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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2013 0:26:29 GMT -5
Like he's only 4 years older then Stephanie but Stephanie remembers him as a mentor when she was 12, Legendary Triple H in 1994-1995 trained 1995 Big Show to success, Big Show has been besties with DB for a long time, now Big Show may still have an IRON CLAD contract because he's suing them for the millions they owe him. Plus all those random face and heel turns and when he's a heel he's no longer the sleeping giant who is a oaf and despises the fans for turning him into one yet when he turns face he's back to being an oaf.
Plus one time they implied he has a big penis now it's implied he has a small penis. Plus where is a giant who can reach hard to reach places and easily lift 400lb wrestlers and very athletic in shape man of his size and age is going to find work? I don't know in skilled labour or a warehouse. Maybe breaking up concrete or a brick layer?
Plus he proved he can drive a semi well and can fit into one. Also how can he afford disrupting shows and have a legit lawsuit while doing illegal shit? How can he afford a good lawyer to go against WWE's mega lawyers? His lawyer has to be Lional Hutz or something.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 22, 2013 0:29:58 GMT -5
He hasn't had sex with a corpse, tombstoned a priest, or thrown a heartbroken and wheelchair bound broski off the stage yet.
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 22, 2013 0:34:11 GMT -5
He hasn't set anyone on fire neither.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 22, 2013 0:36:40 GMT -5
The Triple H training thing isn't as bad as the rest. Triple H was in WCW at that time, and did hang around the Power Plant, so it's believable he helped Show.
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Post by DIIV on Oct 22, 2013 1:00:33 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Oct 22, 2013 1:05:36 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao. This classic gem, one of Show's old shirts. Guess it was just viagra though, thanks Steph.  |
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Post by DSR on Oct 22, 2013 1:06:45 GMT -5
He hasn't had sex with a corpse, tombstoned a priest, or thrown a heartbroken and wheelchair bound broski off the stage yet. He's rode on his dad's casket, though. |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Oct 22, 2013 1:12:05 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao. I thought they always implied it was small. Like the GTV in the mens bathroom with Val and him at the urinal and val looks over and scoffs "And they call YOU the Big Show?" |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 22, 2013 1:17:51 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao. I thought they always implied it was small. Like the GTV in the mens bathroom with Val and him at the urinal and val looks over and scoffs "And they call YOU the Big Show?" Everyone's small compared to the Big Valbowski. |
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Post by jimmyjames on Oct 22, 2013 1:19:55 GMT -5
Too go along with the Big Show/Stephanie mentoring, there is that pesky little fact that he started in WCW, not WWf.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 22, 2013 1:26:07 GMT -5
He hasn't had sex with a corpse, tombstoned a priest, or thrown a heartbroken and wheelchair bound broski off the stage yet. Or raped and impregnated a female co-worker, buried his brother alive - twice, electrocute a man's testicles, have an obsession with torturing Pete Rose. |
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Post by skulldouggory on Oct 22, 2013 4:27:30 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao. This classic gem, one of Show's old shirts. Guess it was just viagra though, thanks Steph. Viagra doesn't make it bigger......sadly  |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 22, 2013 4:39:30 GMT -5
When did they imply he had a big penis I must've missed that lmao. This classic gem, one of Show's old shirts. Guess it was just viagra though, thanks Steph. WEEEEEELLLLLLLL...Well it's my penis! It's my big fat schlong tonight! |
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Post by Dang! on Oct 22, 2013 5:48:18 GMT -5
How can he afford a good lawyer to go against WWE's mega lawyers? His lawyer has to be Lional Hutz or something.  Send Steph on a trip to Belize! |
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 22, 2013 8:29:10 GMT -5
The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 22, 2013 8:31:46 GMT -5
Too go along with the Big Show/Stephanie mentoring, there is that pesky little fact that he started in WCW, not WWf. So did HHH... at roughly the same time as Show. |
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 22, 2013 9:09:18 GMT -5
Never! The Kane family origin stories with Taker and Bearer alone will never be beat. Never mind everything else Kane has done
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Oct 22, 2013 9:32:27 GMT -5
Once he turns on DB this Sunday, his journey toward the Kanefusion will be complete.
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Post by sportatorium on Oct 22, 2013 11:42:15 GMT -5
Once he turns on DB this Sunday, his journey toward the Kanefusion will be complete. I was thinking about that last night. How Russo-rific this could really start becoming if they turn him now. Since it seems Vjnce will somehow be the one who feuds with Hunter & Steph, they'll probably add some other logic of a longtime bond between Vince & Show that will make no sense. |
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