King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Sept 7, 2013 23:11:21 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 7, 2013 23:17:50 GMT -5
Welp, that'll cut down baby deliveries for awhile.
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Post by Clueless Steve on Sept 7, 2013 23:18:32 GMT -5
Justice for Menes.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Sept 7, 2013 23:35:38 GMT -5
turns out they were right about the stork. not only was he a spy, he was locked in a heated battle with another spy: {Spoiler}
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 7, 2013 23:37:57 GMT -5
turns out they were right about the stork. not only was he a spy, he was locked in a heated battle with another spy: {Spoiler} Black Stork.. coming from Asylum Picures
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 23:49:09 GMT -5
the real spy "a pigeon" got away
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 7, 2013 23:52:10 GMT -5
Man, there's no ends the Vlasic Stork won't go to, to cut down on the competition.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 7, 2013 23:54:17 GMT -5
I came in and this was the first thing that popped in my head. Attachments:
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2013 1:02:36 GMT -5
So, how did they cuff him for the arrest?
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Post by Young Game on Sept 8, 2013 2:27:42 GMT -5
What's a Nubian?
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 8, 2013 2:57:59 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 8, 2013 4:03:00 GMT -5
Can't trust those storks because if they had the chance they would kill you and everyone you love.
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Sept 8, 2013 4:07:56 GMT -5
turns out they were right about the stork. not only was he a spy, he was locked in a heated battle with another spy: {Spoiler} This got a very loud "HA!" from me that woke up my family. bravo.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 8, 2013 4:44:13 GMT -5
the real spy "a pigeon" got away That will be Speckled Jim, our best agent. NAY!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 8, 2013 7:32:56 GMT -5
the real spy "a pigeon" got away That will be Speckled Jim, our best agent. NAY! Although he hasn't been seen around here since he delivered a message to Captain Blackadder's section of the trench, you may want to look into that...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 9:24:53 GMT -5
A person from a region south of Egypt known as Nubia. Pretty much congruous with what is now Sudan and Ethiopia. Speaking of Nubia, this has happened before. A vulture was apprehended not too long ago: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/9734674/Vulture-spying-for-Israel-caught-in-Sudan.html{Spoiler}The avian discovery was made in Kereinek, a town in the Darfur region of western Sudan, Israeli media have reported.
Sudanese officials are said to have concluded that the bird was a secret agent after discovering it was fitted with GPS and solar-powered equipment capable of broadcasting images via satellite, according to Haaretz newspaper, which cited an Egyptian website, El Balad.
The vulture also had a tag attached to its leg with "Israel Nature Service" and "Hebrew University, Jerusalem", leading to accusations that it was on an Israeli surveillance mission.
The reports follow allegations by Sudan that Israel carried out the bombing of a munitions depot near the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, in October, after jamming the country's radar defences.
Israel has made no comment on the raid, which left two people dead. The arms depot was said to be supplying weapons to the Palestinian militant group Hamas in Gaza.
Israeli officials have acknowledged that the bird, which can fly up to 375 miles a day, had been tagged with Israeli equipment but insisted it was being used to study migration patterns.
Ohad Hazofe, an ecologist with the Israel Nature and Parks Authority, told the website, Ynet, that it was one of 100 vultures fitted in October with a GPS system equipped to take distance and altitude readings but not surveillance images.
"That's the only way we knew something had happened to the bird – all of a sudden it stopped flying and started travelling on the ground," he said.
A similar discovery in Saudi Arabia last year prompted local media to report that a bird, later identified as a Griffon, had been "arrested" under suspicion of spying as part of a suspected "Zionist plot".
Saudi officials later dismissed the speculation and criticised journalists for jumping to conclusions after accepting Israeli explanations that the bird was part of a migration study.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 8, 2013 9:36:55 GMT -5
sometimes I get the suspicion that the general who staged that coup in egypt makes outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. he also accuses chestnuts of being lazy.
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Post by Red Impact on Sept 8, 2013 11:22:51 GMT -5
turns out they were right about the stork. not only was he a spy, he was locked in a heated battle with another spy: {Spoiler} I knew where you were going before the spoiler, and I still laughed. Bravo.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 8, 2013 22:11:40 GMT -5
SHUT THE f*** UP!
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