Johnny D
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 4, 2013 15:47:07 GMT -5
Because why not?! It all feels like WCW 2000-era anyway. Dixie Carter wins the TNA World Title by pinning AJ.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 15:50:13 GMT -5
Dixie interferes in the main event to announce that she's pregnant, it's declared a no contest.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 15:53:15 GMT -5
Dixie and AJ were revealed to be working together the whole time and screw Bully Ray out of the title, thus double-turning AJ and Bully.
Magnus beats Sting by trapping Sting in a coffin and running over it with an Aston Martin.
Samoa Joe's ninja captors return and look to attack Joe, but instead join him in destroying Aces and Eights.
Joseph Park reveals that he wasn't really Abyss at all, but was instead secretly Rellik the entire time.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 15:58:59 GMT -5
Early in the show Joseph Park comes out as gay, later Abyss shows up and viruently announces his disdain for homosexuals. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2013 16:02:25 GMT -5
Ownership of TNA on a pole match.
Dixie Carter vs Hulk Hogan vs a new wrestler named Triple Haytch.
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Post by rybackrulez on Oct 4, 2013 17:26:30 GMT -5
Dixie and AJ were revealed to be working together the whole time and screw Bully Ray out of the title, thus double-turning AJ and Bully. Magnus beats Sting by trapping Sting in a coffin and running over it with an Aston Martin. Samoa Joe's ninja captors return and look to attack Joe, but instead join him in destroying Aces and Eights. Joseph Park reveals that he wasn't really Abyss at all, but was instead secretly Rellik the entire time. About 3/4 of that happens
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Oct 4, 2013 17:37:01 GMT -5
If the roster keeps going down the drain, even Russo would look at it and just say "nope."
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 4, 2013 17:59:46 GMT -5
Claire Lynch leaves with the title.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 5, 2013 0:11:32 GMT -5
Dixie costs AJ the title. That's actually what I think is going to happen.
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Post by Young Game on Oct 5, 2013 0:15:55 GMT -5
Last Rites matches all around!
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Oct 5, 2013 2:41:09 GMT -5
Dixie Carter on a pole match: Match is the same as a normal singles match except Dixie is dancing ring-side on a pole.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 4:26:34 GMT -5
Manik attacks Chavo Guerrero. Manik comes out later and pulls off his mask, and its Chavo!!! He claims he received a text message to attack himself...we are now suppost to ask, who sent it....32 week storyline starts...in which its finally revealed Chavo didn't get a text
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 5, 2013 6:50:20 GMT -5
Hogan returns, turning heel and screwing over AJ letting Bully Ray win the title. This begins an alliance between Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan, and Bully Ray.
Actually I wouldn't be shocked if this is what actually happens
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Oct 5, 2013 7:01:36 GMT -5
Hogan returns, turning heel and screwing over AJ letting Bully Ray win the title. This begins an alliance between Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan, and Bully Ray. Actually I wouldn't be shocked if this is what actually happens If it did people would accuse TNA of stealing the Summerslam finish.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 5, 2013 7:12:31 GMT -5
Halfway through the PPV a hundred policemen show up and shut the whole thing down because the check to rent the arena bounced.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 9:05:58 GMT -5
There is no PPV, just three hours of Verses and Flow with Dixie, Tenay, and Taz.
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 5, 2013 11:02:05 GMT -5
Hogan returns, turning heel and screwing over AJ letting Bully Ray win the title. This begins an alliance between Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan, and Bully Ray. Actually I wouldn't be shocked if this is what actually happens To borrow from a past thread, Hulk Hogan: Super Secret President of the A&8
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Post by Young Game on Oct 5, 2013 11:12:32 GMT -5
Halfway through the PPV a hundred policemen show up and shut the whole thing down because the check to rent the arena bounced. Russo-ize not Heyman-ize.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 11:20:03 GMT -5
Hogan returns, turning heel and screwing over AJ letting Bully Ray win the title. This begins an alliance between Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan, and Bully Ray. Actually I wouldn't be shocked if this is what actually happens To borrow from a past thread, Hulk Hogan: Super Secret President of the A&8 So this basically?
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Post by vivix on Oct 5, 2013 12:31:30 GMT -5
Dixie/AJ argue, she adds Kurt to the match since he's the face of TNA and has been since his debut. She then screws Angle during the match so AJ can win the belt.
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