Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Sept 13, 2013 19:25:48 GMT -5
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Toxik916 on Sept 13, 2013 19:48:26 GMT -5
There's no other state where herpes infected monkeys would exist.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 13, 2013 19:50:59 GMT -5
Okay I have to ask this... who's f***ing all these monkeys?
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Sept 13, 2013 19:59:27 GMT -5
What in the actual crap?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 20:08:28 GMT -5
Finally..........
The Florida problem is being dealt with.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 20:13:07 GMT -5
This is the start of the global herpies epidemic
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 13, 2013 20:42:13 GMT -5
Headline made me think--"Herpes infected...terrorizes....waitll they get a load of me."
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 13, 2013 20:45:13 GMT -5
"Don't talk s***!"
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Sept 13, 2013 22:02:06 GMT -5
Okay I have to ask this... who's f***ing all these monkeys? Banjo?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 13, 2013 22:04:23 GMT -5
So this is how outbreak or 28 days later starts.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 13, 2013 22:29:12 GMT -5
Okay I have to ask this... who's f***ing all these monkeys? Banjo? For some reason, once I read the thread title, I just figured someone would bring my name up eventually.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Sept 13, 2013 22:43:32 GMT -5
For some reason, once I read the thread title, I just figured someone would bring my name up eventually. Well... do you know who did it?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 13, 2013 23:38:07 GMT -5
This is why Florida has it's own Fark.com tag.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 13, 2013 23:57:12 GMT -5
I'll take the crack addicted squirrels here in NJ over herpes infected monkeys any day of the week
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Post by Young Game on Sept 14, 2013 0:57:26 GMT -5
10 herpes monkeys jumping on a bed. 1 monkey bites you. Now your skins all red.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Sept 14, 2013 4:27:06 GMT -5
...well, of course. I mean, Florida is already home to zombies, crazies, crazy zombies, and Ghidorah, why NOT add herpes monkeys?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 4:30:10 GMT -5
This thread's title is all wrong. You're supposed to save mentioning Florida; never start with it because it removes all of the shock value and just turns it into, "Yeah, makes sense."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 14, 2013 4:31:30 GMT -5
If it wasn't Florida, this would be a really weird occurrence.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 14, 2013 4:32:12 GMT -5
Don't ever change Florida.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 4:57:35 GMT -5
Well......thats a new one.....
How many facepalms will it take for this to be resolved?
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