The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 16, 2013 6:21:04 GMT -5
It's now time to play a little something called "Would You Rather?"
We all know how this is played, but just to make sure we're clear I'll go over the rules. I will ask 2 "would you rather" scenarios, I will then open the floor for questions, you can ask as many questions as you want during this time however you may not pick your answer until I have closed the floor. The floor will be closed without warning and when it is you will be asked which scenario you pick. The winner will be the one with the most points at the end of the game. If you have any Would You Rather scenarios, please message them to me and do not tweet them to Scott Aukerman, as they will go onto the "Wood You Rather?" pile and not the "Would You Rather?" pile. As we all know, the "Wood You Rather?" pile is not a pile of "Would You Rather?" scenarios but rather a pile of discarded wood.
Are we ready?
Our first "Would You Rather is; Would You Rather live in a buddy cop TV show with Donald Trump or every time you fart, you must fart the national anthem?
The floor is now open for questions.
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J
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Post by J on Oct 16, 2013 8:59:11 GMT -5
Is the buddy cop show produced by Steven Bochco, or the ghost of Stephen J. Cannell?
Which national anthem do I have to fart? And what kind of farts?
Also, why doesn't anyone call you "The Choctaw" anymore?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 16, 2013 11:32:22 GMT -5
The buddy cop show is produced by Donald. P. Bellisario, however Steven Bochco and the ghost of Stephen. J. Cannell have executive producer titles.
It's the national anthem of whatever country you happen to be in at the time. And the farts are loud and smelly.
And no one calls me The Choctaw anymore because that is racist. C'mon fella, it's 1998. Racism is over.
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J
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Post by J on Oct 16, 2013 18:04:48 GMT -5
In the buddy cop show who has the better catchphrase, me or Trump? What are the catchphrases?
So even if I don't know the national anthem of the country I'm in, my butt automatically knows it? Or do I have to learn every country's national anthem? If I had a wife (My Wife!) how does she feel about thus?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 16, 2013 20:57:09 GMT -5
In the buddy cop show, both you and Trump have catch phrases. Usually the dynamic in these shows is straight cop/crazy cop. But for some reason you're both crazy cops, messing up the dynamic making it not a very good show. Your catch phrase is "pizza pizza pizza yummy yummy yummy" and Trumps is, of course, "My Wiiife".
You would have to learn every countries national anthem, or else you die. And sometimes you wake up in different countries without the knowledge of how you got there. So the faster you learn the easier it will get. And your wife (YOUR WIFE) is disgusted by your farts and leaves you for a younger, more handsome, less farty man.
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J
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Post by J on Oct 17, 2013 0:28:00 GMT -5
With Trump in it I figured it wouldn't be a good show.
So when I say my catchphrase, am I eating pizza everytime I say it?
In the fart senario, what exactly do I do for a living? Also does my farting make me an internet celebrity at least?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 17, 2013 1:37:40 GMT -5
The weird thing is, your character is allergic to pizza. So you are never eating pizza. Why Bellisario signed on to do this show I have no idea.
In the fart scenario, your job is being a cop and your partner is Donald Trump.
And you do become famous. But you become super famous. You star in countless TV shows and movies and advertisements and you become a billionaire and your a lot happier than you are now. If you call that living.
I HAVE CLOSED THE FLOOR FOR QUESTIONS!!! OK, so which scenario do you want to pick?
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J
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Post by J on Oct 17, 2013 2:59:30 GMT -5
I don't think I want to live in a world where I'm allergic to pizza.
I'll take the farts.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 17, 2013 3:04:36 GMT -5
Ok, i'll tally up the points.
You picked the farts scenario, unfortunately that was the wrong answer. The buddy cop show with Trump was the correct answer because you got a catch phrase. I'm sorry but you get -35 points. That puts you at -35. However you were the only player, so congratulations, you won.
And that's how we play "Would You Rather?".
Good game. Got pretty close towards the end there.
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J
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Post by J on Oct 17, 2013 9:18:54 GMT -5
Since I went negative 35 that means I'm in the "Tournament of Championships" right?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 17, 2013 23:03:05 GMT -5
Absolutely.
And now it's time for another "Would You Rather?". This question comes from Elias Cage: Master of Escape; Would you rather go gay for one night to get the girl of your dreams or try to balance two girls on one night?
The floor is now open for questions.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 19, 2013 10:34:03 GMT -5
...I'VE CLOSED THE FLOOR FOR QUESTIONS!!!
OK, how does everyone want to vote?
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Square
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Post by Square on Oct 19, 2013 11:07:41 GMT -5
...I vote yes?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 19, 2013 22:55:33 GMT -5
Hmm, controversial choice. But it is the correct one. Congratulations Square, you are the winner. And that's how we play "Would You Rather?".
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 20, 2013 0:21:21 GMT -5
I'm confused......but aroused.....and slightly itchy
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2013 3:16:55 GMT -5
I want to advertise my new line of turnips on your show
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 20, 2013 12:20:47 GMT -5
The 2 women. I've studied that Boy Meets World.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 21, 2013 2:11:26 GMT -5
It is now time for another round of "Would You Rather?", and please, silence during the theme.
Alright, our next question is from Cageking. Thanks Cageking. If you have a question for this game please message them to me with the subject "Would You Rather?". And don't tweet them to Scott Aukerman as they will go onto the "Wood You Rather?" pile, which as we all know is not a pile of "Would You Rather?" questions but a pile of discarded wood. We all know how this is played so let's begin.
Would you rather get a massage from Brodus Clay or learn dance moves from Chris Brown?
The floor is now open for questions.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 23, 2013 16:48:50 GMT -5
Learn dance moves from Chris Brown. I might be able to take what I learn and use them on the streets on my woman.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 23, 2013 22:01:13 GMT -5
I'm sorry BRB but the floor is not open for answers, it is open for questions. I'm going to have to deduct...hmm...5,736 points. So you are now at -5,736.
Any more questions regarding either scenario?
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