The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Oct 26, 2013 8:46:32 GMT -5
I'm not on Twitter, guys! Well that's great that you're not on twitter. As we all know the plugs bag is never really open until we hear the plus bag theme I can't find any plug bag themes on youtube, nor can I find the closing of the plug bag theme. So this will be the replacement until we do;
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Post by J on Oct 26, 2013 9:51:57 GMT -5
Well that's great that you're not on twitter. As we all know the plugs bag is never really open until we hear the plus bag theme I can't find any plug bag themes on youtube, nor can I find the closing of the plug bag theme. So this will be the replacement until we do; Well you're in luck, I can do a live a Capella version of the closing of the plugs bag theme! I'll even throw in some lyrics to this opening of the plugs bag them *ahem* Ohhhhhh Plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs Plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs Plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs Plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs plugs ...etc Anyway get my new stand up comedy special at chill.com I'll be at The Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana. Great club, one of my favorites! Check out my podcast. Last but not least you can visit my website at: www.jcomedy.jokes.com/laughs/www.wwf.com
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Post by The Sam on Oct 26, 2013 9:59:59 GMT -5
Let's see, what do I want to plug? We'll be doing a live version of this thread at several locations, check the website for more info on that. I'll be appearing in this thread (http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/483409). And finally, I would like to plug Paul. F. Tompkins, Who will be appearing on every podcast ever.
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Post by J on Oct 26, 2013 10:03:07 GMT -5
And finally, I would like to plug Paul. F. Tompkins, Who will be appearing on every podcast ever. Except The Pod F. Tompkast of course.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 26, 2013 23:39:28 GMT -5
Let's close up the plug bag;
Closin' up the plug bag boop bip boop bip Closin' up, Closin' up CLOSIN' UP, CLOSIN' UP brah
And let us get into another round of Would You Rather?
Now we all know how this is played, but I'll go over the rules. I will ask 2 Would You Rather scenarios. I will then open the floor for questions, then and only then will you be able to ask questions regarding the 2 scenarios. I will without warning close the floor questions, at which point all participants will be asked to choose which scenario. I will tally up the points and declare a winner. If you have any "would you rather" scenarios, please message them to me with the subject "Would You Rather?" and do not tweet them to Scott Aukerman, as they will go onto the "Wood You Rather" pile instead of the "Would You Rather" pile. As we all know, the "Wood You Rather" pile is not a pile of "Would You Rather" scenarios but rather a pile of discarded wood. Are we ready?
This "Would You Rather" scenario comes to us from Cageking, and he asks; Would you rather enter the Twilight Zone or enter the Outer Limits?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 0:06:00 GMT -5
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i've opened the floor for questions.
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Post by DSR on Oct 27, 2013 1:29:48 GMT -5
If I enter the Twilight Zone, what happens to me?
If I enter the Outer Limits, what happens to me?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 1:35:12 GMT -5
In the Twilight Zone, you have sex with Vic Perrin.
In the Outer Limita, you have sex with Rod Serling.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2013 5:07:31 GMT -5
Is there a library in either area?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 5:34:33 GMT -5
There is a library in both situations. In the Twilight Zone, the only book available is Chyna's biography "If They Only Knew". And in the Outer Limits, the only book available is Supersweet's ass biography "If They Only Knew".
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Post by J on Oct 27, 2013 6:05:04 GMT -5
Is Brodus Clay involved in either senario?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 6:35:26 GMT -5
Brodus Clay is in both scenarios, except in the Twilight Zone scenario his hands are replaced with Brawlin' Buddies.
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Post by J on Oct 27, 2013 7:28:24 GMT -5
Which Brawlin' Buddies are they replaced with?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 7:37:59 GMT -5
Left hand is Bo Dallas with realistic face, right hand is Brodus Clay with Brawlin' Buddy hands.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 27, 2013 10:56:44 GMT -5
In the Twilight Zone scenario, could I willingly get sent to the corrnfield to avoid having sex with Rod Serling?
In the Outer Limits scenario, could I get sent to the Showtime revival and get absorbed by possessed!Alyssa Milano to avoid having sex with Vic Perrin?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 12:26:08 GMT -5
Twilight Zone, yes.
Outer Limits, no.
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Post by DSR on Oct 27, 2013 15:39:07 GMT -5
Is Rod Serling a generous lover, or is it all about him in the bedroom?
Same question regarding Vic Perrin?
And, if Brodus Clay is in both scenarios, with both hands replaced by Brawlin' Buddies, what exactly is Brodus doing?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 27, 2013 18:47:09 GMT -5
Will there be a Twilight Zone twist or an Outer Limits twist if I do it with Serling? Same question for Perrin.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 27, 2013 22:49:01 GMT -5
Is Rod Serling a generous lover, or is it all about him in the bedroom? Same question regarding Vic Perrin? And, if Brodus Clay is in both scenarios, with both hands replaced by Brawlin' Buddies, what exactly is Brodus doing? Rod Serling is rather aggressive. Vic Perrin likes to take it slow, he's an all night long type of guy. Brodus just likes to watch. Will there be a Twilight Zone twist or an Outer Limits twist if I do it with Serling? Same question for Perrin. The twist at the end of Twilight Zone is that the milk expired. And the twist in Outer Limits is that it wasn't Rod Serling at all but rather Vic Perrin in a mask, and you're Rod Serling. Double twist! I HAVE CLOSED THE FLOOR FOR QUESTIONS!!! Alright, DSR , cageking666 , J , Gus Richlen Was Wrong and BoilerRoomBrawler , how would each of you like to vote?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 28, 2013 1:39:40 GMT -5
I chose to have sex with Vic Perrin disguised as Rod Serling. I get to be Rod Serling and my milk won't be spoiled.
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