Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 27, 2013 22:53:55 GMT -5
My Uncle Wilber and Aunt Betsy are always talking about shipping my Cousin Enis off to The Ukraine when he's up to no good. What's in The Ukraine?
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Post by turkeysandwich on Sept 27, 2013 23:07:46 GMT -5
The Ukraine is weak
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 27, 2013 23:16:03 GMT -5
Steve Allen gets no kicks from it.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 27, 2013 23:30:05 GMT -5
Ukrainians! (Duh!)
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 28, 2013 1:11:54 GMT -5
Chernobyl
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Burst
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Post by Burst on Sept 28, 2013 1:31:05 GMT -5
I just know that apparently there were a bunch of Ukrainian bros here last semester that were always hogging the gym and doing stereotypical curls-in-the-squat-rack sort of things as well as being drunk and seemingly never going to class. Apparently they were kicked to another dorm instead of just being kicked out of school, but yeah, we've heard things.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 28, 2013 2:17:06 GMT -5
Isn't that where those bootleg customizable t-shirts were coming from?
You know, the ones that gave us SMITH?
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BlackoutCreature
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 28, 2013 5:25:49 GMT -5
It's my understanding that the Ukraine is pretty modernized with a high standard of living. It's far from the never-ending communal farm that people seem to imagine it being during the Soviet era.
According to the travel wiki the main food chain in the country is called Puzata Hata. Despite sounding like the Russian translation of "Pizza Hut", it supposedly focuses on Ukrainian cuisine. Kiev supposedly has some beautiful architecture and there are a lot of hiking trails through the Carpathian mountains and kayaking is apparently popular as well. The Ukrainian government also offers tours of the old Chernobyl site which always looked like tons of fun for me. You never know, you might develop super-powers after visiting.
The country is also right in the middle of the part of the world where we get a good chunk of our pornstars from. Not the top names like Lisa Ann or Alexis Texas, but the solid second stringers. Tell Cousin Enis to enjoy himself.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 28, 2013 7:34:27 GMT -5
They did name the country after him.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Sept 28, 2013 8:25:08 GMT -5
I know this dude that calls himself the Ukraine Flame. He's probably high right now....or anytime someone reads this.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2013 12:58:59 GMT -5
He means YouCrane
Where people upload videos of their favourite articulated heavy-lift construction machinery
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2013 13:21:31 GMT -5
A country with the most prestigious, terrifying military in the world.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 28, 2013 13:35:10 GMT -5
He means YouCrane Where people upload videos of their favourite articulated heavy-lift construction machinery And their favorite (favourite?) episodes of "Frasier".
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Sept 28, 2013 16:55:56 GMT -5
Ukrainians hate it when you refer to the Ukraine as "THE Ukraine". It's just "Ukraine". I like saying THE though and now that i know it annoys people i say it on purpose.
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Juice
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Post by Juice on Sept 28, 2013 17:43:29 GMT -5
My wifes grandparents are immigrants from the Ukraine and she and her family are hardcore into their culture and they do literally act like this when talking about the old country. It cracks me up every time.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 28, 2013 18:09:50 GMT -5
You'll find a lot of people going "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!" and "Hahahaha, Chiki Briki!"
Yep, pretty much all I know of Ukraine.
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