Applying CZW logic to classic angles and matches

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

• Undertaker cuts a promo on Ric Flair's upcoming Hall Of Fame induction/retirement ceremony, calling Flair an "Old son of a bitch" and a "Pussy ass motherf***er" and threatens to "kill" his ass. Flair responds by trying to run Undertaker over in a junkyard which turns into an all out brawl ending with a falcon arrow on the hood of a truck.
• Hulk Hogan is driven to ringside at Wrestlemania 3 eating a bag of chips and during the classic Irresistible Force meeting the Immovable object face off, he makes a jerking off motion in Andre's face while spitting chips at him
• As Snuka is about to take off onto Don Muraco off the top of the cage with an ecstatic and raw MSG crowd cheering for a moment that'll go down in history, the cage inexplicably explodes and Snuka falls off

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Shawn Michaels is about to superkick Ric Flair to end the legendary Nature Boy's career at Wrestlemania XXIV.

Stomping his foot once, twice, and for a final time, the Heartbreak Kid goes to superkick the Dirtiest Player in the game, who is rising up from a corner, dazed and tired.

However, as this is CZW, Flair rises right next to an enormous light tube and chair structure, Michaels attempting to kick the glass into Naitch's face for the final knock out blow.

Mouthing "Sorry, I love you", Michaels kicks and... misses the light tubes!

Confused, Flair looks at Shawn, who charges him and takes him down, landing a few light mounted punches.

Taking his position again, Shawn waits for Flair to stand up, mouths "Sorry, I love you" again and goes for the super kick, kicking the light tubes and.... missing Flair with the glass, as it harmlessly lands 20 feet away from him.

Pissed off, Shawn Michaels knocks Flair down again, calls the spot audibly, tells him not to move when he gets up, and does the spot for a third time, successfully knocking down Ric Flair and pinning him for a victory, ending the Nature Boy's illustrious career in a career threatening match.

Flair's messed up, Shawn hurts his leg, and, to his horror, realizes that he forgot to say "Sorry, I love you". Hopefully, the production team will be able to dub it over the final sequence in an incredibly obvious fashion.

[Joshie el Gato Rey]

Undertaker throws Mankind off the cell.

Mankind gets right up

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

An outdoor Wrestlemania is cancelled due to rain.

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I've never watched CZW, but this thread is already gold.

[Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen]

The Shawn/Flair one is priceless and spot-on.

[tenshi]

CM Punk gets interrupted during the "Pipebomb" promo by air horns.

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This could double as a "Classic Matches and Angles Happen in the Idiocracy Universe" thread.

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I've never seen CZW, but I can't stop laughing at these, especially the Hogan/Andre one.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

• During Bret Hart's January 10th comeback speech on RAW in 2010, as Shawn Michaels and Bret make history by burying the hatchet in the ring face to face, Snitsky wanders down to ringside and eats a Whopper Meal on the apron and shouts at Bret, calling him a "toothless f***ass" after Bret kicks the meal off the apron, leading to Snitsky being removed by security.
• During the finish of their Wrestlemania 6 shoot, Ultimate Warrior overshoots his big splash and breaks an ankle

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So is eating food during matches a CZW thing, or what?