One woman's commitment to intoxication is epic

[Urethra Franklin]

deadspin.com/alleged-female-idiot-on-the-field-blows-341-bac-has-a-1236362111

Wow, that's not drunk. That is drunk.

[Toxik916]

I'd totally marry that girl.

[Bam Neeley]

How much is .341 PBT in permilles?

[Cry Baby]

I have no idea what .341 PBT means, so I'm just going to agree that she was hammered.

[Lazy peon]

All you need is that pic with her tweet "Just went to jail #yolo" to show she's an idiot.

[Deleted]

Sept 1, 2013 16:57:46 GMT -5 Cry Baby said:

I have no idea what .341 PBT means, so I'm just going to agree that she was hammered.

PBT - preliminary breath test. Also goes by BAC - blood alcohol content/concentration.

.......the average limit for driving is 0.08.



Yeah, that's ducking frunk.

[Lancers]

Her twitter handle is @vodka_Samm. A profile name like that at 22 makes people think she's a party girl. A profile name like that at 32 makes people think she's a raging alcoholic.

[Deleted]

Either this chick has been training her whole life to reach the pinnacle of drunkeness or the Iowa campus police breath machine is busted.

I'd love for the Iowa campus police to tweet: Our brethalyzer was broken, @vodka_Samm had .12 BAC. #TryHarder

[Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic]

Sept 1, 2013 17:14:11 GMT -5 Lancers said:

Her twitter handle is @vodka_Samm. A profile name like that at 22 makes people think she's a party girl. A profile name like that at 32 makes people think she's a raging alcoholic.

To be fair, if she keeps drinking like that she probably won't make it to 32.

[Lazy peon]

Wait she's 22? The pic makes her look 15.

[Cry Baby]

Sept 1, 2013 17:09:37 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Sept 1, 2013 16:57:46 GMT -5 Cry Baby said:

I have no idea what .341 PBT means, so I'm just going to agree that she was hammered.

PBT - preliminary breath test. Also goes by BAC - blood alcohol content/concentration.

.......the average limit for driving is 0.08.



Yeah, that's ducking frunk.

Ahh I see, I didn't understand the decimal. I've only ever seen our drink drive limit expressed as 35mg of alcohol in 100ml of breath (or 80mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood). Wasn't aware it was done differently in other countries so I was like .341? That's nothing!

But obviously not. What a trooper.

[Deleted]

www.robertselliottdui.com/CM/Custom/Blood-Alcohol-Chart.html

So, if she's about 120 pounds, that's a little less than 9 drinks in her.

[rapidfire187]

I downloaded the twitter app and made my first tweet in forever. Just so I could tell her how awesome she is.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Damn. I'm surprised she could even walk, let alone attempt to rush the field.

[Ben Wyatt]

Girls like this make me happy I'm married and don't have to deal with such idiotic people

[Deleted]

Baby got BAC

[chazraps]

Sept 1, 2013 17:09:37 GMT -5 @knapp said:

Sept 1, 2013 16:57:46 GMT -5 Cry Baby said:

I have no idea what .341 PBT means, so I'm just going to agree that she was hammered.

PBT - preliminary breath test. Also goes by BAC - blood alcohol content/concentration.

.......the average limit for driving is 0.08.



Yeah, that's ducking frunk.

For further perspective: 0.4 is the point of alcohol-induced coma.

[Hassan bin Sober]

I don't understand how if she was so drunk she typed so clearly even with auto-correct.

[Deleted]

Looking through her twitter pics virtually every pic/video has something to do with getting drunk. This chick is in line for some really poor decisions in her future.

[Lazy peon]

Sept 2, 2013 15:43:51 GMT -5 Hassan bin Sober said:

I don't understand how if she was so drunk she typed so clearly even with auto-correct.

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