked from the future and signed by French football player Raoul Loe.
Oldfinger - an aging proctologist comes to terms with love, marriage and life in retirement.
Thunderall - Rob Schneider and David Spade star in this two-man comedy fest about two clothing designers who market "Thunderall", overalls designed to magnify the sound of flatulence.
You Only Lie Twice - experimental, suspenseful Dutch film where a boyfriend meets his future in-laws over dinner, only to be hooked up to a polygraph test. Over the course of 90 minutes he must respond to questions about his intentions for their daughter - and if he lies three times, he will become the next course.
O: Her Majesty's Secret Service - documentary featuring insight into the Queen's royal pleasurers and the world they know.
Diamond are Forever - An educational film, hosted by Sean Connery, about the dangers of incorrect subject-verb agreement
Live and Let Di - stunning documentary, released by Michael Moore, about Elton John's whereabouts on the night England's Rose wilted
He Man with the Golden Gun - crossover adventure with Prince Adam of Eternia. Fed-up with the plots of Skeletor, Prince Adam pays Scaramanga to end the conflict once and for all.
The Spy Who Loved M - a bizarre black and white art-piece in which James Bond never fires a shot. The famous spy - played in different scenes, inexplicably, by David Niven, Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig - recounts his sexual dalliances with Robert Hargreaves, Bernard Lee and Dame Judi Dench.
Moonrake - the Apollo 13 crew is renowned for bravery and survival instincts...but for the wrong reasons. In this thriller, the true story of a lunar expedition, three men and a mysterious garden shed in the Sea of Tranquility is finally told.
For Your Eye Only - In this lost tale from the Silmarillion, Sauron disobeys his optometrist's advice.
Octo-pus-y - Swimmers beware! In this gore-vaganza, there's a brownish-yellow tinge to the water and eight arms of danger threatening the smoothness of your skin.
A View to Kill - in this cross-country, roadtrip buddy comedy, billboard advertising agents find the most scenic panoramas and go to work
The Living Ay-lights - mad scientist A. Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler) takes revenge on sleepy-town America by installing bio-luminescent monsters, instead of lightbulbs, in the ceilings of suburbia.
Licence to Ill: in this dystopian science fiction masterpiece, physician Galen Hippocrates starts to question the Government's direction to sicken the public.
Oldeneye - a winner for Special Effects at the Cannes Film Festival, Oldeneye interweaves the plots of King Kong, Waiting to Exhale and Bambi from the perspective of an individual with severe cataracts.
Tomorrow Neve Dies - in this reality-based retread of a well-known story, Wes Craven documents his attempts to hunt down his former movie starlet.
The Word is Not Enough - After a frustrating day delivering sermons on the Mount, a gun-toting Jesus decides that another approach is best. Directed by Joel Schumacher.
I.e. Another Day - The long-awaited sequel to Gone with the Wind; Scarlett O'Hara tracks down Rhett Butler with the help of Django.
Casio Royale - fleeing from his duties as monarch, Prince Purple (played by the artist formerly known as Prince) hides out as the keyboardist in a local synthesizer jazz band.
Quantum of O-lace - in this sizzling 'blue' movie, Vivien Velvet markets and models the most stimulating lingerie on the market for potential investors. Just wait for this film's climax - you'll never see it coming!
Sy-fall - this documentary traces the rise and fall of the Syfy network, from the glory days of wrestling zombies to the made-for-tv movie that killed it all in 2016: the Star Wars Holiday Special, Part II: Lumpy's Song.
Never Say Ever Again - this Oscar-winning film details the real-life heroic exploits of wrestler-turned-mime Chris Jericho, whose efforts to create sanctuaries for mistreated street performers inspired the world. When told by Entertainment Weekly that he still had the ability to impress audiences, he signed, "I never lost it, bay-bay!".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 9:25:37 GMT -5
Pokemon: Mewtwo Trikes Back: After his psychic powers stop working, Mewtwo steals a tricycle and peddles across Kanto trying to figure out what happened.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 9:35:32 GMT -5
Host Rider. The story of the Bella's, starring Eva Marie.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Aug 30, 2013 10:06:43 GMT -5
V or Vendetta. The story of Big Johnny's and his treatment of the divas.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 30, 2013 10:07:55 GMT -5
Pokemon: Mewtwo Trikes Back: After his psychic powers stop working, Mewtwo steals a tricycle and peddles across Kanto trying to figure out what happened. Complete with original bike theme:
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