ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Oct 18, 2013 17:24:45 GMT -5
You answer it and Dark Knight Rises Bane is standing there. What do you do?
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Oct 18, 2013 17:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 18, 2013 17:26:40 GMT -5
Give him his puppy back.
I was looking after it while he was on holiday.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 18, 2013 17:28:40 GMT -5
Ask him why is he trying to sell me girl scout cookies.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Oct 18, 2013 17:31:19 GMT -5
I'd know I'm dead, so I'd do a bad impression of him.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Oct 18, 2013 17:31:23 GMT -5
I ask him "Have we started the fire?"
He says "Yes. The fire rises." Repels away, and I go back to being snarky and negative on the internet.
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Post by Instant Classic on Oct 18, 2013 17:32:40 GMT -5
Ask him if I have his permission to die.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Oct 18, 2013 17:46:08 GMT -5
Invite him in for a cup of tea and a chat.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,201
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Oct 18, 2013 18:30:54 GMT -5
Tell him his got the wrong house and that Batman lives a few roads away.
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Post by hossfan on Oct 18, 2013 18:40:52 GMT -5
"Jeep Swenson was better."
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
Posts: 13,923
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 18, 2013 18:44:41 GMT -5
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Post by twiggy101 on Oct 18, 2013 18:49:24 GMT -5
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 18, 2013 19:00:17 GMT -5
Tell him Azrael in inside. Azrael wasn't in DKR but all Bane's instinctively know who he is.
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
Posts: 14,005
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Post by salz4life on Oct 18, 2013 19:03:04 GMT -5
Tell him I already have fresh towels and close the door.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 18, 2013 19:12:51 GMT -5
I do what I think is my pretty sick impression of him and tell him that he merely adopted the dark that I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man!
Then I'd shut the door in his face whilst he stood there confused.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 18, 2013 19:22:33 GMT -5
I'd sing him the theme from "Three's Company."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2013 19:35:46 GMT -5
I'd sexily suck on a lollipop and raise me eyebrows whilst doing so
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2013 19:38:51 GMT -5
Do you want to come in?
Bane: Of course!
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Post by DSR on Oct 18, 2013 21:06:27 GMT -5
I'd sing the Star Spangled Banner in my loveliest little boy voice. He seems to appreciate that.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2013 21:09:26 GMT -5
Me: Oh, no sorry. I'm in the next movie.
Bane: My mistake.
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